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PostPosted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 11:46 am


Homg... that came out a big bigger than I thought it would. Warning... click the link and see a very scarily large image of me doing a very embaressing face. Little babies might not ever sleep again after vewieing.
PostPosted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 11:19 am


Thanks for the alert I look scary. I took it with my mom's cell phone.

For the mental scarring you get....Gai SHMEXING A KAKASHI PILLOW!

Iruka:WHY DID YOU PUT THAT!

You remind me of someone I've met before. Where do you live exactly?
(I live in Madison, Tennessee)

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 7:57 am


I live in Massachusetts. No where near it.

And MY GOD WHY DID YOU PUT GAI SMEXING A KAKASHI PILLOW!?!?!! *dies of pain*

For the horrible even more mental scareing and killing.... you get....

A DEAD IRUKA!

*flies at Iruka plushie with icecream cone and stabs*
PostPosted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 9:16 am


(gomen, you looked a little like someone I knew)

And OMFG WHY! gonk crying *doesn't realize the real Iruka is behind her*

Iruka:You are aware that me is nothing more than a Henged corpse?

Cassie:I was totally not aware of that. sweatdrop

Iruka:-____-;;;;.....Just tell her what she gets.....

Cassie:Hm, oh yeah! You recieve, because he's being such an a** to me, IRUKA IN BONDAGE! whee

Iruka:WHAT?! Not again..... crying

*inserts a copy of the blackmail she has on Kakashi*

(and just who's corpse is that exactly?I hope it's Kairi's!)

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 9:32 am


IRUKA IN BONDAGE!?!?!?! *totally loves you for that*

'Ruka chan! Come over here so I can have you RAPED BY KAKASHI! twisted

And for the blackmail... you get... *looks at blackmail*

0_0...... omigod this is.... PRICELESS! Who knew KAkashi?!

Kakashi: How did you get that?

Well... Iruka got mad at you one day for handing in a bad mission report and handed it over! But oh look... there he is all tied up....

Kakashi: twisted

For the blackmail, you get Another mansmex moment!

*inserts a Saske tied up*

Don't worry Saske kun! At least the fangirls wont hurt you no more!
PostPosted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 11:16 am


Oh no, it wasn't Iruka that got mad about that, it was me that got mad about the mission report and got the blackmail.

Kakashi:*F****** Iruka senseless in the corner* Why? I thought I was your favorite?

Cassie:First, *nosebleed waterfall*, second, Well if YOU hadn't made me forge that ENTIRE report in my crappy a** handwriting I wouldn't have had to do that now would I?

Iruka:*bit through the leather* You made her do WHAT Kakashi?!

Kakashi:Uh-oh.*immeadiatley resorts to pleasuring Iruka to delay his own death by the hands of his lover and the angry 17 year-old*

Cassie: stare eek OMFG! *watches* You get....Kakashi's dolphin keychain! And as a bonus you get more 'toys' to give Kakashi to 'play' with Iruka. twisted

*insert's Sasuke's c**k ring*

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 2:49 am


eek .... must... watch... mansmex *gets hit in head with keychain while sitting in Kiba's lap watching it*

Kiba: *totally passed out from shock of having to watch two teachers get it on*

See? We can't kill someone that experianced nd hot! I LOVE YOU KAKASHI! BUT NOT IN A SEXUAL WAY BEACUSE I WANT YOU TO HAVE HOT SWEATY KINKY XXX WITH IRUKA! whee Squeeeee! *thorws the even more toys I won into the mensmex for them to use*

And for the .... erm... c**k ring. You get... pie. *Saske comes out of giant pie*

Saske: How the hell did I get in here?!
PostPosted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 4:21 am


NYU! You've tainted mah pie with your Emoness! gonk

Sasuke:....Baby. stare *notices what's going on in the corner* OMG! WHAT HELL IS KAKASHI-SENSEI DOING!

Cassie:*covers Sasuke's eye*Something that your little virgin eyes don't need to see. sweatdrop *mumbling*Unless I'm right about Naruto doing this to you.

Sasuke:WHAT WAS THAT!

Cassie:Nothing. sweatdrop

For the pie you get...A glaring Sasuke!

*inserts the pictures she has of Naruto bangin Sasuke*

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 2:08 am


Yes! Meh thrid favorite pairing! And my glareing Saske! C'mere emo boy and join my crowd of captured characters! *thorws in cage* Now that makes Kiba, Saske, Gaara, Lee. Yeah! Woot! ^___^

And now for the picture *studies them for like 11 ballilion mintues* you get.... Naruto in a cup of Ram.....en?

Where the hell did all the Ramen go? Now it is just a cup with NAruto in it!!!!

Naruto: I ate it all.

