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xxxxxGiOxxxxx

PostPosted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 5:23 am


Fantasy_Magick777
epicbb
oh yea, my reason for not being down, because i dont talk like a friggen ghetto retard!!!! My brain doesnt accept most slang.....i just cant swing that stuff. Trust me, my voice is ok, but throw some slang in there and i just sound weird.Unless im doin my drunkin raving.......tons of fun for everyone!!!!!!

LMAO! I'm the same way... pity i dont drink anymore or we could be drinkin buddies!
I'm 'suposedly' not down cuz
1. i got down right after milenko droped (i was supposed to be down b4 that)
2. Melinko is my fav cd so therefore I'm fake
3. I didnt go into the mosh pit at the hellz Pit concert
4. I dont like Esham
5. I like Zug (aparently i'm not supposed to)
6. I like Jumpsteady
7. I dont want to backyard wrestle (i would except i want to live sweatdrop and i know i'd get murdered out there)

yea thats why i'm not a juggalette. ******** THAT! I'm down till the grave and beyond muthaFaku!!! ninja



you might be a juggalette, but youre a liar.


you weren't listening to the great milenko at 9 years old. where were your parents? i doubt you.

as far as all these cats on here not liking esham.......man........Closed Casket is one of the wickedest albums of ALL TIME. if you can't appreciate that album, i don't appreciate you.


oh, but to stick with the topic:


1. I don't care about or believe juggalo "family". This is a hardcore fanbase whose fans are peaceful amongst themselves. You have an ICP shirt, and you like their music. THat's nice. However, I can't relate to you on other levels, so this "connection" and "family" is unfounded. ******** you.


2. I'm closed minded on several issues that I'm "supposed" to be open-minded about.


3. I STEAL PSY'S MUSIC. I spend several hundred dollars a year attending concerts and GOTJ. They don't need my money for their albums. s**t, artists who aren't multi-platinum don't make money on the record. They make their revenue from two things: touring, and merchandising.....if you don't think Psy knows this, check out hatchetgear.com, and explain to me why it's necessary to sell hatchetman flip-flops or an icp baby bib. also, ask yourself why they tour so much. don't ever think for a second that Psy doesn't collect maddd loot on every tour and GOTJ. They do.



4. I don't believe in any of the Dark Carnival mythology. The records are just dope, and I love 'em. That's it. I just love this music. I don't think of heaven/hell in terms of shangri-la/hell's pit, i don't care about a ******** butterfly, and Joe Bruce never had a dream which sparked ideas for all this. He's full of s**t.



5. I don't think faygo has any value othe than for throwing and for nostalgia (diet root beer tastes/smells like shows/gotj and makes me happy). Otherwise, I can't stand how glorified it is. The same kids who like faygo for it's ghettoness would never buy America's Choice or Fanta or whatever-have-you.



6. Do you plan on attending GOTJ? If so, budget your money, and make sure you have what you need to get your a** home. I'm tired of irresponsible ninjas splurging on merch and drugs, then on day 4, begging for food/gas money. Don't beg me for change, b***h! Be a man and handle your business.



tha-tha-tha-tha-that's about it for now. rofl rofl
PostPosted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 8:01 am


Huggalette
I've run into far too many morons. Mainly the morons who say they are Juggalos but list tons of reasons why I'm not one. Here are my favorites so far.

Because I won't show them my tits.
Because I'm black.
Because I'm fat. (ICP hates fat people so some kid told me. heh)
Because I'd rather finish up my college education during the summer than to the The Gathering.
Because I don't like ABK or Esham's music.
Because I haven't listened to anything psychopathic in months.
Because I can't stand Hell's Pit.


Anyone else got any reasons why your not really a Juggalo according to others?
blaugh

basically all of your reasons exept im Not fat ><
but yeah i agree with that one person
boys just like tits
& being a juggalo/lette
dose not necaraly mean you have to be fat -.-
atleast what i have heard....

Senpai Datenshi


Nero PsyKoTiX

PostPosted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:26 am


xxxxxGiOxxxxx
you weren't listening to the great milenko at 9 years old. where were your parents? i doubt you.

My mom had me listening to Alien Sex Fiend, Christian Death, Bauhaus, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Joy Division, New Order, and The Sisters of Mercy(among many other bands) when I was barely turning 5.
She also used to buy me Dimmu Borgir, Satyricon, Sigh(etc.) CDs when I was about 9-10.
Even now she buys me pretty much all the industrial/EBM I could ever want.

