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Snow White Jinx Vice Captain
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 Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 5:25 pm
bandaidd CREATION A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. " The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
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Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 5:29 pm
bandaidd This is a quiz for people who know everything! These are not trick questions. They are straight questions with straight answers. 1. Name the one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends. 2. What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward? 3. Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every year. What are the only two perennial vegetables? 4. What fruit has its seeds on the outside? 5. In many liquor stores, you can buy pear brandy, with a real pear inside the bottle. The pear is whole and ripe, and the bottle is genuine; it hasn't been cut in any way. How did the pear get inside the bottle? 6. Only three words in standard English begin with the letters "dw" and they are all common words. Name two of them. 7. There are 14 punctuation marks in English grammar. Can you name at least half of them? 8. Where are the lakes that are referred to in the Los Angeles Lakers? 9. Name the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form except fresh. Those are interesting.... do you know the answers? I am a very currious person.... question
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Snow White Jinx Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 5:39 pm
~xXx~Nikki4187~xXx~ *It is a crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church. Breaking this law is punishable by a fine of $500 and/or six months in prison. (Ms. Smith? This is the police, your dog has been arrested...) It's Mrs. Smith, Nikki. rofl
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Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 5:41 pm
Lady Sickness ~xXx~Nikki4187~xXx~ *It is a crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church. Breaking this law is punishable by a fine of $500 and/or six months in prison. (Ms. Smith? This is the police, your dog has been arrested...) It's Mrs. Smith, Nikki. rofl Oh yeah, thats your last name now!!... I just chose one at random...
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Snow White Jinx Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 5:45 pm
~xXx~Nikki4187~xXx~ Lady Sickness ~xXx~Nikki4187~xXx~ *It is a crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church. Breaking this law is punishable by a fine of $500 and/or six months in prison. (Ms. Smith? This is the police, your dog has been arrested...) It's Mrs. Smith, Nikki. rofl Oh yeah, thats your last name now!!... I just chose one at random... Funny how it worked out though. xd
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Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 6:23 pm
Remen woke up, sweating. "god, MOM? WHAT HAPPENED!" "they powers out dear!" "damn," he got up, quickly dressed, and drove to the city. he entered the central tower, "Sir?" "I gotta go to the controls, give me a line out of the city" "SIR!"
the very first tournament. that was over three years ago now, but remen could still remember it. it started at school...
"god damnit, why didn't you tell me that there was a tournament next week?" he yelled. "Damnit Ace, what do you want?" he yelled, when ace entered the room.
(mind you this is a continuing story, this is just the first part.)
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Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 8:02 am
Moving Testimony
Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven.
There, they are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning, what would you like to hear them say about you?"The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."
The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."
The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say, 'Look! He's moving!'"
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Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 8:03 am
~xXx~Nikki4187~xXx~ bandaidd This is a quiz for people who know everything! These are not trick questions. They are straight questions with straight answers. 1. Name the one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends. 2. What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward? 3. Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every year. What are the only two perennial vegetables? 4. What fruit has its seeds on the outside? 5. In many liquor stores, you can buy pear brandy, with a real pear inside the bottle. The pear is whole and ripe, and the bottle is genuine; it hasn't been cut in any way. How did the pear get inside the bottle? 6. Only three words in standard English begin with the letters "dw" and they are all common words. Name two of them. 7. There are 14 punctuation marks in English grammar. Can you name at least half of them? 8. Where are the lakes that are referred to in the Los Angeles Lakers? 9. Name the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form except fresh. Those are interesting.... do you know the answers? I am a very currious person.... question Yeah, I have all the answers. Does anyone want to take a poke, 1st?
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Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 8:04 am
heehee.... I love all these little jokes your putting up xd ...by the way the state site it called justafreak.com...
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Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 8:07 am
~xXx~Nikki4187~xXx~ heehee.... I love all these little jokes your putting up xd ...by the way the state site it called justafreak.com... cool, thankies. btw, do you think Teh is gone? She hasn't logged in for a couple of days. I guess we're not entertaining enuff, lol.
