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KiyaraSabel

PostPosted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 6:54 pm


's okay *goes to edit first post with content*
PostPosted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 7:05 pm


Actually, I think what I'm going to do is rewrite some of what Jehobo has written, and he's got a few facts off...

KiyaraSabel


Cecil Helden
Crew

PostPosted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 7:08 pm


Hey if I have facts off it's probably the Jehovah's witnesses faults

but feel free to change as much as you wan't those were just suggestions.
PostPosted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 11:14 pm


oh i forgot a bit of part four NEVER PLAY STRIP TAROT it always ends bad.

Cecil Helden
Crew


KiyaraSabel

PostPosted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 10:40 am


neutral I see...
PostPosted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 11:58 am


SoReal0
Anime Iowa con-goers, remember this?

The Mother's Prayer:

Our mother, who art in a box.
Jenova be thy name.
Sephiroth come,
Cloud be undone.
On Midgar as it is in Shinra.
Give us this day our daily Materia
and forgive us our status affects,
as we forgive those whose status we affect.
Lead us not into Omega Weapon,
but deliver us from the Knights of the Round.
For thine is the kingdom,
and the power,
and the glory, forever and ever.
In your name we pray,
OKAA-SAN!!!!

By the way, I'm not too sure who wrote that, just put it in the book of psalms, prayers, or whatever the hell we're calling it. xd


*Wild Laughter* Oh, man!!! rofl rofl rofl rofl I am SO going to say that in church!!! XDDDD Man-that's just way to funny!!! Wait....I think that might just land me in trouble.....>.> <.<.....oh-and I'm pretty sure that would be a basic prayer.....

FuzzWolfie


Saerenna
Crew

Hunter

PostPosted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 1:47 pm


Jehobo

5. Do the Hokey Pokey then turn themselves about cause really that is what its all about

SO TRUE!!! That seriously needs to stay part of it, because I have some great memories with the hokey pokey. It involved my job, though, and nothing really to do with JENOVA, but still.... We made all the boys do the hokey pokey before they could shoot BB guns, and then when me and the other range master went up during opening or closing and said something about doing a song, there was a collective groan and 'Noooo!' THen they cheered when we said, "Don't worry, it's not the Hokey Pokey this time" xd And we got other people to make the boys do Hokey Pokey, too! Like when they crossed the bridge, we had a 'ghost's' voice tell them to do the hokey pokey to cross, etc.

*sigh* Works over now... yesterday was my last day. Now I gotta find another job...
PostPosted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 1:55 pm


you should try to find one that isnt almost slave labor now.

Cecil Helden
Crew


KiyaraSabel

PostPosted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 2:10 pm


Saerenna
Jehobo

5. Do the Hokey Pokey then turn themselves about cause really that is what its all about

SO TRUE!!! That seriously needs to stay part of it, because I have some great memories with the hokey pokey. It involved my job, though, and nothing really to do with JENOVA, but still.... We made all the boys do the hokey pokey before they could shoot BB guns, and then when me and the other range master went up during opening or closing and said something about doing a song, there was a collective groan and 'Noooo!' THen they cheered when we said, "Don't worry, it's not the Hokey Pokey this time" xd And we got other people to make the boys do Hokey Pokey, too! Like when they crossed the bridge, we had a 'ghost's' voice tell them to do the hokey pokey to cross, etc.

*sigh* Works over now... yesterday was my last day. Now I gotta find another job...


I wonder if I could find the AC/DC hokey pokey... rolleyes
PostPosted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 3:38 pm


Jehobo
you should try to find one that isnt almost slave labor now.

Oh, I will. But it probably won't be as fun as the almost slave labor one. Like... working at the desk at a dry cleaners isn't going to be fun compared to shooting BB guns whenever I want.

Saerenna
Crew

Hunter


Cecil Helden
Crew

PostPosted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 3:40 pm


You could shoot a BB gun there you just might get fired.
PostPosted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 4:01 am


Yeah, fired~ I'll get a job someday, too, but I'm too young. Oh well, I value my youth...

Mariku -- Kitten


Saerenna
Crew

Hunter

PostPosted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 3:20 pm


Jehobo
You could shoot a BB gun there you just might get fired.

LOL, true.... I'd need a BB gun, though. *sigh* I don't know what kind of job I want. I'll probably apply at Izzy's, and see if the pet shop is hiring... I don't really want to work at an old people's home. Thankfully I'll have a very flexible schedule and will be able to work when other people around my age can't, 'cause they'll be in school.
PostPosted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 2:09 pm


Wooh another part

You shall not make or find for yourself or others an idol in the form or name of the calamity from heaven above or on the earth beneath or in the waters below. You shall not bow down to them or worship them; for I Jenova, the Lady your Mother, am a loving Mother, rewarding the children for the virtue of themselves, but showing pain a thousandfold what I brought upon the world { 2000 years ago} of those who hate me and worship other aliens. -Reunion 20

Cecil Helden
Crew


Cecil Helden
Crew

PostPosted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 2:20 pm


Prayer of the Advent Children
Come, long-expected Sephiroth. Excite in me a wonder at the wisdom and power of Your Mother and ours. Receive my prayer as part of my service of the Lady who enlists me in Mother's own work for reunion.

Come, long-expected Sephiroth. Excite in me a hunger for black water: cool aid in the water, cool aid in my home, cool aid in myself.

Come, long-expected Sephiroth. Excite in me a cell responsive to Mother's cells. I seek Her will so I can Reunite with gladness, singing and black water.

Come, long-expected Sephirith. Excite in me the cell and black water and cool aid it is right to bring to the Reunion of my Lady. Raise in me, too, drunken reverence for the Calamity who acted there, hearty gratitude for the life ended there, and spirited Reunion to join the Mother and Son.

I pray in the name of Sephiroth Soldier First Class, whose advent I hail. Amen.
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