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lol. xd I actually didn't plan that though. 3nodding (subconciously, I probably did)

I should get around to posting another, more funny one. I just need an idea.

Ok, I got one. It's not very funny but it'll do.



*Naruto is walking along with his hands in his pocket, he comes across the bridge and who should be standing in the centre looking into the water? None other than Hinata!*
*Naruto stops in his tracks*
Naruto (breathing heavily)- redface Okay! This is it. Come on Naruto, You've beaten the crap out of Orochimaru! You can do it.
*Puffing out his chest, he approaches Hinata*
Naruto- Hey! hinata!
*Hinata jumps as Naruto says this*
Hinata- N-Naruto-kun. What are you doing here?
Naruto- I was going to ask you the same thing. I'm just walking along.
Hinata- I'm just waiting for someone. They're actually late.
Naruto- Hmm, Kakashi sensei does that all the time.

*They stand there for a few minutes in silence*

Naruto (thinking to self, with his heart beating like crazy)- Ok! This is it. It's now or never! I'm never going to get another chance. COME ON NARUTO! You can do it, you've rehearsed this a million times. Just turn around and ask her.

*slowly, almost mechanically he turns to Hinata*

Naruto- Hinata. Can I ask you a question?
Hinata- redface u-umm... sure.
Naruto (barely able to hear himself from the beating in his chest)- Well, I was just wondering if you wanted to (trails off into a light mumble)
Hinata- N-naruto-kun? I didn't hear.
Naruto- COME WITH ME! redface Do you want to... yeah. that.
Hinata- redface Come?
Naruto- ( stressed god! Why did it come out sounding so dirty?!) I mean, not that. Like if I was free, which I am. And you were free maybe someday go on a you know? Do you like to eat?
Hinata- redface Eat?
Naruto- I do. Maybe you and I can eat in the same room... Like...
*Naruto finally looks Hinata in the eyes*
Naruto- Like on a date.
Hinata- redface Date?

*There's a sudden silence as Naruto quickly looks at his feet. For a few minutes nothing is said until...*

Hinata- redface Well, you see *gulp* There's someone else.
*Naruto looks up*
Naruto- Someone else?
Hinata- redface I've been seeing him for a while.
Naruto- A while?
Hinata- redface I met him while you were away for these two years.
Naruto- Two Years?
Hinata- redface Is there an echo in here?
Naruto- Echo in here?

*suddenly from behind Naruto calls out a voice*
Person- Hinata-sama! Sorry I'm late, I didn't know what flower to get. None of them seemed quite beautiful enough to be seen in your hands.

*naruto turns around to see none other than...*
Naruto- scream Orlando Bloom!??!??!? (Dattebayo!)
Hinata- Will Turner! heart

*Hinata runs into the arms of her beloved as Naruto stands there dumbstruck.*

Naruto- You're dating a pirate? scream
Hinata- redface
Naruto- But you're a ninja! Do you know how many fan domains you're breaking???!? gonk

*Hinata and Will walk off in eachothers arms as naruto falls to his knees. The single white rose he had picked for Hinata fell freely from the hand he had kept in his pocket and landed in the river, carried up stream. Travelling away from Naruto.*



Heheh. Sorry, I think I put a little too much self projection in the end!

lmao. xd That was a BIG surprise.