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Snow White Jinx Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 8:09 am
bandaidd ~xXx~Nikki4187~xXx~ bandaidd This is a quiz for people who know everything! These are not trick questions. They are straight questions with straight answers. 1. Name the one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends. 2. What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward? 3. Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every year. What are the only two perennial vegetables? 4. What fruit has its seeds on the outside? 5. In many liquor stores, you can buy pear brandy, with a real pear inside the bottle. The pear is whole and ripe, and the bottle is genuine; it hasn't been cut in any way. How did the pear get inside the bottle? 6. Only three words in standard English begin with the letters "dw" and they are all common words. Name two of them. 7. There are 14 punctuation marks in English grammar. Can you name at least half of them? 8. Where are the lakes that are referred to in the Los Angeles Lakers? 9. Name the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form except fresh. Those are interesting.... do you know the answers? I am a very currious person.... question Yeah, I have all the answers. Does anyone want to take a poke, 1st? I'll give it a shot... 1.? 2.? 3... tomatoes?... 4. Strawberries? 5.? 6. dwarf....dweeb?... 7.? 8. there are none? 9....melons?... I've never heard of canner,cooked, or frozen watermelons... Thats the best I can come up with...
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Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 8:10 am
bandaidd ~xXx~Nikki4187~xXx~ heehee.... I love all these little jokes your putting up xd ...by the way the state site it called justafreak.com... cool, thankies. btw, do you think Teh is gone? She hasn't logged in for a couple of days. I guess we're not entertaining enuff, lol. I dunno, I was wondering that myself...
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Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:48 am
~xXx~Nikki4187~xXx~ bandaidd ~xXx~Nikki4187~xXx~ bandaidd This is a quiz for people who know everything! These are not trick questions. They are straight questions with straight answers. 1. Name the one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends. 2. What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward? 3. Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every year. What are the only two perennial vegetables? 4. What fruit has its seeds on the outside? 5. In many liquor stores, you can buy pear brandy, with a real pear inside the bottle. The pear is whole and ripe, and the bottle is genuine; it hasn't been cut in any way. How did the pear get inside the bottle? 6. Only three words in standard English begin with the letters "dw" and they are all common words. Name two of them. 7. There are 14 punctuation marks in English grammar. Can you name at least half of them? 8. Where are the lakes that are referred to in the Los Angeles Lakers? 9. Name the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form except fresh. Those are interesting.... do you know the answers? I am a very currious person.... question Yeah, I have all the answers. Does anyone want to take a poke, 1st? I'll give it a shot... 1.? 2.? 3... tomatoes?... 4. Strawberries? 5.? 6. dwarf....dweeb?... 7.? 8. there are none? 9....melons?... I've never heard of canner,cooked, or frozen watermelons... Thats the best I can come up with... you did about as good as i did...lol...yay strawberries and dwarves! 1. The one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends . . . . Boxing 2. North American landmark constantly moving backward . . . . Niagara Falls (The rim is worn down about two and a half feet each year because of the millions of gallons of water that rush over it every minute.) 3. Only two vegetables that can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons . . . . Asparagus and Rhubarb 4. The fruit with its seeds on the outside . . . . Strawberry 5. How did the pear get inside the brandy bottle? . . . . It grew inside the bottle (The bottles are placed over pear buds when they are small, and are placed on the tree. The bottle is left in place for the entire growing season. When the pears are ripe, they are snipped off at the stems.) 6. Three English words beginning with dw . . . . dwarf, dwell and dwindle 7. Fourteen punctuation marks in English grammar . . . . period, comma, colon, semicolon, dash, hyphen, apostrophe, question mark, exclamation point, quotation marks, brackets, parenthesis, braces, and ellipses 8. The original lakes referred to in Lakers . . . . in Minnesota. (The team was originally known as the Minneapolis Lakers, and kept the name when they moved west.) 9. The only vegetable or fruit never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form but fresh. . . . Lettuce
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Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 12:59 pm
I'm not depressed, just a deep writer at heart.. Read if ya want.
Lone Wolf
Author: Shadow
Endlessly searching…
My pure and greatest desire is to find my home, apart from all others it shall remain, I am, endlessly searching…
Torn away from them, like paper I burn, burn with anger and despise. They who have pushed me away, let their guilt be felt upon them, as I feel mine! Undeserving of this cruel treatment, this cruel banishment to The Lands With No Names. It is here that my fate has been decided for me, a life of sorrow and regret.
