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I've had 2 boyfriends, one girlfriend, and handful of trysts that meant nothing at the time, and are little more than conversation fodder now. It's a shame I really loved my girlfriend when we were together, because if I hadn't I wouldn't have let her hurt me like I did. But that's the way I work. It's harder to snag a girl than a guy, so once I catch her, I will do ANYTHING anything anything for her. Due to my figure, I've never found it hard to land a guy, so I don't respect them half as much. I'm terribly shallow. As my friend Andy once said, "Hey, hey, hey, that's not nice! I could get ANY ugly chick I wanted!" Too bad we're not satisfied with minnows when we know there are greater fish to be had, lurking in the murky depths.

I like to ramble.

"As you wish" he says.

I remember, in what seems like another life time, sitting on a brownish couch and watching the Princess Bride, and being distracted by a large plastic tub of Barbies sitting on the floor, with their hair in various states of disarray and safety-scissor styling. Neither these Barbies nor the couch nor the movie were mine. I always took care of my Barbies. I never put them away naked. No, it all belonged to my then best friend, who had a refrigerator in her garage and a separate room, there, as well, with foosball and a TV and a Barbie dreamhouse. Such luxuries astounded me then, but I never admitted to it. The couch and pillows and blankets smelled like a grandfather, and that was also distracting, so I don't even remember the end of the movie, just segments. "my name is Allejo Montoyez. You keel my father, prepare to die." "They were both poisoned. I've built up a resistance." And images of Westley in writhing pain, quicksand, and ferociously large rats. Well, the movie ended, and then we put snails and salt in her older sister's cereal, so her sister locked us out of the house and we climbed in through the second story bathroom window. It was worth the effort to see the sister's face when she walked into the den to see us watching Duck Tales on the widescreen.

Well, see, now... I've never met you or anyone like you in real life who was interested in girls. Well, I did meet a sparkly guy, I guess, but he wasn't very attractive, and he called my house one day to ask if he could eat me out. gonk gonk gonk I said no.

He came out the next year. Weird.

Pfft, colorodo.

I live in SoCal. I'd rather live in san francisco or new york, though.

rofl rofl What a b***h of a unicorn!!!

Hmmmm, I must say that looks VERY enchanting. ^^ Like someplace with some sort of ancient magick, and hidden old Gods..... [Sorry, I'm reading American Gods. XD]

But yeah, that looks like an amazing place to visit, Miss Req. ^^ I bet there's all kinds of history there!

more ruins, because I think ruins are magical.

I think that's the interior of the Necropolis of Chellah, in Morocco.

neat, huh?



The catacombs in Lima, Peru.

I'll take y'all around the world with STRANGE, MYSTICAL, MAGICAL, and MYSTERIOUS places, how 'bout that?



Shravasti ruins, India.