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 Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 4:01 pm
It's easy to be Chinese. Just...stretch your eyes horizontally.
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Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 4:35 pm
Well, and we'd have to start lessons... Like with Ocean.
We should have a thread that teaches Chinese. xD
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Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 5:46 pm
It would be insanely difficult to do, though.
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Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 8:24 pm
Yesssss. Chinese lessons for the win!
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Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 8:30 pm
Ooh... that sounds like fun.
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Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 8:31 pm
We just need you to get to learn how to say the four different tones.
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Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 8:32 pm
Tones? Like ringtones? blaugh
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Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 9:01 pm
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Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 9:53 pm
Haha. Ringtones. As if.
Well, you'll get used to it. You can't speak Chinese without it.
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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 12:51 am
Like... take "ma" for example.
It could mean "mother," "hemp," "horse," or "to admonish."
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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:19 am
I remember that in Cantonese, this one particular character meant either 'cookie' or 'sick'.
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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:04 am
That sounds confusing... what if you had some horribly contagious disease and everyone thought you were a cookie?
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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:30 am
Then people would eat me in hopes of attaining my essence of Asian.
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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:32 am
Then they'd get the horrible disease and cause a pandemic! After about half of the world's population dies, we'll blow ourselves up because we don't want to catch it...
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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:33 am
And Canada will survive because they have free health insurance.
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