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 Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 1:37 am
*Ponders.*
"Romance seems complicated. Usually in porn, all we did was offer sex and that was it."
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Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 1:40 am
Porn is like Romance, but you take it too fast.
But Romance, you take it one step at a time.
I have a meter for this.
1-Friends
2-Holding hands
3-Kissing (cheek)
4-Kissing (on lips)
5-Upper body fondiling (Outside)
6-Same as above, but Inside (In bed)
7- Below Waist action
8- You know what to do.
9 and 10- Whoa. Porn-like Sex.
That's how i rate it.
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Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 1:41 am
"Hmm...Well more on the pleasures. I saw this in a movie."
*He took an ice cube from the bucket and started rubbing it around Beth's chest.*
pirate
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Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 1:43 am
Mmm...That feels amazing....*sees a drop of water trickle down her chest and into her bra*
I've read a lot of techniques.
((We'll continue 2morrow, same lesson. I need to sleep.))
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Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 1:43 am
"Great. I guess those movies do pretty good advice afterall. Melina, here I come..."
twisted
(( Later. ))
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Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 1:45 am
" I SHOULD VIDEO TAPE THIS STUFF! "
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Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 1:53 am
"Home movies of me treating a member as puppet, just so I can learn how to romance a girl I like seems evil."
pirate
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Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 11:27 am
((Back))
Wanna know some of them? *giggle*
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Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 1:44 pm
"I don't follow!"
domokun
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Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 2:31 pm
Ya know. *switches music to "Intergalactic" in order to show him some moves*
Getting a Girl 101 is in session!
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Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 3:21 pm
"Nova don't dance."
talk2hand
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Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 7:26 pm
No, I'm the one dancing.
Sheesh.
Lesson One: Sweet Talk.
You need to use certain phrases to get a girl to talk to you. But using the wrong ones....can get you kicked in the balls.
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Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 7:32 pm
"Nice chest. Want to knock boots?"
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Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 7:38 pm
*slap*
Bad one.
Try something like this.
"Don't you look nice? Wanna come back to my place for a drink?"
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Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 8:27 pm
"You look nice? Wanna come back to my place for a drink?"
stare
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