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 Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 8:19 pm
When life gives you lemoans, lemons, lemons... you make lemonadd, ade! Lemonade!
In the style of an auctioneer
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Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 8:22 pm
Whenlifegivesyoulemonsyouputthemupforauctionandyousellthemtothehighestbidderforashighapriceaspossibleand do youhear 21, 21, what about 22?22?nothenit's 21 going once....going twice...SOLD for 21 cents each to the young lady in the yellow hat.
In the style of the man in the yellow hat.
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Bogus_Burger Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 8:26 pm
When life gives you lemons, I'm going to leave them here on the table while I go out for a while, George. Don't get into trouble.
In the style of... a professional wrestler
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Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 8:30 pm
When life gives you lemons, put it in "the squeeze"
In the style of... the werewolf from the song "Werewolf in London."
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Bogus_Burger Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 8:43 pm
I'll double shot this one
When life gives you lemons... go to Lee Ho Fook's and demand they make you some lemon chicken to go with that big dish of beef chow mein
When live gives you lemons... try some with the catnip, it'll blow your mind.
In the style of... a spoiled, rich brat.
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Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 9:08 pm
When life give you lemons throw them on the floor and throw a temper tantrum because you wanted LIMES DAMNIT!
Next arrow Any character played by Dom Deluise
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Bogus_Burger Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 12:53 pm
When life gives you lemons... *starts laughing until he's out of breath and can't finish his statement*
In the the style of... someone playing D & D
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Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 8:13 am
When life gives you lemons, slice them in half and roll them on the table. then plan your next move depending on how many seeds are showing on each piece of lemon.
In the style of - an occupational therapist
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Bogus_Burger Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 12:36 pm
When life gives you lemons, find creative ways to integrate them into an exercise that will help people improve on their deficient fine-motor skills.
I was going to go with a specific OT, but I changed my mind.
In the style of... An English teacher.
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Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 6:55 pm
And power-hungry Slytherin loved those of great ambition...|> ---|Heehee! When life gives you lemons, answer the following questions:
- Who has been empowered/disempowered within the discourse of lemon-giving?
- What are the stereotypical connotations of the lemon and those who give/receive lemons?
Or:
When life gives you lemons, use Marxist criticism to analyse the process of lemon distribution and the inequal distribution of power in the lemon-giver's society.
Next! ...In the style of a medical student.|--- <|Slytherin Pride!
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Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 6:58 pm
When life gives you lemons, pretend to study them while lifting your C7 repeatedly.
(yeah, that was dumb)
In the style of... A principle.
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Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 7:56 pm
And power-hungry Slytherin loved those of great ambition...|> ---|A principle?
When life gives you lemons, how do you decide whether or not to accept them? What's the context here? Are you accepting them as a gift, or as a bribe?
Next: a principal.|--- <|Slytherin Pride!
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Bogus_Burger Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 9:48 pm
Awesome, that's even better than what I was thinking.
When life gives you lemons, hand them out to all the teachers as Christmas gifts. You just saved a whole lot of money!
In the style of... Atnas
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Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 11:42 am
When life gives you lemons, which were stolen from Childrens' homes, replace the lemons with other stuff.
(i think that's what atnas does... i can't really remember, BB)
in the style of.... a professional piano player
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