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Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 7:40 am
((Sorry, no students for you xd ))
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Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 9:37 am
Gatz walked in and thumped a heavy backpack onto one of the desks, giving Quint a friendly wave.
"Yo, teach!" he said with a grin. "So, what are we going to be blowing up today~?"
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Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 10:28 am
If his classes ended up like this for the year, Quint could find a lot more time for his own experiments! He was contemplating the fact when Gatz walked in, talking as if he were a student.
"Ahoy there." He rose to greet his 'pupil', "Today, nothing." He gave Gatz a sheet of paper which had a Periodic Table on it, though missing a few elements. "Take this and try to fill out as much as possible, and if you get lucky, we could see some explosions soon." Quint added, hinting at the possibility of excitement.
On his sheet, Gatz could see that the inert gases were missing, along with the halogens except 85: Astatine. This was a simple assignment geared to test the student's basic knowledge of the elements, so that Quint knew where to start his class, and with currently one person taking the class, he fluttered at the thought of maybe even starting six chapters ahead..
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Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 2:51 pm
Gatz quickly filled in the noble gasses on the table and handed the sheey it back in. He gave Quint a wry smile.
"... You'd think that the government would recognized the higher intellegence of a being older than human civilization, but no," he explained with more than a hint of sarcasm. "If it's not on paper and filed in triplicate, then it doesn't exist to the narrow-minded buggers."
"But there is an upside," the entity told Quint with a conspirital wink. "Schoolgirls. And after that--college girls." Gatz gave his friend a huge, perverted smile. "I plan on staying on long enough to earn a Masters in every subject, then hope that its been long enough the system forgets I did and do it all over again. Sounds like a plan, right?"
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Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 9:00 pm
Quint got the sheet back, but it would have been severly dense for him to assume that Gatz could possibly get one wrong, but he checked anyway, in case the galactic-aged entity would try to throw a curve down and out.
It was sticker worthy. "I find that quite a few people wouldn't like the knowledge of being not the smartest things in the universe, and I guess they unconciously push those things aside.."
"With a scheme like that," Quint spoke, giving his friend an affirmative nod, "You could likely get a bunch of medals and, naturally, more women!" Smiling he recalled how has known Gatz as a 'ladies-man'--or maybe 'ladies-watcher'-- for a long time up until now, but had no idea about how he went along with doing what he talked about.
"While we're speaking about women, how exactly do you.." He trailed off, becoming embarassed with the subject, "You know.." A small meek smile came on from trying to stifle his curiosity.
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 7:50 am
"--All night long," Gatz supplied with a grin, not really answering the question. "And with great skill and dexderity, I might add."
He smirked at Quint, resting his hands on his hips.
"What..? Did you think that I'm limited to giving projections of myself hands and feet, or something?"
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 11:32 am
"No..!" Quint answered quickly, still curious, "If that's the case then, do you feel pleasure, or anything at all? You said your body lacks nerve endings, if my memory of the fight with Rioushu serves me.."
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 2:31 pm
"It does," Gatz said, trying to think of the best way to explain things. "Of course, it also lacks celluar tissue period, so the fact I don't have any nerve cells in there shouldn't come as a surprise..."
"Hmm, this is really more a biology question," he muttered. "Here, try thinking of the neural network of the human body as a bunch wires that form electrical circuits," he began. The entity walked over to a blank space on the blackboard and started drawing a diagram.
"If you stimulate one spot through pain, pressure, or some other sense, it sends a signal to a specific part of the brain--or just the spinal cord, if it's the start of a natural reflex. That part of the body then interrupts the stimulis for you, telling you what it means, and what to do about it. If an action is need, a singal is sent back through the 'circuts' to the motor neurons. The motor neurons then tell you to do something, and you do it."
Fire + hand = stimulus => signal --> nerual pathways --> brain/spine => "Ouch!" => signal --> motor nerves => pull out out of fire
Gatz let Quint get a good look at the chart before circling "nerual pathways" and "motor nerves".
"--Since all signals have to travel along the same path Now, the way nerve striking techniques work is by either damaging, or simply overloading one of these two things, ususally with a strong, percise blow. The usual result is massive pain. Or if the signals can't move, or have become confused, it can cause various kinds of paralysis." He looked at his friend and winked. "To bring up the 'circuit' idea again, it's like flipping a switch... either 'light go on' or 'light go off.' This is why a lot of biologists refer to the body as being hardwired."
The entity dropped the chalk back to the board and grabbed his hair, pulling. With a soft pop the man's head came loose, dangling by his fingers.
"Now for want of a better term, you could call my body here softwired" the diembodied head said with a smile. "Instead of running current through a closed circuit, it's more like you're running electricity through a blob of mercury. You can access the current from whatever angle you like, and can even reshape the blob without disrupting the circuit too much. As such, hitting this new circuit with an outside stimulus doesn't do much to stop the current." The enetity dropped his head with a small plop, letting it fall back into place. He twisted his noggin from side to side, as if working out some kinks in his neck.
