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 Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:42 am
Me and a few other guys got some guys tuba and farted in the moutpeice end.When i did it some guy pressed a few buttons and it played a note. The BD walked in ad said all nonchalantly like"You oughta play tuba".He dranked his coffee and walked away.We were all like'Wtf"
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Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 2:24 pm
Well my band doesn't do many funny things...but when I was in 6th grade my section leader/band director took the flutes, clarinets, and saxs to a seperate room and he was PISSED that day and he got after me for nothing so when he sent me to lead the others to the room there was a table in there [It was one of those fold up ones] and I somehow KNEW he would sit on it [but he's thin like a twig so I wasn't sure it would work] so I moved the legs but I made it look like it was normal and as soon as he came in he gave me this expecting look like "You'd better do good today!" and he sat down and the table broke and dropped to the ground...he turned SO red..redder than I turn...sweet revenge. xd
Last year, when he [the same BD] was teaching the 8th graders to march he positioned me right in front of him and he was standing on a table. And he began marching in place on the table and I wasn't paying much attention, I was trying to fix my shirt [ I was wearing a halter that day =[ ]. All I heard was "Mark time mark!! *tsst tsst* And 1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and 1!" and I look up suddenly and he's in midair falling straight onto me. He sadly and akwardly landed on me. eek Yes. That day still haunts me to this day.
Once in 7th grade, this annoying a self-centered trombone sneezed into his instrument and mucus came out the other end. Luckily the trumpets were in their sectionals somewhere else! HA! xd
This one time, at band camp....
My stupid was always re-positioning me. [That a*****e just cuz i was an 8th grader and he didnt want me there] And he put me at the end of a starting line and little did I know was that the colorguard run by me [on both sides] and the wind was pretty strong that day....and at one point, the wind blew so hard when they were passing me, 3 of them hit me with their flags. The pole part. In the face. Oh yeah. It hurt like a frekkin MOTHER. sad And The a*****e never moved my position, so I was stuck with the fear of getting hit in the face again through the whole marching season.
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Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 7:17 pm
this one time my freshman year our Drum Major, who happens to be one of my close friends, called just me to attention. He said "Zack Ten Hut!" and i actually stiffened, assumed the attention position, and said our attention cry in front of the whole band. XD lol This happened while everyone was on break.
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Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 7:08 am
Lol,thats a good one.
Our drum major walked around theschool during our classes and did our little ten hut thing to all the band members during their classes and we all did our band attention thing. It was band pride week.
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Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 9:46 am
one of our trumpet players, mat, emptied his spit valve on my face. i got his spit mixed with valve oil in my eye!!!! it was nasty. oh and my band teacher is really awesome cause he does weird risky things. like as a joke, when ever u goof of he throws the whiteboard erasers at us. xd he is always sad though cause they don't leave a mark. the chalkboard ones were full of chalk and left a big mark on the student. xp
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Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 10:40 pm
*twitch* I know a trombone player named Josh. I hate him so much because I challenged him a three weeks before our next performance. He skipped class for two weeks and I never got to challenge him because our BD only allows challenges two weeks before a performance. I hate him very much. I want to kill him horribly. mad
As for the actual topic... sweatdrop During the eighth grade we were having a sectional practice session and we decided to clean our SCHOOL instruments. Let's just say it wasn't very pretty.
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Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 9:40 pm
Well, this one time at band camp...
You know how you can get sunburn if your not careful? Well I have these two friends who like being inside and avoid being outside. So, around the third day of band camp, we where having a break when my guy friend took off this necklace (muscile) an all around it was this angery red burn. Then, my friend that's a girl took off her neck strap and then there was the angery red burn. So one of them look at his/her (don't know which one, lol) hands and said "I'm loosing my pasty white complextion." The other one replied, "Me too."
My BD, in god knows what grade, wore spandex. My friend insists it's hilarious. I insist it's scarring and gross.
My sixth grade band was horrible, or at least the majority of the back of the band. So one day our bd and our assistant bd came in and did a mime show. They wouldn't talk, just signal. So this was counter productive as we where all screaming out the answer to whatever they where trying to tell us.
So, most schools are at least a half hour from mine. We are on the bus on the way back from a particularly long one, and a band tradition is that we sing karioki (dunno if I spelled that right.) So my one uber dork friend clarinet player (he wants to major in it mrgreen ) started to sing the Poke'mon theme song. But singing was not enough, so he added full choregraphed hand motions. Much to my displeasure, some of my friends started to sing it too. Then I started to sing it (keep in mind that I haven't seen the stupid show in 8 or 9 years.) By the end I was about ready to strangle him because I thought I was over it!!! (sorry if they wheren't funny, must be one of those things you have to be there to get....)
