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 Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 10:21 am
bandi138138 A ship sank and an american, a japanese, and a korean were stranded on an island with a tribe of Barbarians. They offered that if they survived a beating on the butt while they are tied down, they would spare their lives. But they also offered that they would graat them a wish before the beating. The American requested that they put a blanket and he was able to reduce the shock. The Japanese saw this and decided to copy and improvise. "I want you to put a mattress on me!" and he was able to not feel most of the pain. While the Japanese was gloating to the American and being proud of himself, the korean came up and made his request. "I would like to have the Japanese on top of my body." ((so the Japanese would receive the full shock. ^^)) American -> ^O^ Japanese -> o.O I heard one really similar to it exept the american wanted pillows on his butt and the japanese guy wanted 3 matresses.
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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 6:02 pm
::cracking up holding her stomach: oh man, my stomach hurts!
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Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 1:10 pm
my jokes arnt really good but ok. what is pal minus pal. pal minus pal equals no arms becuase its a number and pal is arms in korean
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Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 6:07 pm
Why did the cigarette go to the horse race?
Marlboro.
You have to say Marlboro like Mal-bo-lo
Marlboro as in "see the horses."
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Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 6:08 pm
What did the taxi driver say to the egg?
Get on.
You have to say Get on like Ge-lan.
Ge-lan means egg.
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 1:47 pm
wat did the person say when he saw a cute rabbit> kee up da (cute in korean and it also means no ears)
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Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2005 10:08 am
haha the jokes i can understand rock!
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Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 5:22 pm
Built-In Underwear What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Oh-deng! (fishcake or something like that) post ur own lolz
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 10:42 pm
Will Smith walks into a Korean Restaraunt.
All the waiters were scrambling to get to him. A woman got to him and took his order.
"I guess I'll have some rice. Hmm...what else?"
Upon hearing this, a regular at the restaraunt (wanting to befriend a celebrity) walks over to his table and says,
"Get some jjee geh with that!"
((sounds like "Gett'n Jiggy With It"))
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 10:47 pm
EDIT:: Someone said this one...
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 10:53 pm
EDIT::
Dang it...someone already said this one, too...
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Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 8:01 am
Built-In Underwear What kind of bird flies around ur butt? Nem-seh! The whole word means smelly. Seh means bird. nice rofl
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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 10:53 am
I don't know if anyone's posted this or not, but,
What sound does bread make when it hits a wall? ๋นต! (bang) which means bread...for those of you who don't know
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Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 4:51 pm
What do u call a doctor with the last name Lee?
dakdahlee
(Doc-tor-Lee)
(sounds like the korean word for fried chicken)
(or I think it was fried chicken..........hmmm.......)
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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 1:10 am
NikkiPark657 What do u call a doctor with the last name Lee? dakdahlee (Doc-tor-Lee) (sounds like the korean word for fried chicken) (or I think it was fried chicken..........hmmm.......) Dakdahlee are Drumsticks.
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