"... Of course, it's not entirely that simple, but it's the best I could think at the moment."
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 2:50 pm
"Eew.." Muttered an unfamiliar voice from the door, the newer teacher, leaning on the railing with Crossed arms.. She was going to ask a question, but stumbled upon Gatz's little lesson.. "So is this guy an alien or something?" She asked towards Quint, pointing her thumb towards him with an uninterested look to her face, aside form the one raised eyebrow. She stood just over 5 and a half feet, her curvy figure seeming robust and professional, especially with the business skirt she wore, although, her most prominent features were her long, ebony hair that dangled to her knees, and an awkwardly pale, near green skin tone, perhaps she was feeling ill..
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Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 9:48 am
"I'd have to go with 'or something'," Gatz replied with a smile and a wink. He looked the woman over, making a quick appraisal of her curves and her raven wing hair.
"... Hey, I don't think I've seen you around here before," he said, trying to start the conversation. "Shall we introduce ourselves, then? My name is Gatz. And you would be..?"
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Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 11:57 am
Shego sat the tips of her fingers just above her bust, and gave a smirk with her full, black lips, "Shego," She voiced with a confident tone. She pushed herself off of the door with a swift jut of her back, and stepped into the room.. "So this is the Chem Lab?" She asked curiously, giving it a look around, then pointing back and forth between the two other men, "Which one of you guys is the science teacher?"
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Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:10 pm
"Here's a clue--I'm probably going to wind up as one of his specimens at some point," he said with a laugh, pointing to Quint. He turned back the the woman after only a short moment.
"So, Shego, what do you do here? You don't quite look like a student..." The entity gave her a sly wink. "... Though you're definately cute enough that you could pass for one."
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Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:24 pm
Shego's left brow furrowed a bit, showing a tad of distaste with his sly winking.. She crossed her arms and leaned onto one foot, pushing her voluptuous hips to the right. "Thanks for the compliment." She quipped dryly, "I'm actually the new Drivers Ed teacher.. I might do some Sub work here and there, though. " She gave a shrug, reaching out to grab one of the glass beakers that sat on a nearby table, taking a look through the glass..
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Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 9:49 am
Gatz TdaMax Fire + hand = stimulus => signal --> nerual pathways --> brain/spine => "Ouch!" => signal --> motor nerves => pull out out of fire Gatz let Quint get a good look at the chart before circling "nerual pathways" and "motor nerves". "--Since all signals have to travel along the same path Now, the way nerve striking techniques work is by either damaging, or simply overloading one of these two things, ususally with a strong, percise blow. The usual result is massive pain. Or if the signals can't move, or have become confused, it can cause various kinds of paralysis." He looked at his friend and winked. "To bring up the 'circuit' idea again, it's like flipping a switch... either 'light go on' or 'light go off.' This is why a lot of biologists refer to the body as being hardwired." The entity dropped the chalk back to the board and grabbed his hair, pulling. With a soft pop the man's head came loose, dangling by his fingers. "Now for want of a better term, you could call my body here softwired" the diembodied head said with a smile. "Instead of running current through a closed circuit, it's more like you're running electricity through a blob of mercury. You can access the current from whatever angle you like, and can even reshape the blob without disrupting the circuit too much. As such, hitting this new circuit with an outside stimulus doesn't do much to stop the current." The enetity dropped his head with a small plop, letting it fall back into place. He twisted his noggin from side to side, as if working out some kinks in his neck. "... Of course, it's not entirely that simple, but it's the best I could think at the moment." "I get it..I think.." That quickly feel to, "Pretty sure, maybe.." "You get feeling in your body, but it isn't coming from an exact place, seeing as your wiring is open. Thus, you get sensations, but they aren't from an exact place.." It took Quint quite a while to understand what his friend was, but he nodded, getting it to the summarization. So lost in his study, he overlooked the girl that came into his room, asking relevant questions. "I'm sorry, yes, this is the Chemistry wing." Quint responded, turning to her, "Are you here for instruction?" ((Sorry that took so long...Gatz is really complicated I see..))
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Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 12:32 pm
Shego rolled her eyes, and set the beaker back down, "It's simple" She reassured Quint, then walked over towards Gatz, and leaned in, taking a closer look at his body, "Of course he knows where sensations are coming from, infact, he's probably more in tune with his body than any of us, just because of this 'wiring' you guys keep talking about. I bet he knows down to the pore where something is coming from.. " She shrugged, standing back up to her full hight, "You do have pores, right?" She raised an eyebrow, then glanced back towards Quint, her emerald eyes taking in his figure for a few moments as she waited for a reply.
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