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 Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 12:41 am
"One morning Petoria gave billy cervical hemorrhoids by reusing bananas as dildos. Writhing in agony, billy shouted 'SCIENTIFIC METHOD!' and slaped The Penguin around the Buddha belly with a frying pan. Petoria gave Simon a piece of her dripping ice cream while showing him her fusion reactor.
He promptly hit himself several times over his kidney sac while cackling evily.
Billy masturbated furiously in his mind. He ate pubes and choked on one and gagged up a hairball made of pubes. Petoria proceeded to eat Billy's waffles with maple syrup. When she finished, Billy had run away.
She found him standing by a gopher fort in awe. He humped the fort like a horny gorilla with a bad banana. And a broken toe really, really, really hurts. When you use a steel condom. Petoria cried rainbow tears and then exploded. Yet somehow she survived! Quite a shocking discovery."
She bared her teeth menacingly
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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 1:17 am
At the violenty violet vulva.
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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 8:28 pm
He blinked in mild confusion
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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 11:11 pm
At its rather pleasant disposition.
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Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 2:25 am
Vividly, various voluptuous vaginal vestigial
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Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 6:48 pm
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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:03 am
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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 11:24 pm
that crazy woman who kept
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