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Once there was a young girl with a spoon eating some soup on a cow with black spots and eight legs. The cow's name was Mertal Lauren. The bowl fell and the girl wet her pants. Meanwhile, global warming melted the cow as rivers of Egypt ran over. The girl, named Bill, tried to swim in them. The current, however, was too strong. And the girl, who normally couldn't swim, dived into the water carelessly, where a giant pickle munched on slimey green seaweed. Bill cried out, "Don't eat daddy!" The pickle refused and went insane. Eating his brain, he lost control. And married Bill. Together, they had forty-two baby pineapples that were eaten by a giant boogie monster. Bill later learned she had pickle fungus , and she screamed!!! "I am quite dumb to think that i can marry a pickle and have kids. I can only poop once a month, and now I must go to the doctor to get my fungus removed. How did i get so fungified?" She said to her imagination, which imagined this whole story.

I am now retiring this story so that another can start. Here we go....

Once, in a

Once in a land far away a man named

Once, in a land far away a man named Billy Joe Foe was picking flowers

Once, in a land far away a man named Billy Joe Foe was picking flowers and eating a milk chocolate covered

Once, in a land far away a man named Billy Joe Foe was picking flowers and eating a milk chocolate covered pretzel, whose mold suddenly broke apart

Once, in a land far away, a man named Billy Joe Foe was picking flowers and eating a milk chocolate covered pretzel, whose mold suddenly broke apart, revealing a golden toothpick. Billy wondered

Once, in a land far away, a man named Billy Joe Foe was picking flowers and eating a milk chocolate covered pretzel, whose mold suddenly broke apart, revealing a golden toothpick. Billy wondered what he could ask the toothpick.