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A quote I found pretty funny.

Tex: Caboose how's it going in there?
Caboose: The blue lights are blue the red lights are red and the green lights are black.
Tex: Ok now caboose when the green lights turn green and red lights turn black call me.
Caboose: What about the blue lights?
Tex: The blue lights don't matter caboose.
Caboose: But...
Tex: Goodbye caboose.
Caboose: O.....okay

Sarge:"Well, i don't think the others are coming. We must have gotten separated somehow."
Caboose:"My toes are getting pruny"
Sarge:"Oooooookay. Why don't we try and find O'Maley."
Caboose:"I know where you can find O'Maley. He lived inside my helmet for awhile. Maybe he left an address to send his mail. We were like best friends."
Sarge:"Sounds like he took some of them furniture when he left. And the carpet. And the drapes. And I wouldn't expect to get that deposit back, if you know what I mean"


Caboose's last line there is my favorite line.

Caboose is the best

Doc: I'm a pacifist.
Caboose: You're a thing that babies suck on?
Tucker: No, dude, That's a *****.
Church: Tucker, I think he means a pacifier.
Tucker: Oh yeah, right. Man I was... totally thinking about somethin' else.
Church: That's real classy, Tucker.
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Caboose Quotes:

Rest in peace, pinky toe.You shall be avenged!

I knew it. We're all gonna die. Starting with you!!

I call it nap time. Which is right before food time. And then comes food-nap time! That is my favorite time of them all!

Look, more sleeping people. It must be naptime! But who has naptime now? Naptime comes before pants time, not after. I think these people are just making up times!

Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black part.

Caboose: Hurry, hurry, hurry, fix the tank! So that I can say hello to Shiela, and start killing everyone!
Tucker: You mean all the Reds?
Caboose: Of course... for starters.
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I am so confused. Where is Church? I need Church to tell me what to think. Church can handle this, he can handle anything!

Hey, what happened, last thing I remember was really mean kittens, and now we're here in this janitor's closet, and my throat hurts, a lot.

Ooo! I know how to do this! Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here, today, to witness, the joining together of Tex, and Church, in eternalness together, smuh- speak now, or forever rest in peace! With liberty… and justice… for all. The end!
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Caboose: [proudly] Look what I found!
Donut: I found it!
Caboose:[still proudly] Look at what I took credit for finding!
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Tex: ...He's been fortifying his defenses for a few days now, and he's got some help. One of those religious nuts you guys picked up.
Caboose: Oh! I like them! They were funny.
Tucker: Caboose, they tried to kill you because of a flag.
Caboose: I try not to remember the bad things about people.
Tucker: That's all they tried to do! There were no good things!
Caboose: That's okay, I have a really bad memory- WOW! LOOK, A BEACH!

i heart caboose.i like this quote!
tucker: church,caboose keeps threating me and talking in a scary voice!
caboose: no i didnt!
tucker: so you didnt threaten to cut my head off and give it to church for his birthday?
church: *turns around*
caboose: never be alone!

Caboose rules!