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Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 8:08 pm
Ice Cream gone from the world to spite me.
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Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 8:33 pm
Jackolanturn, the marvel villian appeared, but no one really noticed.
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Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 4:50 pm
Krispy Kreme, a super models worst nightmare
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Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 7:58 pm
Latin then became the choosen language of bums as they began to tell epic poems for loose change.
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Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 12:31 pm
More and more people are realising "drugs are bad". (mmmk)
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Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 11:42 am
"No more ocelets." Said God and there were none among the forests or zoos.
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Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 9:10 pm
Over and over again, Ashton Kutcher TRIED to to take acting seriously...but couldn't cause he had the brain of a cherry pit.
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Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 8:36 pm
p***s was the only word Ashton could think of.
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Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 12:18 am
"QUIET!!!" said all of the world, "The world doesn't like you or your show, don't you know that?" asked the world.
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Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 6:09 pm
Reality in his mind collapsed, causing his head to implode.
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Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 7:01 pm
Sunday was his funeral, no one but his family showed up. and afterwards the had som taco bell
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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 5:57 pm
'That's hawt'. Said Paris hilton after a fun night with the corpse
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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:29 pm
Until she was stoned by many people, then she was burned alive at the bottom of a 100 year old portopotty.
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Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 2:18 pm
Vaguely, it seemed that even that death was too good for her.
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Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 10:08 am
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