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 Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 7:05 am
Oregon Trail. Everything was going swimmingly until Howie Meeker died of dysentery. Everyone thought it only proper that they stop playing games and mourn his death. Boris put on a sober black dress and offered Will Smith a black mourning veil, which he refused to wear. Angered by this blatant show of disrespect, Boris....
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Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 1:26 pm
...raised his Sword of Ha-Ha-Ha, his eyes flashing. The sword glinted in the light, flashing sparkles at the air. With a crash, Boris brought the sword whistling down on...
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Kibeth--Walker Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 11:25 am
a single blade of grass, shimmering with the last of the quiet morning dew. it was soon joined by a shy daisy, peeking its soft head out of the warm earth, it sent off it's sweet smell to awaken a round little bumble bee that was resting on a nearby leaf. The bee shook the sleep from it's wings and lazily buzzed over to the source of the wonderful smell. Alighting on the daisy's thin stem, the bumble bee stooped down and lightly...
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Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:24 pm
Kissed boris's cheek.
Boris started rolling around on the floor and forgot about mourning, he rolled and rolled until a baby came up and ate the bee.
Boris was so astonished at this baby that he took the baby and went to mexico. He named the baby
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Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 2:09 pm
Sally.
Sally grew up. She got a job. She sold seashells by the...
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Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 3:09 am
...pizza factory. Sally decided that the time had come to...
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Kibeth--Walker Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 11:17 am
...speak of many things. Of cabbages and sealing wax, and...
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Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 1:43 pm
purchasing chicken noodle soup at Safeway. Sally liked the word "noodle". So she got in her...
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Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 7:37 am
...noodle shaped van, and would often sing to her favorite song while driving. Her favorite song is...
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Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 12:12 pm
...'One Hundred Bottles of Beer on the Wall'.
The car would get so annoyed by this constant singing that is eventually...
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Kibeth--Walker Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 12:01 am
...so the noodle van exploded into a plethora of regatoni, which of course, attracted a few hundred birds...
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Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 11:17 am
who proceeded to pull out tiny little mops and buckets and start cleaning up the unsanitary mess. But just as they were finishing up...
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Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 7:16 am
a mafia of lobsters hobbled by. Since the head lobster had be distantly related to one of the noodles...
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Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 11:15 pm
...inter-marriage would be inappropriate.
Or would it? A lawyer was hired to research stuff on this, and what he found had a profound effect on the populace; so profound, in fact, that...
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Kibeth--Walker Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 12:21 am
...he was able to rewrite all human laws, which, of course, led to..
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