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u have a sick mind but some of the things i can recall but i didn't actually think it was that bad, oh and KAIRI IS NOT A FREAKIN' WHORE AND SORA'S NOT GAY, other than that, i agree on everything else.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinions, right? So here'e mine:

About Mickey:
In my eyes, Mickey is gay. I am not gay but I can usually tell a gay person when I see them. His presence on screen just radiates 'gay.' The only time where he didn't seem gay was when he was hotdogging with his keyblade in KH2. Or I may just think he's gay because I never liked him - ever - even in childhood....yeah, that could be it......naaahhh..

4laugh Go ahead and flame me if it will make you feel better. It's not like it will change my opinion about him..haha

About everything else:
Let's just say that what you said was quite hilarious. Because unlike most others, I didn't really take it seriously.

Dear god.
Reason number 423809 and 423810 Beechu hates her Guild now.
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People over analize, then people take it seriously.
Yuffie doesn't say 'You b*****d',
This is a Disney game.
However, I could be wrong- but I do recall her saying 'You meanie'.
I'm all up for yaoi- but only crack pot ones in case of KH.
There is no secret hints for SoraRiku.
Have Square EVER made a homosexual couple?
Why even risk doing that for a Disney game, with the risk of being sued?
In the eyes of Disney and Square, there is no love intrest in the whole game at all.
Fans are the ones who create couples, (besides horribly canon, like TidusYuna, WHICH ARE IN THE STORYLINE), not the game company.
Hey, I'm all up for pairings. I don't think there's one I don't like- from RoxasAxel[more obvious] to KairiPence[well, not really, but I have to emphasize crack]
Maybe Sora likes Kairi. Maybe he likes Riku. Maybe he likes Goofy.
It depends on the fans.
As for Kairi's underwear- what the hell do you expect them to do?
Make everything black down there, or just a random block covering her lady parts?
They're not about to re program the whole damned camera for one little scene.
Grow up.
(And yes; you can do that. [: )

By the way; it's called the ESRB. They rated Kingdom Hearts a 'E'. For everyone. I think the professionals know a little more then you do.

Out of the kingdom Hearts games, ive beat them all except CoM (i beat that with sora not with riku). The only time I remember any cussing in it was with Axel in CoM and it was near the end and all he said was "This will give me one H--- of a show" *Note: that may not be excact words*

Ive never seen Sora you-know-whating a tree. I mean all he is doing is climbing a tree. I mean, there is only so far it can go up a tree anyway so when you hit up, of course its going to try to go up and it may look like it , but that is only when you hit up on the stick too much. Besides that, nothing.

As Beechu said, WE make the couples (except for some circumstances). Riku and Sora are not together, they are best friends who have been through alot with eacvh other. At the end of the second game, he was holding Riku's Belt to help him get to the shore. What else was there? Oh yea Axel and Roxas. . . how would you feel if your best friend didn't remember anything? Thats what was going on between them, not being gay or anything, which is also true for Riku and Sora.

PLEASE NOTE: THIS IS ALL MY OPIONION!!!

.::I want to line up the pieces::.

Alright, your question is easy to answer. So, in KH1 you have the ability to climb certain trees. As I'm told, you said that you were locked on to Riku when this happened, right? If the tree was in between you and Riku and you were locked on, you probably pressed jump and hit the tree accidentally so you jumped onto it instead of jumping towards Riku. You probably tried to get off and pressed either up or down in the meanwhile and it does kind of look like Sora is humping the tree when he's climbing it so you most-likely saw Sora just climbing the tree without realizing you were.

And yes, it only happens if you have a perverted mind, but so do most people and no, it's not a bad thing. ^_-

.::Yours and Mine::.

Actually, I think they could improve the game a lot if they made it for older kids. It bugs me to no end that, no matter how much you hit someone or burn someone or whatever, there's no blood. The Ultima Weapon, which is the one I used for the final battle, so I'm using it for reference, if SHARP. The thing is bloody SHARP. And yet you keep hitting Xemnas, and there's nothing happening to him except that his little green gauge goes down a bit.
And for another thing, Riku is seriously hurt in the fight. He has to ask help from SORA, and he wouldn't do that unless he really needed to. He's proud like that. But there is absolutely nothing to show that he's hurt. No blood, no broken bones, not even a rip in the jacket.
And, pardon me for saying this, but...there are some places in the game where you seriously want Sora just to yell, "GODDAMIT!" because it would make all of us feel a hell of a lot better.