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Lita's music hit and she stepped up to the stage and over to the microphone. Her music then cut.
"Well, I think its only fitting that someone who's had as many relationships as I have present the following award. Screw you, Matt! Eh-hem. The nominees for Best Couple are...
"1) Me and Simon Dean
heart 2) Beth and every male member of the guild
3) Melina an Nova
4) Kevin Thorn and Ariel
5) Vince and Linda McMahon
and 6) Melina and Johnny Nitro
"And the winners, with 33% of the vote... Beth and every male member of the guild!"
THAT MEANS I'M ONE OF THE WINNERS OF THIS AWARD TOO!
surprised *McMahon power walk to the podium*
Since Beth isn't here I will accept this award on behalf of myself and every male in the guil.....
idea .....HEY! WAIT A MINUTE! WAIT JUST A DAMNED MINUTE! WHY THE HELL WEREN'T MY GRAPEFRUITS UP FOR THIS AWARD?????
mad *looks around while tugging on ear*
*McMahon gulp*
*beads of sweat roll down forehead*
scream WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE LOOKING AT????????
mad I'M GOING TO TAKE MY DAMNED SEAT! THAT'S WHAT I'M GOING TO DO!
domokun *McMahon takes a seat at his table and places the Slammy for this category on the table (anyone who wants it or wants to make a speech about winning the award can do so)*
*leans over and whispers to Linda*
Mine are bigger than Trump's and should have been awarded.
stare
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