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 Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 8:42 pm
My fave is still:
Men should grow up
House: And dogs should stop licking themselves. Not going to happen.
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Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 3:18 pm
"if he lives i am right, if he dies ur rite"
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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 11:24 pm
singingwhilemedicated Dr. Cameron: Men should grow up. House: Yeah, and dogs should stop licking themselves. It's not going to happen. ~~Occam's Razor
I have a new fav cool
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Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 1:49 pm
House on the phone: Bye mom
Cameron: Who was that?
House: Angelina Jolie. I call her mom. Who thinks that's sexy?
xd
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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 9:44 am
I know you're in there.....I can hear you caring.
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Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 9:08 pm
Wilson: Beauty often seduces us on the road to truth.
House: And triteness kicks us in the nads.
Wilson: -with joy. Oh, House your very name / Will never leave this girl the same.' It's not bad for an 82-year-old. She asked me to give that to her true love.
House: What can I say? Chicks with no teeth turn me on.
House: How does someone just start drooling? Chase? Were you wearing your short shorts?
House: Chicks dig this
[waves cane]
House: It's better than a puppy!
House: You know me. Hostility makes me shrink up like a...
[pauses]
House: I can't think of a non-sexual metaphor.
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Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 6:27 pm
Professor Dude: You can't test on abnormal brains!
House: He's not abnormal. He's special.
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Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 4:04 pm
House: I'm hallucinating.
Cuddy: Really? What do you see?
House: I see the music.
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Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 4:07 pm
singingwhilemedicated My fave is still: Men should grow up House: And dogs should stop licking themselves. Not going to happen. hehehe...I like that one too blaugh
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Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 8:46 pm
[ Message temporarily off-line ]
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 2:34 am
Chase: How does an inmate on death row get his hands on heroin?
Foreman: Are you serious?
House: [to Chase] The man knows prisons. When we're got a yachting question, we'll come to you.
Chase is such a gorgeous goddamn idiot. heart Love you too, House. cool
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Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 6:50 pm
I know I'm a bit late, but...
House What? Are you having a bowel movement or a baby?
I can't remember what episode it was from.
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Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 2:12 pm
My favorite houseism is:
Woman- What's wrong with me?
House- You have a parasite in you.
Woman- will I be ok?
House- some women give the parasite a name some even come to to love it.
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Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 11:43 am
House: Excuse me, do you have cancer?
Woman: No
House: *points to her bottle of mango juice* Mango juice prevents cancer!
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Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 12:15 am
"Don't worry all the drugs I prescribe are legal" House.
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