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 Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 7:10 am
Look at my siggy! It should be a really obvious pun.
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 7:13 am
Jshin Strideo Okami Ameras When the glassblower inhaled he got a pane in the stomach. Ouch! xd *Groan* I know, it's pretty hard to swallow! rofl Okami Ameras Look at my siggy! It should be a really obvious pun. A palm pilot! rofl
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 7:15 am
Strideo Jshin Strideo Okami Ameras When the glassblower inhaled he got a pane in the stomach. Ouch! xd *Groan* I know, it's pretty hard to swallow! rofl Reminds me... PG-13
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 7:16 am
Strideo Okami Ameras Look at my siggy! It should be a really obvious pun. A palm pilot! rofl
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 8:48 am
Well, it's not a pun, but...
A duck walks up to the counter of a hardware store and asks "got any grapes?" The owner says "no, this is a hardware store," and the duck left. The next day the duck returns, comes up to the counter, and again asks "got any grapes?" The owner, irritated, says "no, like I told you, this is a hardware store!" The next day, the duck, again, returns and comes up to the counter, asking "got any grapes?" This time furious, the owner says "NO! If you come in and ask again I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!"
The next day, the duck comes up to the counter and asks "got any nails?"
"No, we just ran out."
"Got any grapes?"
Living in the Austin area, naturally football-related jokes pit Longhorns against Aggies, with the later being the butt of the joke. Unfortunately, this joke requires you to use two team names, so I'll default to those, but remember that you can insert the team names of your choice!
The Longhorns and Aggies are playing a game. In the distance, a train whistle sounded. Thinking that the game was over, the Longhorns left. Three plays later, the Aggies finally scored.
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 9:08 am
Now I know how people can keep all their ducks in a row.
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 2:29 pm
HOMG (oh lordy, I wanna kill myself for writing that.)
I love you guys! Puns make me giggle so hard, regardless of how corny they may be. It's like the "interesting questions/thoughts" websites in giggl-a-bility. You know, containing things like...
Ah. Can't think of any at the moment. Anyway, my dad used to make me laugh all of the time by saying things like
Ach. Can't think. Too late right now. Anyway, he'd take something myself or my sister had said and make it into a name, claiming that he'd known them from somewhere ("I used to work with him", etc.)
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 2:48 pm
Do you mean questions like, "If you ate pasta and anti-pasta would you still be hungry?"
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 4:15 pm
NightingaleRB Do you mean questions like, "If you ate pasta and anti-pasta would you still be hungry?" Most likely you would explode and, somewhere out there, Arnold Schwarzenegger will say "Pasta la vista, baby!"
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 5:22 am
Nadian NightingaleRB Do you mean questions like, "If you ate pasta and anti-pasta would you still be hungry?" Most likely you would explode and, somewhere out there, Arnold Schwarzenegger will say "Pasta la vista, baby!" *KICK*
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 5:50 am
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
With BMWs the pricks are on the inside.
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 6:35 am
this has just made my day! oh man....my really random stuff comes from my friends (read the sig) and the greatest part is that we're all completely sober.
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 7:28 am
Strideo What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? With BMWs the pricks are on the inside. What's the different between a Harley and a Hoover? The position of the dirt bag. Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:12 am
Nadian Strideo What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? With BMWs the pricks are on the inside. What's the different between a Harley and a Hoover? The position of the dirt bag. Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends. Excellent! xd
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:17 am
Strideo Nadian Strideo What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? With BMWs the pricks are on the inside. What's the different between a Harley and a Hoover? The position of the dirt bag. Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends. Excellent! xd Those were in an e-mail I received which had a lot of funny jokes in it. Unfortunately, I can't bring myself to post the violent, racist, and sex jokes from that list... sweatdrop
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