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ysms2

PostPosted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 2:54 pm


bakuraslittlegrl
Podkayne of Mars
... You go back and count how many diaglogue bubbles contain only puntuation marks in every volume. (Like tallying up how many only contain "!!", "?!", or "..." .)


Nearly guilty on this one.. I lost count when I found myself staring at Alucard... again... ninja ((Yes I'm a fan girl that will glomp him on sight))


Haha, sounds like something I would do. xd
PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 9:57 am


a[lunie]card
Okay, this is a topic I stole from the Chrono Crusade guild that I am also in, but I believe I can come up with better ones for good ol' Hellsing. ^^ I hope they aren't a total waste of your time! ^_^ By the way key: Red = guilty, Orange = Did parts of it, Green = Might be guilty, and Blue = Thought about it.

You Might Like Hellsing Too Much If...

- You've ever taken apart a piano and started playing with the wire.

- You draw eyeballs on...well...everything.

- You'ver ever seen a black dog and run up to him screaming, "Oh, my God! Master Alucard!"

- You stab yourself with a nail and cut your arm off to see if it regenerates. (If you haven't done this -- especially if you don't have good insurance or a tetanus shot -- please do not.)

- You find yourself looking down upon people with lots of piercings, and when they make you mad say, "Oh, burst into flames already, Millenium dog!"

- (girls only) You become a police officer and get really mad after not encountering any vampires.


- You name your [insert prized possession here] Casull, get a new one, and name that one Jackal. Or just have one big one and name it Harkonnen.

- You take a capri sun for lunch at school or work and make a label for it so that it looks like a blood packet.

- You go through endless history books for evidence of a neko Nazi.

- You really want someone to call you a freak so you can use an Alucard-inspired comeback.

- (tomboyish or environmentalist girls only) Your preppy sister forces you to put makeup on and you go Mina Harker and scream, "Uncleeeeeean!!!" (okay, more like Dracula, but still...)

- You're working on a fan comic involving you, your friends, and Hellsing characters. It is currently up to 30+ pages.

- You think of your mother as Integra, and mutter things like, "Well, there were a LOT of ghouls keeping me from cleaning my room, Sir Hellsing...!!" while she's yelling at you.

- You've made one or more friend no longer like Hellsing through your constant ranting about it.

thanks for some new ideas.... twisted

Rocket Executive Koga


ysms2

PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 6:39 pm


XD Welcome! *give a pole with which to do the first thing that comes to mind...and we know what that would be for a true Hellsing fan* Now go wreak chaos, little Link_Hylian_Wii! Wreak it like there's no tomorrow! >w<
PostPosted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 3:41 pm


theres a site that contains 5000+ of "You know you like Hellsing too much when" XD but I forgot what the link was D:

The Critical Theory


ysms2

PostPosted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 3:43 pm


Awwwwww...I wanted to see 'em...;_;
PostPosted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 10:13 am


You know your addicted to Hellsing when...

-You quote your favorite character(s) on a daily basis.(And in Japanese)

-You've also converted half of your friends into Hellsing fans. (And lost the other half, who have developed doubts about your sanity.)

-You vehemently denounce all your Catholic friends. Or, if you're an Iscariot fan, all your Protestant friends.(Either way, you no longer have any atheist friends.)

-You try to convince your parents to get the family a gun, complete with silver bullets.

-You and your siblings act out Hellsing battles using sticks to represent the Jackal, Casull, Anderson's blades, and so on. It's only fun until someone loses an eye.And even that doesn't stop you.Because you insist that the eye will regenerate.

-You renounce schoolwork in favor of becoming the world's greatest Hellsing expert.

-You travel to Japan just to get Hellsing merchandise.

-Your closet contains nothing but Hellsing cosplay outfits and T-shirts with Hellsing designs.

-You've converted to the religion of your favorite character.

-You feel sick when you see ads messing up your lovely Alucard layout.

-You make up Hellsing-related lyrics to your favorite songs and sing them instead of the real ones.

-Your email address, LiveJournal/GreatestJournal screen name, eBay and Amazon usernames, AIM and MSN screennames, Neopets username, etcetera, etcetera, are all Hellsing-related.

-You watch all the episodes back-to-back in one sitting.

-You get multiple screens together and watch all of them at once.

-You dress up as Alucard for every con there is.

-You craft a copy of Integra's sword.

-You run around the house yelling "Search and Destroy!"

-You insist on referring to your basement as a dungeon.

-You draw the Hellsing members instead of your family in art class,
and tell your teacher that those people are your family members.

-You force yourself to develop a tea-drinking habit.

