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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 9:05 pm
Nadian Tau_2 Nadian Tau_2 Nadian Sons? Daughters? Grandkids? Cousins? ... All I know is that somewhere, somehow I'm my own grandpa... Ok, I know that I won't count for 3/4 of kids DNA, but how are you your own grandpa?I'm not sure yet. I know of two possible ways: Futurama method: Get frozen for 1000 years, accidently travel back in time, accidently kill the person you believe was your grandpa, and because you didn't disappear that means that the person you thought was your grandmother wasn't and you can sleep with her... except she really was your grandmother and that makes you your own grandpa... The Stupids method: "Many many years ago when I was 23 I was married to a widow who was pretty as can be. This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red. My father fell in love with her and soon, they too, were wed. This complicated matters and it changed my very life, for my daughter was my mother cause she was my father's wife. To complicate the matters, even though it brought me joy, I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy. My baby boy then became a brother-in-law to dad, which then made him my uncle, though it made me very sad, for if he was my uncle then that also made him brother to the widow's grown-up daughter who of course was my stepmother..." That or you get sent back in time and in the process you get a gender change on accident. While in the 1900s, you find a woman that you are atracted to and ask to sleep with you. Then you run a genetical test and find out that it was your grandma in her early twenties.A gender change would make me my own grandma... ^_~ Ok, scratch the gen..der...change... Are male or female?
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 9:05 pm
Nadian Tau_2 Nadian Tau_2 Nadian Sons? Daughters? Grandkids? Cousins? ... All I know is that somewhere, somehow I'm my own grandpa... Ok, I know that I won't count for 3/4 of kids DNA, but how are you your own grandpa?I'm not sure yet. I know of two possible ways: Futurama method: Get frozen for 1000 years, accidently travel back in time, accidently kill the person you believe was your grandpa, and because you didn't disappear that means that the person you thought was your grandmother wasn't and you can sleep with her... except she really was your grandmother and that makes you your own grandpa... The Stupids method: "Many many years ago when I was 23 I was married to a widow who was pretty as can be. This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red. My father fell in love with her and soon, they too, were wed. This complicated matters and it changed my very life, for my daughter was my mother cause she was my father's wife. To complicate the matters, even though it brought me joy, I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy. My baby boy then became a brother-in-law to dad, which then made him my uncle, though it made me very sad, for if he was my uncle then that also made him brother to the widow's grown-up daughter who of course was my stepmother..." That or you get sent back in time and in the process you get a gender change on accident. While in the 1900s, you find a woman that you are atracted to and ask to sleep with you. Then you run a genetical test and find out that it was your grandma in her early twenties.A gender change would make me my own grandma... ^_~ o_o
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 9:06 pm
i think i made it in shorter form?
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 10:53 pm
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 11:04 pm
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 11:13 pm
hey WHO WANTS TO MEET MY PENGUINS!?*millions of penguins march up*
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Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 11:45 am
i will happily accept anyone from whynot who requests me to be their friend!
especially if they are penguins!
heart to all my whynot brothers & sisters!
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Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 11:51 am
rabbitinthemoon i will happily accept anyone from whynot who requests me to be their friend!
especially if they are penguins!
heart to all my whynot brothers & sisters! omg i love your avatar its so purple it makes me giggle
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Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 11:54 am
Sta Puff Marshmellow Man rabbitinthemoon i will happily accept anyone from whynot who requests me to be their friend!
especially if they are penguins!
heart to all my whynot brothers & sisters! omg i love your avatar its so purple it makes me giggle I thought I was Why Not's crazy a** uncle that is never seen without a bottle of boozes.
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Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 11:55 am
Tau_2 Sta Puff Marshmellow Man rabbitinthemoon i will happily accept anyone from whynot who requests me to be their friend!
especially if they are penguins!
heart to all my whynot brothers & sisters! omg i love your avatar its so purple it makes me giggle I thought I was Why Not's crazy a** uncle that is never seen without a bottle of boozes.I so have to claim the name Crazy a** daughter named 13013(says BOB)
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Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 12:07 pm
bwah.... i know the longest word. Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia-fear of long words and has 36 letters in it
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Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 12:08 pm
Sta Puff Marshmellow Man bwah.... i know the longest word. Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia-fear of long words and has 36 letters in it Holy sex with midgets! Thats a big word.
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Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 12:09 pm
Tau_2 Sta Puff Marshmellow Man bwah.... i know the longest word. Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia-fear of long words and has 36 letters in it Holy sex with midgets! Thats a big word.yea i know ninja
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Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 12:10 pm
whoever wants to take over the world.... TELL ME YOUR EVIL PLANS MWAHAHHA
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Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 12:10 pm
WTF LOL!!!@"holy sex with midgets"
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