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Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 12:47 pm
Cassius:Now for your punishment. Space Marine(downcast):Yes, brother? Cassius:Igor, come here. Servitor(in wheezy voice):Yes my master? Cassius:Bring the holy broom and dust pan! (servitor brings broom and dust pan) Cassius:You shall clean this entire planet. I'm going back to Macragge, and when I come back, I want the whole place to shine like Prandium did.......before it was eaten. Oh, and wash the Thunderhawk when your done. Its got guts on the windsheild.
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Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 4:19 pm
Well, it's been a tough choice, great job guys, but the winner is...FLCLFan89! Ok man, your turn!
Oh yeah, what i was going to say for my last pic was...
Chaplain: "The power of Christ compels you, the power of Christ compels you!"
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Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:57 pm
sweet I knew that if I posted my anti-emo Idea It would go over...Here is the pic....  Go nuts!
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Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 6:02 pm
Outta my face, b***h!
or
You've got something stuck in your teeth.
or
Marine: You got strep throat riiight...there.
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Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 4:46 am
Space marine: "Now open wide and say aah..." Nid: GRAAAGHHH! Space marine: "Oh, that's a nasty cavity you have there, let me fix that for you..."
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Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 2:35 pm
Marine: Nooo... No... Baaad Fluffy. I said no biting !
Nid: Grrrawr... ::crunch::
Marine: Ah ah... Put those teeth away. Dont make me get the flyswatter !
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Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 3:29 pm
SM- Well thats the problem right there.... Nid....gaahhar? Sm- It appears that you have brother Straton stuck down there...now I can fix it for you...but...its gonna cost about 500 bucks and I'll need to order you a new pair of Toxin sacs overnight from Medusa....
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Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 9:30 am
Let the dentistry jokes fly huh?
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Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 10:07 am
No! You can't come home with me!
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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 9:27 am
I've been having trouble with this one. So here's something...
"For the Emperor, I shall use my bug spray bolts of justice to close to...aw...forget it. I don't know about this one...
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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 10:24 am
ok as soon as Dart posts I'll judge...just to be fair
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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:47 pm
"crazy foreigners, learn to speak ENGLISH! I cannont understand your ACCENT!"
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Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 2:04 am
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Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 10:14 am
To marine in background: "Hey, look how good a Nid trainer i am. I can stick my arm in it's mouth." Marine: "Bet you can't stick your head in there" SM: "Yeah? watch!!!" Nid: "mmm taste's like chicken"
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Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 1:30 pm
SM: Look out, Rover! Theres a *SPLAT*....drop....pod.
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