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 Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 3:36 pm
...something simpler, like herring, but we are mighty and can eat trees or shrubbery if we were so inclined. But no! For though we be strong, we have one great weakness, and that is...
(use pretty golden sandals and kung-fu Barbie)
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Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 3:59 pm
The over powering stench of the pretty golden sandles worn by the creepy stalker of kung fu barby who smells like cabbage from living in her garbage, but none could get to the the sandles for they were protected by
(use belly button lint and toe nail clippings)
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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 1:56 pm
SHAMOO! the giant whale made of Belly button lint. Shamoo would put his toenail clipings around the pretty golden sandles for hopes that no one would travel near his icky toe remains. Until today his idea worked but when .....
(use Monkey Jesus, and poll whore)
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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 8:28 pm
..Monkey Jesus came along. Thinking all of this very silly, he used his mighty power as a poll whore to blow up everything in a 2 mile radius. After traveling to go get some tea, he...
(use 'Mexican', 'shower', and 'I like Pie.')
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Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 2:24 am
He said, "Screw tea, I like pie." There were no pies in America, he went to Mexico and drank the mexican water, which made him create a s**t shower which covered...
(Use Martha Stewart and Michel Jackson)
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Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 4:26 am
his precious Martha Stewart doll in s**t. "Oh No!" He gasped and quickly got his Michael Jackson shirt to clean the doll up. But then he realized...
(Use the words: Cellphone, and International Supermodel)
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Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 2:55 pm
0mFf3Rz his precious Martha Stewart doll in s**t. "Oh No!" He gasped and quickly got his Michael Jackson shirt to clean the doll up. But then he realized... (Use the words: Cellphone, and International Supermodel) ...That he could not keep international supermodel Skinni-Biz-natch wraped up in cellophane in his closet for all eternity and he'd be damned if she didn't have a cellphone! Quickly, he jummped to his feet and... (use the phrase "s**t, that's one fast duck" and the prepositonal phrase "Below the garbage can")
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Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 4:57 pm
...jumped to his feet and ran to Wal-Mart, because they have everything, and was attacked by a killer piece of bread. He hid below the garbage can to avoid the bread, when a duck came out of no where to eat the bread. "s**t, that's one fast duck," said Monkey Jesus. Then on the intercom he heard...
(use castle anthrax and peril)
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Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 10:02 pm
"Everyone you are in great peril. we found a castle in the anthrax... sorry i mean anthrax in the castle. you all all ordered by hugh hefnor to leave the mansion or...
(use female orgy pile, and eternalnight)
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Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 10:48 pm
... or Eternalnight will lead the playmates to creat a huge female orgy pile over everyone to protect us from the anthrax, because all of the playmate can not be harmed by the anthrax because of their massive implants which repel anthrax and...
(use armpit hair and Dennis Rodman)
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Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2005 7:22 am
...OH MY GOD IT'S TOO LATE!!" Everyone started screaming and running around in horror. Dennis Rodman, apparently the anthrax mastermind, had arrived with his side kick Armpit Hair Joe. Monkey Jesus was brave and decided to..
((use the names of three guild members.))
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 2:07 pm
Grab all the playboy bunnies and surround Caustic, Dathu, and Mrtommyos thatway they were safe from the anthrax. Denis Rodman started to use the anthax to try and kill the surronded guildmembers, but the ginormous boobs repeled the anthrax. Then seeing that she had to do something, Eternalnight led the bunnies to...
(use Dathu and "uncontrolable urge too..."
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Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 8:54 am
Corrupt_Harmony Grab all the playboy bunnies and surround Caustic, Dathu, and Mrtommyos thatway they were safe from the anthrax. Denis Rodman started to use the anthax to try and kill the surronded guildmembers, but the ginormous boobs repeled the anthrax. Then seeing that she had to do something, Eternalnight led the bunnies to... (use Dathu and "uncontrolable urge too..." Dathu. s0ul caper~ then came in to help Caustic, Dathu and Mrtommyos which began the uncontrollable urge to start a war. (( Use "Flew like a real butterfly" and "Mayor Mcburger"))
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Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 1:00 pm
Our HAwt guildmembers join forces with the mayor of Mcburger. Mayor Mcburger gathered up his minnions and with Soul caper~ in the lead the small but hawt army mad their way back to E_Night, Dathu and the Bunnies to save them from the anthrax and the horrible ex basketball player, Denis Rodmin.
"Oh my N.E.D!" screamed E_night, "they flew like a real butterfly. They've ...
(use brass knuckles, and Scar Tissue. Oh Ned is non exsiting diety)
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Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 1:12 pm
Buncy slowly opened his eyes and looked around blinked, his right eye still swolen because of the beating that those nuns had given him. They must have worked him over for about twenty minutes with the brass knuckles before leaving him, and he had no idea where he was now. His head still was filled with the song "Scar Tissue" (by RHCP) that the nuns played, seemingly as modivation.
(use watermelon and cheese)
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