You do not know me, for if You did, you were, and are mistaken. I take the form of sorrow and yet, somehow I am the Angel of Peace. When Dawn and Shadow meet, that is when I shall see the Light. Shy, You may call me, but invisible I am not. I am simply without feeling, oblivious to the pain I have long-since suffered from the hands of evil beings, from their thoughts and their minds. Torment and grief, they brought to me, but no longer can I sense, feel this threat. You do not know me, for if You did, You may find it seemingly impossible to recollect.
I was once visible to all eyes, the one who always cries. I was once there, as they are now, I once had a soul that could freely express, one that could freely care. In order to understand me, I must first gain Your trust, and You mine. Only then shall You, and You alone gain the key to my universe. The one place I’ve been living eternally and for all eternity I shall remain.
Love, is it really there, does it truly exist? If it does, I can’t feel it for I have been neglected, left in the solemn darkness of my mind. So this is where I currently reside, in The Lands With No Names, I am safe here, safe from those who had pushed me, pushed me to the far ends of the earth. I constantly wonder, is there anyone out there, anyone to hear my silent cry? This is where my life ends and where it is new to begin. A single soul has no meaning unless it is discovered by another, those who possess faith and the ability to purify another’s heat are those who may see me. If You can see me, please tell me I’m there, for I cannot feel even the presence of my own being. I have grown weary and numb, my search continues, but to no avail.
Can You hear me? Please someone, tell me that I’m there, for I cannot feel my fallen heart, I sometimes wonder if it’s even within. A crescent moon descends upon the dreary night sky, descends upon the place I once knew well. Clouds block my visibility; I can no longer rely on my sight. My heart has been crushed, so deeply, so swiftly. Does it still beat? My soul is the only thing that now guides me through that desolate, solemn world. I am a-stray lost and forgotten, my soul beckons to me, beckons to be free! Shall I allow it? I have no desire to release the only thing that still sheds Light to me. Are You trying to hide from me, why do
You do so? Why is it that I am feared by You, am I only misunderstood? Clear as the ocean, pure as the clouds that dance across the horizon, You must feel what is left to be false, You must never know, You must, and will gaze upon the dim Light.
I shall now show You, take my hand and step into my world, let me guide You to the place where eternity never ends. Do you trust in me? Have faith and I shall show You the way. My home, it is as some would say destroyed, yes and no, it has only been severed from my being. Forever sealed away against the Others, only for I will it grant entrance. I, and I alone. My howl, my cry of despair, it lingers on within the hearts of those who have betrayed me. My blood runs as fast as the rain, it races within me now, telling me to follow, to where, I do not know. Yet it persists, drives me ever so closer to the memories that lie within. A shadow has devoured me, I wonder…am I still alive?
Trust, is it possible to re learn, to re gain? If it is, please tell me, I need to know that someone cares, I need to know if Their ways have ceased. In my darkest deepest, thoughts, those of which I can re collect my soul. Foreign world, do not shield from me, for I am the Harmless one I cannot bring sorrow to You like you have done me. Lost and afraid, I am not, stolen, yes. I was long ago stolen, stolen from my beating heart. I am not Dark nor am I Light, I wish only to co- exist within the two worlds, but this, I feel has no possibility. The remnants of what, who, I once was have drifted, drifted across me, they are and always will be just out of reach. I grasp what little I have left, the part of myself that has not abandoned me. I grip it, grip it with the thought of losing all I once knew. Time has ceased to exist, has disappeared all together, along with my past.
You still do not know me, for I have not shown to You the secret door in my world, a door which You shall never see, unless I gain You admittance. Lull me to sleep, softly lower me down, for I am the Forgotten one, the one without name. My kin despise me for who I am, the Lone Wolf, who are You? The wilderness has overtaken me, I am dazed by all I discover, someone, hear my cry! Set me free! Do You fear me, if so, You may take Your leave, for I have nothing more to confess to You. A dozen tornadoes, one thousand hurricanes, I am slowly eroding; as each day passes a little more of me is washed away. I do not take life for granted, there is much for meaning to existence to that, but not mine. The blood within my veins runs rapid as the silk current of the river, the river that washed away my long forgotten tears. Claws shred at my soul, I cannot let myself be devoured! I will not give in! Fight, it is what I must do in order to survive, for I am, merely only a cast away. Darkness closes in on me, I know it is near, save me from who I’ve become! A nightmare is summoned, a fright realized, I am wishing it gone, but to no prevail. In the soft glistening snow I slumber, I am within it, safe from Them.
