| 'Tis the season... |
| to make folly. Fa la la la la, la la la laaaa. |
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| Be quiet, I'm Jewish. |
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| I hate Christmas Carols. |
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| Dude, what the heck? You excluded all the other holidays you nutbag! |
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| to dig up those dead bodies and move them again... |
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| to snow in my part of the world for goodness sake. |
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| to finally kill Santa Claus! Muahahahaha! *evil twiddling of thumbs* |
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| to buy last minute gifts. *sweat* |
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| to relax in a wonderful vacation... FULL OF MURDER! |
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| (quietly whispers) to be jolly. Fa la la la la, la la la laaaa. |
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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 Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 3:15 am
You should strive to keep them with decent boundaries, otherwise they should be ok. Racial slurs tend to piss people off, so stay away from those. Lol.
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 3:17 am
I'm just not sure how dirty this one is:
How can you tell if a blonde's been using a computer?
The joystick's wet.
...probably too much. Besides, no one uses joysticks for computers anymore. Although it would make cyber sex a tad bit easier...
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 3:21 am
Are you kidding me... Anyone with a flight simulator has a joystick, two of them in fact... *snickers*
That one will do, unless you want to run by a better one?
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 3:23 am
Duude.... I've got some gooders, but lots of them be super dirty.
Are we allowed up to 3 in each category or just 3 in total?
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 3:24 am
One entry in each category. biggrin Three entries total.
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 3:26 am
In that case, being a brunette, I will go with the following as my one-liner entry:
Why are all blonde jokes one-liners?
So brunettes can remember them.
If you have the patience for me to type up my long-a** one I can give that to you tonight too. But it's like, super long.
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 3:27 am
PM me the long one.
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As for your one liner, I shall add it, and thank you for humouring me.
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 3:32 am
Alrighty, I shall PM you later then, probably sometime tomorrow night. It will take a very long time to type it up.
I need a funny story... I think I've got that one picked out already too.
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 3:33 am
*looks at La Belle* It's reining babes! Hallelujah it's reining babes!
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 3:44 am
I feel suddenly very kinkified *seductive wink*
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 3:47 am
I hope those antlers are on tight because I plan to hold on to them when I take you out for a ride.
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Woohoo for... for... innuendoes!
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 3:53 am
"Woohoo" is the best word ever, at least if you've ever played the Sims 2 XD
...hehe, woohoo for woohoo.
PS: Will Wright is a pervert.
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 3:57 am
I know it's wrong, but it feels so Wright!
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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 5:00 am
>.< Anyone have any recommendations of some sort?
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 5:52 pm
Everyone read the new humourous tale entry!
And send me more entries, or Mr. Domo will eat you.
I might destroy the contest that has no entrants so far... Hmm...
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