-You imagine that Walter is sitting next to you on the bus.

-You print out Hellsing pictures and paste them all over your wall.

I've had these in my mind for a while...lol And I'm guilty for doing most of them too.... sweatdrop I have a bunch more in my head,but I'll stop right here with these for right now... pirate I'll put up more later on today,if anybody wants more from me!!! heart You can tell I'm a Hellsing freak by my avatar... xd

Integral-Sama


ysms2

PostPosted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 12:01 pm


-You imagine that Walter is sitting next to you on the bus.

Oh, my God, I thought I was the only one that did that!!!! *faints* x_X And when I had P.E. last semester, Alucard and Anderson would fight, and I would watch! >w< I was afraid to mention these for fear of sounding more insane than usual! And Walter's also in Keystone with me. 3nodding
PostPosted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 12:10 pm


Expired Nazi Cappachino
theres a site that contains 5000+ of "You know you like Hellsing too much when" XD but I forgot what the link was D:


Do you mean the ones on Shine(Hell)?

I've posted some on there. biggrin

Atomu


Pixelated Awesome

PostPosted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 7:47 pm


Sir_Catherine
Ace of Death
a[lunie]card
Ainoka
~Alucard_The_Hellhound~
*the above question*

~If you are known by most of your ENTIRE school as "Alucard", and noone knows you're actual name.

True Story.

~If you are at WalMart, and you hear "Can Alucard and Seras Victoria come to electronics? Alucard and Seras? Thank you."

Also a true story. Though not MY story. xD

rofl
Hey, thanks for a good idea!


XD Ditto! And maybe that's the actual way to summon anime/manga characters into the real world! The ancient Wal-Mart ritual of Babylonia!! XD (Why Babylonia? Because it sounds coolest. u.u)
Wow, I so wanna do that! The walmart ritual, I mean. xD


*sheepish look* I've done that. Though not to electronics, we were at the front of the store. My friends thought I was nuts, but they loved it.

It was two days before Halloween and we were in costume. Angel_0f_Hellfire was involved with this.

p.s. It worked, after a fashion. Our Alucard and Seras did show up. biggrin


Yes, you DID do that. You told ME, remember? I always love to tell that story. xd
PostPosted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 9:39 pm


Podkayne of Mars
Expired Nazi Cappachino
theres a site that contains 5000+ of "You know you like Hellsing too much when" XD but I forgot what the link was D:


Do you mean the ones on Shine(Hell)?

I've posted some on there. biggrin


Yay! Somebody found it! =^.^=

ysms2


Integral-Sama

PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 1:54 pm


That's a good website...lol I've posted some of those...XD I'm a Hellsing freak, I admit it.... 4laugh Cause I've gotten most of my friends into Hellsing... sweatdrop
PostPosted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 5:04 pm


You know you like Hellsing too much when you name yourself HellsingVampire_Alucard , dedicate your Gaia account to Alucard, role-play and cosplay Alucard, post comments like this one, and completly dedicate your profile to Alucard......... Me XP I'm obsessed. Please feel free to look at my weird profile. I AM THE TRUE ALUCARD!!! ( please, i know there are objections but just let me live in my fantasy world and pretend I'm normal okay?)

HellsingVampire_Alucard


Integral-Sama

PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 7:27 pm


HellsingVampire_Alucard
You know you like Hellsing too much when you name yourself HellsingVampire_Alucard , dedicate your Gaia account to Alucard, role-play and cosplay Alucard, post comments like this one, and completly dedicate your profile to Alucard......... Me XP I'm obsessed. Please feel free to look at my weird profile. I AM THE TRUE ALUCARD!!! ( please, i know there are objections but just let me live in my fantasy world and pretend I'm normal okay?)

You should see my profile...mine is dedicated to Hellsing as well... heart Have you seen my name yet? =^.^= Integral-Sama!!! I'm obsessed with Alucard and Integra!!!! lol
PostPosted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 1:00 pm


Obession is a GOOOD thing. ^_^

Pixelated Awesome


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 10:48 pm


You know you like Hellsing too much when...
-You kiss your Alucard poster goodnight everynight before bed, in the morning when you wake up, first thing when you get home, etc...
-You day dream about fighting side by side with Alucard and abolishing all the living dead from the face of the planet. Ahhh!
- You ask your lover to play Alucard and you a innocent virgin in a fantasy bedroom scene!
-You want a personal Walter evertime you get in a pinch.
-Your friends always come to you to borrow Helsing movies and music!
*You join a Hellsing Guild and go through every comment to see how many things you qualify for in liking Helling too much! Lol!
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