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 Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 2:41 pm
Two high school girls see it, they exclaim excitedly, "That's SOOO CUTE!" and kidnap it, decorate it with pink ribbons, apply manicures, then sacrifice it to their god of pink goo.
I wish I had something better to do.
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 3:54 pm
you get your wish and find something better to do, but you have to do is for all of eternity....and your still paying off your credit card.
I wish I had a black hole in a box.
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 10:24 pm
granted, but then you lose it, and i find it and use it to rile the world. twisted
i wish i could always have a good cup of hot tea when i want it!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 3:55 pm
granted, except every time you drink it you end up spilling half of it.
I wish the smurfs would come clean about their drug addiction (those wild mushrooms didn't hallow out themselves).
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Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 9:17 pm
granted, but now there's a big irritating anti-drug campaign on TV and everybody gets sick of hearing papa smurf mumble like ozzy.
I wish the matinence in this building didn't suck.
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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 9:28 pm
Granted, but it becomes so expensive that you are forced to pay more for it, and you have no money for anything else.
I wish I had more time for the Internet. emo
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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 11:08 pm
You get more time but then you get extremely obsessed and lose everyone you care about.
I wish that this week and last week didn't happen
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:47 pm
granted everyone including yourself forgets what has happened, but the evidence of those two weeks happening is still apparent. Therefore a wave of confusion and rage sweeps the world about the missing two weeks until 1) everything/everyone gets destroyed, or 2) some else wishes your wish away.
i wish, i wish, I was a talking fish...with a frickin' laser beam on my forehead.
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Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 5:13 pm
granted but then you become the star in a moby d**k rewrite and every one makes fun of you.
i wish i cold win every sweeps stakes i enterd.
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Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 7:19 pm
Granted, but you get shot down because everybody else thinks you're cheating somehow.
I wish Mac OS X were fully open-sourced.
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Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 8:56 pm
granted but its a mac therefor it sucks
i wish i had aredy finished my cosplay so i can start saving cash for ax
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Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 7:15 am
granted, but then a bunch of other costs get in your way and you still can't save for ax
i wish they'd cancel classes for the rest of the day.
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Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 8:38 pm
Granted, but then you become SO bored that you wish you had classes.
I wish I had a bigger coc- errr... rooster. Yeah, a giant rooster would be cool.
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Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 7:55 pm
Granted. But you 'rooster' gets cut off in a freaky accident involoving rusty blades and you die of blood poisoning.
I wish I didn't feel so desloate and empty.
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Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 10:51 am
Granted, but you feel so full of your self, you EXPLODE!
I wish he would come over and fix our relationship
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