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Hey, its me. These are some quotes and some conversations that the real Linkin Park band had on their fan sites and official site, THEY R SO FREAKIN FUNNY!!!! :

"I'm going to sprout wings out of my a** one day and fly around the world"-Mike Shinoda

“We can't have any new songs...our record label won't pay people to write us new songs until we get the dance moves to our Clairol commercial right.” - mike

'im not sleeping, im not sleeping...zzzzzzzzzzzzz.'' - mike

Mike :chester is full of himself, and i think thats really hot

Chester: sometimes at night you full of me too, mike

Mike: Double double
Brad: focus mike
Mike: fries and shake... hungry
oh and the one below too!

We are making our way to actually becoming a boy band. Our first video is gonna have us all in a shower wearing white linen suits, crying and pointing at the camera. We definitely want to start wearing matching outfits, choreographing, and lipsyncing our live show.
-Mike Shinoda

We are renaming the band to Blinkin'Sync-182. -Mike Shinoda

Brad: What's up? Linkin Park stuck in a ditch tour 2000.
Mike: We were on our way to where? Witchita but we ended up in Ditchita!


Shoutweb: You guys are "the buzz band".
Mike: The "buzz" band... are we popular? Are we in with the cheerleaders? We're going to get some pom-poms and yell our name. (laughter)


"Brad, is it true that your mom is a hamster?" - Mike

*Mike: A lot has been made of the contrast between me and Chester because we are totally different in a lot of ways. He's crazy for a start off. I'm sane. He used to run around at the age of two singing Foreigner songs. I certainly didn't. He'll show you his butt. I wouldn't inflict that on anybody. We learned pretty early on in this band that you can't have snobbery in music. Our guitarist is a huge Britney Spears fan.

*Mike: Mike is so hot.... oops, I mean Joe.

*Mike: If you were sitting in your living room watching TV, having a pop tart and a soda, and some drunken idiot walked into your home wanting to use your bathroom. YOU'D FRIGGIN' CALL THE COPS!

*Mike: Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.
Chester: And sometimes you feel like my nuts!

Mike: You wouldn't believe how dangerous it is to drive around with scented candles lit in the bus, but it's necessary.
Chaz: We actually got smart and bought sticky velcro and put on either side of the candles, so they wouldn't roll around.

Chaz: and at the venue after soundcheck, we did four photo shoots, one after another
Mike: It was like a photo shoot buffet!

Chaz: For some reason we like each other.
Mike: He likes me a lot, and I can't stand him.
Chaz: Oh, I guess not then.

Mike: Chester and I met at a male strip club.
Chaz: We were both trying to get jobs there as dancers.
Mike: And it just didn't work out....because my butt wasn't big enough.
Chaz: Yeah and I've got what they call the crispy cream which is a little fat area around my belly button which is kinda like a donut.
Mike: Its from eating too many donuts.

Which of your songs do you consider the hardest to play?
Chaz: "The Song Remains the Same" by Led Zepplin.
Mike: our songs Chester
Chaz: Ohh...Sympathy by Beethoven.
Mike: Answer one question seriously at some point.
Chaz: Me?
Mike: Its not just you, we're all doing it.
Chaz: OK I'll be completely serious.
Mike: No, don't be completely serious.

Chaz: I'm actually a lab experiment. I was raised in a petri dish at the UCLA biomedical center.
Mike: And we just grew to like him, so we kept him around.
Chaz: And I just grew.

Mike in London: You know what's nice is that our posters are right next to the sign for the toilets.

Joe: I have an a**, it’s a nice a** but I don't go around showing it off like Chester does all the time!
Mike: Yeah but you've shown it off once or twice!
Joe: Well that's different. I'm not like Chester.
Chester: Yeah I'm the assmaster!


Phoenix: Chester likes to grab his package like Michael Jackson.
Mike: I didn't know Chester had a package?
Joe: Yeah it’s somewhere down there.

Mike: We're not like other bands you know. We actually visit our website and care about our Internet fans. We visit as many fan sites as possible.
Joe: Yes, and I like to send threatening emails to people.
Phoenix: No you don't.
Joe: Yes I do! Shush, it’s supposed to be a secret!

Joe: Yes, I do think Britney's boobies are fake!
Mike: Hehe... boobies!
Chester: I like small boobies. Small ones are just right. Big ones are baaad. I'd be afraid that I'd get suffocated by them if they were too big.

"We have people in the band who don't drink or do drugs.....some of us like to go sightseeing." - Mike

Interviewer: Have you ever considered cuddling with a Popple or a Wuzzle or even perhaps a Madball while on stage?
Mike: No, but I've considered setting one on fire, extinguishing it with my urine, smashing it flat with my noggin, and eating it with a side of Mongolian beef.

