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 Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 4:38 pm
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Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 7:09 pm
121. Use it to clean up the mess you made when you spat out a liquid that was almost, but not quite, exactly unlike tea.
122. If you have a few towels to spare, light it on fire. However, that would be bad for the towel.
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2005 8:12 am
123.
Making breaking up sounds when going over your cell phone minutes.
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2005 12:55 pm
124. Use it to wipe rain off of one's bicycle seat.
125. Use it to wrap around one's library books to protect them while biking home from the library in the rain.
126. (which is, of course, 42 times 3) Use it to dry oneself off after biking home from the library in the rain.
(obviously, I have just biked home from the library in the rain)
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Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 12:12 pm
127 - To try and soundproof doors, so you don't wake up the rest of the floor while watching Bill Bailey
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Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 2:37 pm
128- A makeshift umbrella when you can't get your cast wet.
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Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 9:05 am
129- Wrap it around your head when someone is about to tell you bad news- it blocks the ears.
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Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 9:10 am
130- Wrap it around a casserole dish to keep it warm on the way to a party.
131- oing beyond soaking in nutrients- some species (and several insects) will find it a tasty treat. mrgreen
132- Perfect camoflouge if you ever find yourself needing to hide in a towel cabinet.
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Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2005 11:47 pm
131- Quieting noisy screaming birds by merely placing it over the cage. domokun
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Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2005 1:28 am
wingnut the improbable 74. If both the marker and towel are washable, and you don't have a piece of paper, you can write stuff on it (but I can't see why you'd want to).
132 - You could take a towels on their last leg and make a new one.
133 - You could hold it over your head if you were trying to hide from a satilite.
134 - You could use it to hold on to a zipline for a quick get-away.
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Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2005 1:11 pm
135. Use it to make modern art! Towel origami, anyone? (there was an article in the paper about towel origami in the paper the other day)
EDIT: On the topic of modern art, I came up with some more. I'd do another post, but I hate to have two posts in a row... so here's 2 more uses for a towel:
136. Twist one end up, and you have a paintbrush.
137. Or if painting isn't your style, flick paint on the canvas with it for a splatter effect.
138. Use it to clean up the mess after doing 137.
139. Heck, you can use the towel as the canvas!
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Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2005 7:18 am
140. If you happen to be stranded in the middle of nowhere, you could build a fire and use the towel to make smoke signals.
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Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2005 5:54 pm
Quote: 131- Quieting noisy screaming birds by merely placing it over the cage. 141. In addition, you can use it to hold a rooster-crowing contest... I swear, they used to hold these at the county fair. You get a bunch of roosters, throw towels over their cages, and at a signal, whip 'em off and count how many times the roosters crow in 5 minutes. 'Twas very fun.
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 10:17 am
142. to make your very own ninja suit ninja
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 1:58 pm
143. Fan yourself off with it.
144. (You need two towels for this). Threaten your friend with one towel and then force them to fan you with the other. (Ick, it's s humid today; I would have done this but I only had one towel with me.)
145. Throw it at your cat for some brief but entertaining fun.
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