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A cute club for the modists of the Do You Believe In Mods thread. 

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Balcerzak

PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 3:01 pm


Good work here. I foresee some wikipedia-ing when I have spare time to figure out what Orks are, and to guess if there might be any modists amongst their numbers.
PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 7:00 pm


Balcerzak
Good work here. I foresee some wikipedia-ing when I have spare time to figure out what Orks are, and to guess if there might be any modists amongst their numbers.
Ere we go!

After reading that, I'm highly considering making an Ork force in the future.

Arcadian


Alexi Terianis

PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 8:08 pm


Excellent, I should have grabbed my peaked cap before reading this, though. Why didn't you warn me?! evil

....now I want to play a few games. Probably some kill team missions, for fun.
PostPosted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 1:26 pm


Chapter 5

Imperial Shuttle Beta

Commissar Terianis calmly inspected the Storm Troopers as they sat in silence, listening to the drone of the jumper's engines. He had just finished debriefing the crack team of soldiers on the mission, and was visually going over their equipment.

The plan was to dock at two neighboring bays, with the Storm Troopers and Celestians entering the Hulk seperately. They would then meet at an intersection further into the craft, where the passageways should be a bit wider. If needed, they could use the nearby medical facility as a a brief base of command.

They weren't planning on staying long. Only the Emperor knew when the Hulk would slip back into the Warp, taking everything inside of it along for the nightmarish ride.

One of the newer Troopers waved a hand to get his sergeant's attention.

"Sir, why are we taking two shuttles, when everyone could fit into one?"

"Commissar," the veteran replied, "could phrase it better than I could."

It took a moment before Alexi could come up with a suitable response.

"Have you ever read the Litanies of The Emperor's Wrath, Soldier?"

"Yes, sir."

"Have you memorized it?"

"No, sir."

"Do you remember how long it took you?"

"A week, sir."

This turned the heads of some nearby Troopers. Behind their shielded visors, their faces were contorted in surprise.

"Braniac." One of them muttered. "That took me two weeks and two packs of stims to get through."

His neighbor punched him. "Liar. Emperor knows you can't read for s**t."

Even Alexi grinned at that one.

"Anyway," the Commissar started, quelling the chuckles. "The Hymns of Boarding are twice as long as that. And the Celestians are chanting it - all of it - on our way there. From memory."

Silence.

Alexi enjoyed his Storm Troopers. They were highly skilled, and their carapace armor extended their life expectancy greatly. Due to the close-quarters nature of starships, seven of the Troopers were armed with combat shotguns. Another two wielded large flamethrowers, and the sergeant would lead them with a power sword and a hellpistol.

A hellpistol is like a really big laspistol.

"I'm glad they're on our side." The rookie uttered aloud, finally.

"Damn right, soldier. Just remember that they wear the pants in this mission. And the jock straps, too." Their sergeant said sternly, though with an edge of admiration for the beautiful killers of the Emperor.

In silence, the rookie began to wonder if he should cancel his date or not.  

Arcadian


Alexi Terianis

PostPosted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 8:15 am


*laughs* Ah, even the elites have a sense of humor. I prefer that to the stern, uber-fanatacism that most of the emporer's men have. xd
PostPosted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 11:41 am


I guess he should cancel his date? sweatdrop

Awesome as always Arc.

Sandraugiga


Alexi Terianis

PostPosted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 6:23 am


Sandraugiga
I guess he should cancel his date? sweatdrop

Awesome as always Arc.
Celestians are sisters of battle, if I'm not mistaken. Warrior priestesses. Comes from a law in the imperium where the Eccliarchy (or however it's spelled) cannot have a standing force of armed men under it's command. So they train and arm a standing force of women, who are fanatically religious. Good troops, good morale, good equipment, makes for a deadly combo.

Can someone confirm for me though, real quick?
PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:07 pm


Indeed. Brides of the Emperor. Sisters of Battle. Warrior nuns.

Do not ******** with them, for they will OWN YOU in the name of the Emperor.

They play with the cleansing purity of fire, a lot, too.

Their belief is so fierce that they manifest minor miracles in battle.

Arcadian


RubyAshes

PostPosted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 4:25 pm


OMG I totally missed this! heart heart heart
PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 9:21 pm


This going to keep moving, Arc? Or do I need to bash you with a stick to get you to write again? rolleyes

Alexi Terianis

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