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Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 1:18 pm
It was right before a concert, and my band director (male) had a shirt with some red writing under it, and it really stood out, so i said, " Mr. Anderson, i can see ur shirt under your tux," and he slowly took his hand and gently put it over his boob and was like "ah" (like a girl would do if she's offended) So we were all like, EWWW UR A PERV! and he just laughed...*freaky*
During Sectionals, We had to take a chair test, so i had to go first, and he turned to look at me, and he had blinked, and when he opened his eye from the blink, it slowly and i mean SLOWLY peeled from one corner to another, and i was laughing so hard that i had to have everyone go before me b.c it took me like 10 minutes to cool down xd
Right after a uil concert, we were about to go on the bus to fud ruckers, so i said to my director, while screaming, I CAN'T WAIT TO GO TO RUD F*CKERS!!!! Everyone laughed, and he just lightly chuckled and said, don't talk anymore. rofl
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Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 6:11 pm
one time, on a trip, one of the band members bought goldfish and snuck them into the bus. They ended up flushing them down the toilet though. That same day the same person snuck five hamburgers into a profational orchestra's playing theatre. He never actualy ate them though.
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Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 11:41 pm
last year we were going to one of our competitions and one of the co-captain fell asleep with his mouth open and one of the guard member put a tampon in his mouth. when he woke up he was about to blow the top of his head mad and it was also nasty xp
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 5:31 am
We had our end of the year senior party and our juniors took a baby bottle and filled it with urine and said it was Gatoraid, and toasted it to our top senior drum guy. AND HE DRANK SOME!!!!
Then, the year before that, one of our seniors drank a douche! And he knew it was a douche.
OUr ex band director was a petifile!
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 5:05 pm
just the other day my band was warming up on one of our scales and i started playing it, i heard no sound, i tried playing again. then i realiized i left i had left my pad saver inside of my flute..... so i had to take my flute apart to take it out. then i was sooo embarassed cuz shelbe was looking at me than at the director i could tell she wanted to laugh.
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 11:42 am
This guy in the band wants to c** on my face..
which i think is funny....but it sounds really weird.... O.o
our first three members of our section (including me) had deep throat competitions...we have a five inch long breathing pipe that is an inch around and i can fit it all in my mouth..the others can't!!
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Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 4:20 pm
When we were cleaningout our instruments we tipped the tuba over and cookies and cups and a big puddle of orange juice with m&m's fell out . . .
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Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 10:41 pm
During summer break, there's a day camp for little kids held on campus... Wellllll two weeks ago was uniform checkout day. And a bunch of little kids were sitting in our ensemble room. EATING THEIR LUNCH. :3 (Girls use the ensemble room as a changing room.) As a result, when Menghan, Angie, Emily, and I went in there to change into/out of our uniforms, we couldn't.
So Emily's dad, the assistant BD, apparently starts to wonder what's taking the four of us so long, so he comes and barges into the room.
Omg, Mr. T. What if we had been changing right then?
Pervert!!!! lol.............
You notice how you tend to walk into conversations at the exact wrong moment a lot more during band camp?....
Meredith: Wait, what are you talking about?? o0
Clay: You idiot, that thing you were wearing the other night! You know exactly what I'm talking about!!
And that's not all....
Clay's my ex. xDD...........
On the band trip to Galveston last year, this moron Arsen got sunburned realllly bad.... Look, nobody likes this guy; he's a jerk, he's full of it, and he's completely ignorant but thinks he knows everything. So when we got back, this guy Cody told him to put hot sauce on his sunburn... He said it would cancel out the effects of the burn.... And Arsen said, and I quote: "Oh, so it's like lemon juice on a sunburn?" Ahhhaha....
So he shows up to school the next day, and you can just see the pain written all over his face... He had covered his sunburn in lemon juice and hot sauce. rofl
Hah, and another great Arsen story from 6th grade....
He'd been bragging to us all about his hot Russian supermodel girlfriend. (He's Russian..) So we finally all got sick of it, and somebody demanded that he bring in a photo to prove it.... Sure enough, Arsen shows up the next day with a photo of a really pretty girl on it, probably about 15.
It was getting passed around the room, and when it got to me I said, quite loudly so the whole class (including the BD) could hear: "You can see the watermark from the website you got this off of." Omg, the BD kept laughing about that for weeks, it was so priceless...
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