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Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 8:08 pm

1) Do not spike the guru's smoothie with wasabi
2) Do not dis the Firelord or his cronies while in the war-room unless you're willing to back it up
3) I will never hide Iroh's stash of dragon-blossom tea should he ever get some
4) I will never give Iroh the white jade plant and tell him it's dragon-blossom.
5) I will not tell the Blue Spirit that the Kabuki actors want their mask back.
6) Don't burn the forest of a Guardian down unless you can run really fast.

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 1:15 pm

Never ever ever spill Iroh's tea sweatdrop

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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 2:21 pm

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Never ever show them Zuko this http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i41/Darkfairy_13/Darkfairy_13/i_blame_you_by_Burnbadart.jpg

that's very amusing smile
I will NEVER take Appa without Aang's permission or without his knowing.
I will never play "Daddy's Hands" around Zuko.
I will never tell Zuko he has an ugly birthmark.
I will never braid Zuko's hair and put flowers in it while he's asleep.
I will never go into the Cave of Two Lovers without an instrument.
I will never call Zuko "Junior".
I will never anger the ocean spirit.
I will never ask Zuko to play the sungi horn.
I will never shave Zuko's head and paint and arrow on it while he is ill.
I will never challenge Toph to an Earthbending duel.
I will never make tea out of the White Jade flower.
I will never destroy vegetation in the swamp.

Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 12:17 pm

I will not play Deal or No Deal with the Fire Lord

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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 9:05 pm

7) When in Omashu, don't forget to use the mail-system as a roller coaster.
8 ) Don't use the alias Pipenpappenopsokopolis. The guards look at you funny.
9) Don't call Azula a whiny, stuck-up spoiled princess b****...at least, not to her face. burning_eyes
10) Don't make faces at Koh
11) Don't get into a staring contest with Koh.
12) Don't play poker with Koh.
13) I will not place bets on who would win in an Earthbending contest; Aang, Toph, or Bumi, unless I can ensure that they wouldn't find out about said betting.

Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 11:41 pm

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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 5:28 pm

-Never introduce the wonders of chemistry to Iroh.
-Zuko does not take well to playing the piano.
-Aang did not sink the Titanic... in any of his forms. And uh... Katara is not Rose... Zuko isn't Jack... *sigh*

Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 10:49 pm

*Do not threaten the Avatar's friends just because you want him/her to go into the Avatar State in order to whack on your enemies.
*Should you be so stupid as to commit the above, please make sure you don't begin talking about another attempt immediately after having your entire base's collective butts handed to you. Or ever, for that matter.
* (Not sure if this one's been done already) Don't attempt to give Toph a pedicure.
*When in a mystical swamp, don't go randomly hacking vines and branches. (Make sure you get that screaming bird, though.)
*Don't attempt to feed Slim bugs, because they're people food. (ICK!)
*When sampling another country's cuisine, don't smack your lips and declare that it tastes like possum-chicked--unless it is possum-chicken.
*Don't forget to stop by Aunt Wu's Fortune-Telling while traveling.
(*Don't insist to Sokka that her fortune-telling can predict everything)

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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 1:02 pm

Don't play hide and go seek with Zuko then poor cold water on him! sweatdrop

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 2:56 am

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Don't play hide and go seek with Zuko then poor cold water on him! sweatdrop

Unless you have marshmallows, chocolate, and graham crackers handy, anyway. sweatdrop

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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 8:09 pm

Do not take a water bender to Sea World!

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 8:14 pm

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Do not take a water bender to Sea World!

Why did I just get an image of a huge tidal wave going over the edge of the tank, with Shamu inside the wave, Katara sticking her arms up in the air and laughing madly at the base of the tank?

...Wow. It's weird how well I can picture that in my head.

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Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 4:32 pm

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Do not take a water bender to Sea World!

Why did I just get an image of a huge tidal wave going over the edge of the tank, with Shamu inside the wave, Katara sticking her arms up in the air and laughing madly at the base of the tank?

...Wow. It's weird how well I can picture that in my head.

true... confused

Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 9:22 pm

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Do not take a water bender to Sea World!

Why did I just get an image of a huge tidal wave going over the edge of the tank, with Shamu inside the wave, Katara sticking her arms up in the air and laughing madly at the base of the tank?

...Wow. It's weird how well I can picture that in my head.

With Aang trying to ride on anything from the Emperor penguins to the elephants. Oh, yeah.

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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 1:18 pm

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Do not take a water bender to Sea World!

Why did I just get an image of a huge tidal wave going over the edge of the tank, with Shamu inside the wave, Katara sticking her arms up in the air and laughing madly at the base of the tank?

...Wow. It's weird how well I can picture that in my head.

With Aang trying to ride on anything from the Emperor penguins to the elephants. Oh, yeah

yay and have Sokka riding a dolphin and Zuko a shark

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