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 Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 4:00 pm
"Hey! Hey, look... Pillars!"
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Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 4:37 pm
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Nakilee-Lost_Her-Brackets
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Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 3:53 pm
"Uh, Mree.. There's a lady climbing over your fence!"
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Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 9:14 pm
"Belts are for squares... or was it for virgins...?"
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Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 9:15 pm
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Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 7:01 am
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Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 10:18 pm
"You're twitching >.>"
"Turkey"
"Choking Hazard"
"Stickmen"
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Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 2:17 pm
"Drip, CANCER, drip, CANCER!"
"Whatever, Katrina."
"Time: ********. Bella."
smile
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Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 1:46 pm
Lesbian: "So how was your day?"
Bisexual girl: "It was great. How about you?"
Straight girl: "Bite Me"
Bi/lesbian: *Chomp*
((You should have been there.... imagine this in a chorus class))
and
Girl: "I thought you weren't gonna make him rape me!!!!! I don't wanna be raped"
Girl2: "Either that or it's the gay elf..."
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Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 12:06 am
Some of my favorites:
"Smelmer, can we stop at Arby's?"
"I'm banging Samantha on the field tonight."
"I don't want to give him permission to go through the room looking for bras again."
"Your bra's upside down." "You'd think I'd have noticed that..."
"Can you unzip me?"
The Sympathy Limp
Ice dagger
"Keep your hands off him, he has a girlfriend." "No he doesn't, he has a cousin."
Breakdancing king
"What the ******** are you doing in my bed, Gill?!"
"The stars sure are bright out here."
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Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 9:04 pm
To the world you may be one person... "It's like biscotti.... only renata..." ...but to one person you may be the world.
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Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 11:36 pm
"Popo: What?"
"What do, ******** Rubber!"
"Twin, my a** hurts. Did you do something last night?"
"Become one with Russia, Da?"
"I lost the Game."
"Mother Land plus Father Land?"
"That's so Straight."
"Michael Jackson saw that little boy, and Jizzed in his Pants..."
"Uncle Lloyd is Mine!"
"Twin, why was Daddy wrestling with Father last night?"
"Dikeen?"
"Cheeeeeeeeeese......."
"Hotsui ne?"
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Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 11:42 pm
*Sniiiiiff* Ahhh! Thank you, Charizard!!"
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Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 2:56 pm
"2 words and I own you...."
(Neva will ANYONE get that story out of me)
redface
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Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 5:01 pm
"Look, the chicken pot pie."
"Hello little girl, would you like a strawberry?"
"Oh yes, come fly on my magic carpet."
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