My Guardian has arrived to rescue me, and so now, I must depart. As I take my leave I keep You entranced, for I can hear Your thoughts before You speak them. Do You so wish to follow me, if so, I apologize but I cannot permit You entry through the secret door. It is indeed the one and only place to which my heart can be restored, the one place my soul can rest from all troubles past. All is behind me now, the Light of which I speak has finally discovered a way to my deepest depths, the deepest depths of my soul. Triumph is not a reward, but instead the ultimate sacrifice. In order to gain the key to my once undiscovered, untouched universe, You must first prove Your worthiness. Steal away from Yourself your triumph! Let all glory and pride cease! Find my key, and unlock my wall, my universe. I advise You now to turn away, go back from which You came. I do not need Your presence any longer, leave at once!
Guilt, is that what I now feel? How can I feel it if all my senses are destroyed, how then, please tell me. I have done many selfish acts, many of which I can never forget, many of which I’ll always regret. Rain falls as swift as my tears, I thought I could no longer cry, feel emotion, is this false as well? Light, I see Light in Your heart! Please take me with You, take me to the realm of which You reside! My sorrows have lifted, my pain gone, come Light and show me the path of which I seek, my home. Like a solitary mountain I exist in this world, my world, as the eagle soars so then do I. My place in society once un clear, is newfound! Almost there, I can feel my presence, my heart that is sounding a steady rhythm, I can see once again. Clouds that have once blocked my view have dissipated.
In my new found feelings I can’t help but wonder, have they changed their devious ways? If I try to return to Them, the pack I once knew, will I be accepted? Or am I to forever remain as dust blowing in the wind, a mere cast away? My soul is driving me forward, I know I belong somewhere, I am not sure if it is here, this place of desolate dreams. The dreams that I once held close to my heart have escaped, though I feel they are still nearby. To The Lands With No Names I was long ago banished, ever since then trust was not an option. To trust another meant to turn your back on yourself; to render your being defenseless. I have found that I can trust You, however I am unable to be entirely sure, it pains me so to see You go. Howling a desperate cry, that is how You are to leave me, do not abandon Your power of Light, it is a necessity to Your being. Faith in Yourself, You must keep, harness the power within. Dance underneath the full moon as I do, let Yourself become free, become one with me! Do not hide Your sorrows, for they are what hold You down, this I have learned.
Let Your mind be captivated, we are approaching the Link, the link that hides within my universe, the one that keeps me hidden. I am the Lone Wolf, I am the Solitude! Listen, hear Your heart, hear mine, they are the same. We are no different from one another! Paint with me the colors of the sky, the blues, whites and purples, call out to me that all is forgotten, the past, present and future. I have returned from the brink of extinction. I have come to join the pack, to be like the Others. Stare at me, why do You do so? Are You still frightened of me? Tell me this isn’t so! I wish to return to reality, to their realm, show me the path to the Light. Lucid is the Light, Dark is my universe, I must now destroy it, I must come back to life! Flashes of Light dance across the yonder , waiting to capture, to entrance me. Not yet, my deed is not done, I am unable to unlock the Link that lies deep within my soul, therefore, I shall send You away. Goodbye, I know now why You were sent to me, to guide me was Your purpose, of which Your attempts have failed, I’m sorry.
Endlessly searching… Will I find my way? Without Your Light, I am devoured by the Shadows, they have taken my back to my universe, I fear to reappear in Your realm, I am amongst mine, and there I shall remain. No being has ever entered here, for it is strictly forbidden, shallow is my heart. Once more, I cry into the long night, the Shadows, the Light, to which do I belong? I belong to neither, I am Twilight. I am able to co exist within the two realms of life, this I now see. You have set me free! The two realms have connected, a bridge formed there, in midst of my realm and Theirs. I am cautious to crossing it, fear envelopes me, I trust Them not. I give in, I let go of the bridge, and forever fall. I am still falling, descending, to where I do not know, but still falling. There is no one here save myself, I am alone once more… am I deceased?
Taken away.. was I...before I could learn to love, to trust? They who have betrayed me, They who have destroyed me I used to be like Them, I was only different in Their eyes. I do not belong here, this is not my home! I shall forever be in doubt, for now I see, there can be no home for me. I am the Solitary, I am the Silence, I am the Lone Wolf…endlessly searching…
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Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:22 pm
Ho' s**t.
I have a feeling my funds are gonna be low like... now.. o.o
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