Kiba: Hey, Hinata!
Hinata: Yes, Kiba?
Kiba: Hey, by any chance are you free this weekend? I'm going out of town, but the resort that I'm staying at doesn't allow dogs. crying
Akamaru: Whine
Kiba: (He pats Akamaru on the hea.) Yeah, yeah, I know, buddy. I think that it's a stupid rule too. (He faces Hinata.) Anyway, do you think you could watch him for me while I'm gone. Please? Nobody else will do it.
Hinata: Of course! I'd love to spend the weekend with Akamaru-kun! 3nodding
Akamaru: (He jumps into Hinata's arms.) Yip Yip! whee
(Friday night at Hinata's house, Hinata and Akamaru come panting in through the front door.)
Hinata: Well, Akamaru, I think that that was a good work out, don't you? (She walks to the cupboard and pours some dogfood into a bowl. Sets the bowl in front of Akamaru.) Eat up xd (She begins to prepare a small ramen meal.)
Akamaru: Whine (He sniffs the food.) Bleh!(He sticks his tongue out.)
Hinata:Huh? confused You don't like it? I probably got the wrong food. I'm sorry, Akamaru. I must have messed up crying . Here, do you want to eat some ramen with me?
Akamaru: eek Bark Bark! biggrin (Jumps up on table and sticks his head into her bowl. Noodles fly. Hinata giggles and eats her half neatly using chopsticks.)
(While Akamaru is scouring the kitchen for leftover noodles, Hinata goes to her room and sits on her bed.)
Hinata: Sigh If only I could be brave enough to ask Naruto-kun to have ramen with me... He probably wouldn't want to waste his time with someone like me anyways. But still... (Akamaru silently walks in.) I know that Naruto could never return my feelings. sniff I KNOW it's hopeless, but...I can't stop. I can't help loving Naruto-kun.
Akamaru: surprised (He tilts his head.)whine?
Hinata: Eep! A-A-Akamaru-kun! When did you...did you hear...
Akamaru: Yip Yip! (He wags his tail.)
Hinata:NOOOOO! gonk (She pounces on Akamaru. She shakes him back and forth by his 'shoulders' and starts freaking out.) Nonononono! This can't be happening! Noone is supposed to know! Akamaru-kun! You can't tell ANYONE about Naruto and me!!! You can't! I'll die! Naruto-kun will hate me! Please, you can't say a word! PleasepleasepleasePLEASE, Akamaru! I'm begging you! sob

Um... I change my mind. sweatdrop I don't think that's Naruto anymore. 3nodding

Yay! blaugh I feel special. xd

lol, I was watching Lord of The Rings today with my cousin. xd We were both fighting over Legolas (the archer elf), screaming "he's mine!" at each other. ^_^ Later on, she searched up a picture of him on google.

Me: .....wtf? eek Legolas is Orlando Bloom?!?! scream
Cousin: Yeah, he's so hot. 4laugh

So now, I don't blame Hinata for liking him. heart lol, she'll take the pirate, I got the elf! xd

(It’s a very nice day out. Hinata is walking Akamaru on a leash in the park.)
Hinata: This park is so nice. I wonder why more people don’t come here.
Akamaru: Yip Yip! (He sniffs the air, and then cocks his ear.) Rrmm? (He suddenly starts tugging against the leash with his mouth.)
Hinata: confused Akamru-kun? What are you doing? This isn't like you.
Akamaru: Bark Bark! (He pulls even harder. Hinata jogs behind him, struggling to hold on to the leash.)
Hinata: Akamaru? (Akamaru breaks into top speed, with Hinata dangling behind him.) Akamaru, slow down!
(Naruto is jogging under some trees for exercise. He slows to a stop as he hears barking and shouting.)
Hinata: Akamaru, stop!
(Akamaru and Hinata appear over the hill. Akamaru runs down and stops in front of Naruto. He sits down, tail wagging.)
Hinata: Oh...thank goodness...he stopped.
Naruto: Hey, it’s my favorite dog. blaugh (He kneels down and pets Akamaru. Then he looks up.) Oh, hey Hinata. (He stands up to face Hinata. Akamaru sniffs the ground behind Naruto.) Are you walking Akamaru today? (Akamaru sneaks behind Hinata.)
Hinata: Oh, N-Naruto! I…um…y-yes. (Akamaru goes behind Naruto again.) I’m taking care of Akamaru until Kiba-kun gets back from his trip. I- (She looks down.) Akamaru-kun, what are you doing?
(Akamaru, sensing that he’s been found out, starts to run circles around Naruto and Hinata. The two protest as the leash ties up their legs. A few minutes later, Hinata and Naruto are bound together by Akamaru’s leash. Somehow, during his leaps and ducks to avoid the ninja’s struggling limbs, the canine managed to tie the leash into a double 8 knot. The leash is so tight that Hinata’s face is being pressed into Naruto’s chest. Neither ninja can escape; they are tied so that their arms are pressed against their sides.)
Naruto: Akamaru, what did you do that for? Get us out of here!
Akamaru: Yip Yip! wink (He quickly chews through his side of the leash. He then runs off somewhere in the park, leaving the two ninjas to fend for themselves.)
Naruto: scream Akamaru, don’t you dare run off or I’ll- No! Bad dog! Get your sorry little hide back here! You’re gonna be in big trouble when I get out of this thing! You better do what I say, or else! Come back here right now!!!...Please? crying

Author's note: I'm sorry this is taking so long! sweatdrop I figured that you'd want to see some of the scene and wait for the rest rather than waiting for the whole thing.
P.S. Thanks to Macroth and Emerald Hearts 4ever for commenting! xd
P.P.S. Am I using too many emoticons?