Q: What was the hardest part about making the album?
Mike: Sitting in the same room with Brad for two months. But then we got on tour and it just got worse.
Brad: I didn't shower a lot then.
Mike: He showers less now.

Mike: "We're breaking up."
Interviewer: "I knew it!"
Mike: "Yeah, I'm going to start a restaurant, it's going to be a mix of Tai and midevil--"
Interviewer: "--traditional irish cuisine?"
Mike: "Yes, but now that it's predictable I'm going to need to think of something else....Maybe I'll make a circus."

Joe: Hey, Mike, can I tell you something??? I swear, its not gonna be…
Mike: Shut up, Joe.

Mike: (calls out from the other side of the room) Hey, Joe!!!
Joe: What?!
Mike: Go away!!!

Brad: Im getting a new tattoo. Its going on Chester's left arm.
Joe: Im getting flames on my wrist.
Brad: Im getting Joe's on my flames.
Mike: Im getting water on my wrists.
Brad: Im getting wrists on my…. I give up

Mike: Getting on stage is the best part of the day.
Brad: And showering.
Mike: With Joe.

Brad: Mike is the "underground".
Mike: Whats the underground?
Brad: Joe is slightly above ground.
Joe: I am the celestial overground.
Brad: As for me, Im grounded.

Joe: Hey, wanna come with me over to McDonald's for a quick snack???
Mike: What?! We just ate at Pizza Hut!
Joe: (silent) And your point is…
Mike: Argh, never mind, forget you…

"Joe, do you remember me from Minnesota? You looked at me when you were playing." - mike

Joe: "We are not nu-metal, but we are...I don't even know what nu-metal is. Nu-crap. Nu-tard. Nu-vomit."
Mike: "Nu-Metal is a weird thing...I don't even think we're metal."
Brad: "I want to labeled as Gnu-Metal."
Joe: "I like Nu-Ska."
Mike: "We need more ska on the next album. Maybe we'll just do ska from now on................Skankin Park. Brad used to love ska in high school"

*Peeks inside make-up room* “WOW, whose she? Oh, it’s Brad. Hahaha.” -Mike

“We're going to fail and break up and Joe's going to sell out and start doing dolls and tampon ads.” –Mike

Mike: My good friend Angelina Jolie is doing my makeup right now, but her agent would kill us if we showed her face.

Mike: If we get hit by the red car, we'll make MTV news.

Hai Magazine: You guys have Asian bloods. What do you feel to be a band of world class? Not many Asians can do that...

Mike: Really proud! Sometimes I told my father that I can't feel my Asian side. Maybe because I grown up in America. But honestly I want to make Asian music industry better. Maybe next time, now I'm a "little" busy..

Mike: Our Lincoln Park is in Santa Monica, CA. But when we started national touring, everyone thought that we were a local band wherever we went, because there are so many Lincoln Parks everywhere. It was basically our band joke: We were local everywhere we went.

Mike: Come to our shows! Come and meet us, because we love to hang out, every time we have a show we will come to our merchandise booth, and we will meet all of you and talk and sign authographs and whatever, just come out!

Question: Do you have any wild stories or embarressing moments to share, while living on the road?
Mike: I almost ran over Chester with a golf cart when we were in Florida.

Metal-is: With all the metal that you wear about your person, do you have problems when you go through airports?
Mike: You have no idea! Brads pants are down around his ankles, 'cause his pants are too big, and his belt's all made of metal, Chester has to take off 50 things, it's a joke! And the best thing is, he's obsessive compulsive. Tell her about how you arrange your bracelets when you take them off!
Chester: No.
Mike: I'll tell her about it! Chester takes off his bracelets when he's going through the metal detector at the airport, and he has this bag with those of those handles that pulls up, so there's a long hanger and he arranges them on that. He takes them off in the same order every time and puts them in the same places and arranges them perfectly.

Chester: Everybody thinks we're a boy band!
Metal-is: Yeah, where does this come from? I never mistook you for a boy band!
Chester: We're sooo boy bandish, aren't we?
Mike: Here's the thing: We didn't really hear about that until we left the US. In the US, I think I heard a rumour through my brother that somebody started back East, but for the most part, nobody has even heard that before. Maybe it's the fact we've never been out here before and the lack of communication between fans and ourselves made that happen, but almost every interviewer has asked something about this boy band thing, and it's freaking ridiculous, it's so silly!
Chester: I think it's because of my strikingly good looks.
Mike: I think it's because of your strikingly bad looks.

Mike: If we get hit by the red car, we'll make MTV news.

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lol, LPTV episodes 5 + 6. you go on launch lol.

lol, cool. ^^

lol, how did you know? Do you know where I can see the other ones?

lol, heh, i'm sure i couldnt live if they weren't. gonk

Thanks!