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The Pious: Fortitude. When everyone else has fallen and given up, your avatar will stand up and say "I've got to try again!"
The Devious: Greed. It just makes me think of this plotter, ready to drape over the shoulder of the next gullible sap and whisper sweet nothings of glorious, unattainable dreams into their ear.
Gum In My Hair: When out with somebody else, she'll be right there pointing to every little thing going "Ooh, did you see that?? Ooh, look over there! OH look at THAT! How cooooool~!!"
Look Up In the Sky, It's...: Red Cross! (*shotbrick'dded for the name*) Every great superhero team needs a backup, and she is no exception. Though she's most known for her protective and healing abilities, there's no doubt in the minds of the dark underbelly's residents that she can kick her own fair share of a**.

Comin' up ^^ Hmm...

Give It To Me Straight: 6/10. I don't really know where to begin, honestly xD; I'm inclined to say "It's a good start" because, at least to me, it needs a little more work.. Maybe some more greens if you wanna keep that skirt, or a change in gloves/socks/shoes. Maybe try to match the wings or the fish? ^^
Corruption In Disguise: Okay, this is probably influenced by the fact that I was at the city courthouse today (I had to print up a copy of my nonexistant criminal record for a job interview XD; ) I'm gonna say the security guard at the front of judicial buildings (at least, at the front of mine XD; ), X-raying people's stuff as they go through and calling them back whenever the metal detector dings on their guilty butts. (....Wow. Run-on description o_O XD )
Labu: The butterfly wings. I always did love that item ^^
It Resonates With My Soul: (*resists temptation to say "Under the Sea"*) I Like To Move It, Move It by Reel 2 Real (among others I think). Scrolling through my main mp3 list to find a good song, I stopped on this one because it just felt right, somehow xD Looks like your avvie could randomly break out and start dancing, not caring who's looking XD ^^

It...is? *blinks, and blushes* Thank you.. ^-^

And everything on the list isn't a problem XD ^^

Give It To Me Straight: 9/10. I like it, though it's a teensy bit cluttered (but then, so is mine, so I can't really say anything XD ). Maybe just a bit more gold to match the shoes and what you've got on the face ^^
Corruption In Disguise: A high-ranking detective who spends time working out how to interrogate people correctly, or to hunt people down but who never gets the chance to USE said information because all your time is spent thinking it up.
The Pious: Justice. Whenever someone needs quick smiting, you do it.
The Devious: Anger. Again, whenever someone needs quick smiting (and even when they don't) you take care of it.
What A Cuddly Tapir: Influenced, no doubt, by the Coco but I'm gonna say a snow leopard, stalking stealthily through the winter landscape after prey.
Desk Buddies: I seriously, seriously doubt this counts but... It's my thread, so I'm saying it XD A Halloween cat "costume" (ears, tail, possibly paws) that their owner can't bear to part with. Again, probably because of the Coco XD;; Though I think the tail played a part in that too, this time *snickers*
Book Bindings: The character in some post-apocalyptic set novel (whatever genre that'd be XD; ) who leads a gang of rebels against a group of people who wanna take over what's left of the world.
Labu: I love the mix of colors, it all comes together pretty nicely ^^
Devil Tail: A teensy bit of clutter like I mentioned with #1, but it's nothing big.
Gum In My Hair: Constantly calling "SHOTGUN!" whenever friends suggest riding somewhere, then complaining "Oh, I don't feel so good @_@ *insert carsick look here*" whenever the car actually gets moving.
It Resonates With My Soul: Magic Dance (or Dance Magic, whatever you wanna call it) from the movie Labyrinth (aka, by David Bowie ;P XD ). No real reason, it just felt right XD (Like most of my 11 responses *giggles* ^^; ). But it looks like the real plotting, magic-casting sort.
Look Up In the Sky, It's...: Monoscale! He lives up for his "boring grey" name by throwing down his foes, often with little effort, though he is known for having a bit of a split personality...
Journey To the Past: A short order cook who met their doom in the "Xtra Lg FRY-O-MATIC" that the restaraunt had ordered just that morning.

Alright, but just know I won't be showing you any favoritism ;P *snickers*

Give It To Me Straight: 6/10. I like the overall effect (thanks for the eye inspiration by the way XD ) but it's a little lacking. Could use some matching of the greens or oranges.
Corruption In Disguise: A bailiff in a court, gradually plotting "the perfect crime" to take over the judge's job.
The Pious: Charity. The one heart visible beyond all the weapons and anger appearance shows that little glimmering hope of goodwill.
The Devious: Anger. That avatar DEFINITELY looks like one you don't want to annoy. The ORLY? hat was probably once a real owl, too...
What A Cuddly Tapir: A giraffe. I don't know why, but it's what came to mind XD
Desk Buddies: A toy figurine who, regretfully, lost their right hand in the "Tug O' War Incident of '88" between the owner and their brother.
Book Bindings: Fantasy; looks about right to be dropped right down into a battlefield to kick some human a** for the elves. Or was it elf a** for the humans? Or orc a** for the... Ah, nevermind. Your avvie just kills wantonly.
Labu: The general deadly look. And the lightning eyes coming from the soot face.
Devil Tail: Like I said above, maybe you need some more matches for either the green bubbles or the orange gloves? Play around with a different shirt or something *nods*
Gum In My Hair: Constantly rubbing his feet on the carpet, then staticly shocking anyone who's within range.
It Resonates With My Soul: Koi Wa, Thrill, Shock, Suspense from Detective Conan (I forget who sings it right now XD; ). It just...fits XD; When I can pull my thoughts together better later, I'll probably come back and elaborate why ^^;
Look Up In the Sky, It's...: Ohwly! A crack of thunder always precedes his appearance, and the blade of his weapon is fast enough to catch anyone who tries to run away. Unfortunately, he never takes what anybody says seriously, and can often be caught offguard in a fight if someone says something beginning with "Hey, did you hear..." beforehand.

Give It To Me Straight: 7/10. Could use some light greys to match the paw, or a little more distribution of blue. The fireworks also kind of outshine the microphone; I didn't even notice it was there until the second or third time I looked at your avatar XD;
Corruption In Disguise: Okay, I know the original post said this was for a government job but with that microphone, I'm going to go with a popular singer XDXD....Who's plotting to take over the world with an elaborate plan involving radio waves, subliminal messages, and a well-placed satellite network.
It Resonates With My Soul: I'm A Believer by the Monkees (yes, the original version of the song XD ). Your avvie looks like someone who could start singing about the love of his life that he just saw *giggles*

Pft, you can come into this thread as much as you want xD ^^

Give It To Me Straight: 8/10. It's a bit cluttered, but it looks okay. Could use a different distribution of colors; maybe change the Winter Rose position so you can do more stuff with the legs/bottom?
Labu: The Mythic Hair. Oh gods, I love the Mythic Hair @_@ (I guess you could say I'm kindasorta questing for my own XD )
Devil Tail: It's pretty much a collection of MCs, plus a pair of glasses XD; I'm not exactly one to be talking though ^-^;; But anyway, it still looks cluttered around the middle, regardless. Maybe try one or two MCs along with an outfit? Use 'em to enhance the look, not create it.