YOU WHAT!?!?! scream

Naruto: Yep. Tasty.... OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT PERVERT DOING TO MY IRUKA SENSEI!?!?!! *tries to destroy fun but i throws him in cage with Saske*
PostPosted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 4:23 am


*notices the angry cloud that is Naruto*

Cassie:*totally ignored chippy and Narutos previous conversation*What's wrong Naruto-kun? And why does chippy have you locked up in a cage? confused

Naruto:BECAUSE SHE LIKES WATCHING KAKASHI-SENSEI **** IRUKA-SENSEI!
Cassie:Ohhhhhhhh.....good reason to keep you here! biggrin

Naruto:YOU TO!?

Cassie:YUP! xd And there's also something else I like.......YOU F***** SASUKE SENSELESS! whee

Naruto:......I can see that.

Cassie:Glad you see things my way. *Cassie and Naruto proceed to give Sasuke the most evil and pervy look*

Sasuke:....... eek

Cassie:Any way *Sasuke:AGH! DOBE! WHAT ARE YOU--- {pleasured moaning is then heard}*EEP! redface You recieve......permission to watch Naruto bangin Sasuke!


*inserts blood-covered napkin*

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 12:58 pm


*stares in awe* OMIGAWD IT IS A BIG MANSEX FEST! ^__^ Now we need Lee to put the moves of Gaara and ******** him senseless! Or the other wat around! Mansex is Mansex! But sadly Lee is too shy to let those hormones out and Gaara doesn't care what the hell is going on. stare We need mood lights

*Puts in mood lights* NOW HAVE MANSEX DAMMIT! If you need a guide, look to either Naruto and Saske or Kakashi and Iruka! ^__^

For the blood covered napkin... you get some more tissues to plug up that bloody nose from watching all the mansex.

Let us now thank you Vending machine for giving us so much fun so far. Thank you all powerful vending machine that gave us all the pervy things we needed. *holy light*

^____^

*insetrs holy loight*
PostPosted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 2:51 pm


*praying to all-holy vending machine* You can find Lee and Gaara I'm enjoying the site.*suddenly hears Iruka climax*

Cassie:EEP! redface

Kakashi:*cleaning off himself and Iruka*Sooooooooooo, you don't like THOSE noises do you?

Cassie:*thinking*'OH s**t! He found out!'*regular*Of--of course not! What ever gave you that idea! sweatdrop

Kakashi:Ohhhhh, I don't know, maybe that little 'eep' of embarassment.

Cassie:*thinking*OH NOEZ! I KNOW WHAT HE'LL SAY NEXT!

Kakashi:I could always get him to make that noise AGAIN. Or we could always just wait for Sasuke to climax.

Cassie:That---that won't be necessary! I'LL DO WHATEVER YOU SAY! JUST DON'T HURT ME! gonk

Kakashi:I'm not going to hurt you. I just want you to tell Iruka something contrary to what you said earlier.

Cassie:*notices that he radiates evil*Sure whatever!

Kakashi:Good!^^

Cassie: crying For the radiance you get an evil-despite-what-he-says Kakashi.


*inserts tears*

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 2:31 am


I gets a Kakashi! Mohahahaha I am eviler than even him! twisted Oh Kaka-kun! C'MERE! *attacks and hugs* I LOVE YOU!

*While in ultimate death hold not even Kakashi can get out of* See? EVIL! I will hug Kakashi! And even Kakashi has enough pride to hold back his sexual desiers for his lover while a 14 year old clings to him like a leech.

For the tears, you get TO SEE SASKE CLIMAX!

*forces you to listen to noise*

I am evil. Aren't I? 3nodding

*inserts a regular old quater while keeping death hold*

Kiba: *tries to sneak away while chippy is occupied*

Oh no Kiba. stare IF you dare try running away I will do horrible things to you when I do eventually hunt you down.
PostPosted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 4:18 am


Cassie:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKK!*hears the climax and faints*

Iruka:*just woke up and noticed chippy and Kakashi looking evil and Cassie out cold*WHAT DID YOU TWO DO TO HER! scream *notices Naruto putting on his clothes and a passed out Sasuke*OMG! *joins Cassie in the fainting but for entirley different reasons*

Kakashi:Well, since Cassie is out cold *pokes to make sure* you recieve *takes little note out of Cassie's pocket*.......*speechless*

Naruto:*grabs*Let me see......OMFG! WHY DOES SHE HAVE A PICTURE OF GAI-SAN HAVING SEX WITH LEE-KUN?!


*inserts Naruto and Kakashi's shock*

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 11:52 am


OH MY FREKIN GOD I WILL KILL YOU TO DEATH!

It is Lee and Gaara. Lee. And. Gaara. stare I will kill joo dead now. Or mabye it was planted there by someone? Oh well... i guess mansex is mansex... but it is so wrong! But now...... Iruka is out cold too!

*evil maniacle look*

For the shock of not only Kakashi and NAruto but also me, you get the blood from my eyes at having to look at such a sight. And this reveveing pill to make you wake up. Now... what to do with Iruka?

*unserts Iruka*
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