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 Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 1:23 pm
Agreed x 10. I wander what Stephenie would think about these. Especially the JacobxEdward ones. XD
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Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 5:28 pm
Edward: ...IIIIIII like big butts and I cannot lie!! *finishes song*
Carlisle: I'm a little teapot short and stout this is my handle and this is my spout, I'm a little tea pot hear me shout! Tip me over and pour me out!!!
Jasper: I know a song that gets on every body's nerves every bodys nerves...
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Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 6:12 pm
OMG!!!!!! This is so ******** hilarious!!
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 11:28 am
These are so funny. -^^-
Rosalie: 4laugh Bella, darling! How I've missed you! -Glomps.-
Edward: That's it, Bella. I can't stand how tempting your blood is anymore! -Changes her into a vampire.-
Me=no good at being funny. crying
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 3:59 am
Bella: **covergirl pose** At least try not to sound like you want me.
Jacob: Eddy-kins is teh seks! **pinces Edward's booty**
Edward: WAAGH! I swear it! I didn't do it! I didn't do it!
Bella: Do what, Edward?
Edward: I didn't have smex with Jacob Black!!
Jacob: LIAR! **points**
Bella: ....hot....emo....boys....**drool**
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Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 6:23 pm
"I love being a vampire, and I would love to turn you into a vampire, Bella Swan" ^_^
Never in a million years rofl
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Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 6:25 pm
jasu_tiin Edward: ...IIIIIII like big butts and I cannot lie!! *finishes song* Carlisle: I'm a little teapot short and stout this is my handle and this is my spout, I'm a little tea pot hear me shout! Tip me over and pour me out!!! Jasper: I know a song that gets on every body's nerves every bodys nerves... Rofl times one thousand.
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Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 8:42 pm
Edward (to Bella)- you know i'm so out of your leage.[removed]emoticon(' rolleyes ')
Rolling Eyes
Bella-I'd LOVE to move to Alaska!
Edward- (to Jacob)- here doggy doggy
Jacob-(since he's a dog does that man that he licks himself? nasty!)
Carlisle- i hate being a doctor
Esme- oh it's of my little sweety-weety pie
Carlisle- how many ******** times do i have to tell you not to call me that you stupid b***h.
Esme- so do you want to go upstairs and play doctor
Charlie (to Bella) - oh my ******** god do i have a gray hair
Bella-*rolls eyes*
Charlie- yes i have hair!!!!!!
Bella (to Jacob)- bad dog bad
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Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 9:20 am
This thread just made my day.
Charlie: I love motorcycles! They are so much fun!
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Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 1:14 pm
Ranae:so Bella you should really start thinking about marriage, i have your dress and everything picked out i'm so excited (creepy)
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Anachronism p a r a d o x
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Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 1:19 pm
Jocelyn Black Camilta
Edward:OMG!!!! I wonder how I would look in girl pants?
These make me smile.
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Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 9:33 am
Edward: Bella, im tired of you. wanna go to italy? i know some nice ahencoughcoughhungrycoughcough friends of ours who would love to take you in!
Bella: I WANT TO KIDNAP MISTER SANTA CLAUSE!!! its only inevitable that he exists. first vampires, then werewolves. Santa Clause and his elves are the only reasonable supernatural creatures left to exist.
Edward: what about the invisibleman? or the creature of the black lagoon? or spiderman? or frankenstein? or magic?
Bella: who cares about that stuff? its not like a little boy who can do magic is going to appear, or frankenstien is still alive, and if there is an invisible man, its not like you can find him. and spiderman isnt real. he's semi-real. and dead.
edward: *shakes head in shame*
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Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 6:04 pm
You know what's strangely odd? I can see some of these people actually doing these things o.0;;
But kudos to the people who made the "jump off a cliff" cracks and Corallyne for Esme's "doctor" joke xD
Edward: Hey, Bella! Let's hit Hometown Buffet cuz I am starving...
Jacob: -goes up to Edward & sniffs his shoulder- What's that cologne you're wearing? It's smells amazing!
Edward: -sniffs Jacob- Likewise ;]
Bella: -sets fire to the meadow- Burn, baby, burn ♥
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Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 6:48 pm
ROFLMAO. I love you fushigipinay.
Burn baby burn. >: D
Ok..I totally stole this from Kaira_Sakamoto but I wanted to add on...
Bella: **covergirl pose** At least try not to sound like you want me.
Edward: I admit what I want. I'm not admiting to anything other than your blood, human.
Ok..I suck...anyways. This is so amusing. xD My family members downstairs asked me what was wrong. sweatdrop
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Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 7:20 pm
Edward: You know, werewolves are actually very misunderstood, persecuted creatures.
Edward (cont.): Whatever. I'm not a mindreader, you know.
Bella: Screw Forks. I'm moving to Siberia.
Alice: Don't hate because I'm emo.
Rosalie: I'm currently attending a class to help improve my lack of self esteem.
Carlisle: I'm tired of being a surgeon. I'm going to work for the IRS. I think it suits me more. You know, being a bloodsucker and all.
Charlie: Chief Swan? No. Call me Chef Swan! *cooks a 5 course meal*
Jacob: Edward, let's start a Super Friendship Club! BFF!
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