Some parents just like to be a little more lenient on their kids when it comes to music.
PostPosted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 1:26 pm


Nero PsyKoTiX
xxxxxGiOxxxxx
you weren't listening to the great milenko at 9 years old. where were your parents? i doubt you.

My mom had me listening to Alien Sex Fiend, Christian Death, Bauhaus, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Joy Division, New Order, and The Sisters of Mercy(among many other bands) when I was barely turning 5.
She also used to buy me Dimmu Borgir, Satyricon, Sigh(etc.) CDs when I was about 9-10.
Even now she buys me pretty much all the industrial/EBM I could ever want.

Some parents just like to be a little more lenient on their kids when it comes to music.



I would think that's pretty rare, though. Your mom sounds like she's a punk rawker.

xxxxxGiOxxxxx


Nero PsyKoTiX

PostPosted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 1:52 pm


xxxxxGiOxxxxx
Nero PsyKoTiX
xxxxxGiOxxxxx
you weren't listening to the great milenko at 9 years old. where were your parents? i doubt you.

My mom had me listening to Alien Sex Fiend, Christian Death, Bauhaus, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Joy Division, New Order, and The Sisters of Mercy(among many other bands) when I was barely turning 5.
She also used to buy me Dimmu Borgir, Satyricon, Sigh(etc.) CDs when I was about 9-10.
Even now she buys me pretty much all the industrial/EBM I could ever want.

Some parents just like to be a little more lenient on their kids when it comes to music.



I would think that's pretty rare, though. Your mom sounds like she's a punk rawker.

She was actually a batcaver at one point while she was living in Costa Rica and in New York.
I pretty much was raised in much the same way.
The black metal was all me though.
She couldn't stand the s**t, but I loved it.
I look back now and listen to that stuff and say to myself "Yikes, what the ******** was I thinking listening to this rubbish?"
rofl
PostPosted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 7:53 pm


some ******** comes up to me and says im not a juggalo cuase
i dont where "real" hatchetgear (i get my s**t from hot topic deal iwth it)
cause i ahvent been down as long has he has.
and cause i dont have a hatchet man chain

Rabbbit0318


xxxxxGiOxxxxx

PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:21 am


Rabbbit0318
some ******** comes up to me and says im not a juggalo cuase
i dont where "real" hatchetgear (i get my s**t from hot topic deal iwth it)
cause i ahvent been down as long has he has.
and cause i dont have a hatchet man chain



i gave this some thought, and tried to think about how i'd react. then i realized that there aren't any words for the situation.

you should've just whipped it out and started peeing on him.

that would be the proper response.
PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 5:05 pm


xxxxxGiOxxxxx
Rabbbit0318
some ******** comes up to me and says im not a juggalo cuase
i dont where "real" hatchetgear (i get my s**t from hot topic deal iwth it)
cause i ahvent been down as long has he has.
and cause i dont have a hatchet man chain



i gave this some thought, and tried to think about how i'd react. then i realized that there aren't any words for the situation.

you should've just whipped it out and started peeing on him.

that would be the proper response.

i give you props for that one my man

Rabbbit0318


Anghellic Royalty

PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:11 pm


I've seen Claas live he is pretty aight...
there is no true meaning of a lette or a lo as long as you down with the clown and run with da hatchet. you dont have to sport the gear. you gotta take in the message.
hells pit was a side just like some people dont like the Wraithe cd either which presented the heaven side
the tempest is a bad a** cd produced by mike e clark
but you might not like every cd but the majority is fresh
Twiztid is the s**t too seen them in concert a couple times

i never really dug Esham a whole lot or ABK but im a juggalo and cant no punk b***h tell me different
PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 12:13 am


I'd have to say that this is one of the most pointless topics in this guild... sadly I think I posted in it a while back...

Rage_Clown_of_the_Blade


InnocentlyEvil
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 6:46 am


Rage_Clown_of_the_Blade
I'd have to say that this is one of the most pointless topics in this guild... sadly I think I posted in it a while back...

Well, this thread was ancient history and I won't move it to the Cemetary, because it's the living dead now.
It was started back in '05, before most of everyone was here.

PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 10:37 am


I was here rofl rofl rofl

xxxxxGiOxxxxx


InnocentlyEvil
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 11:45 am


xxxxxGiOxxxxx
I was here rofl rofl rofl

And to you...

STOP ******** BRINGING BACK THE DEAD.
YOU ARE NOT A WITCH DOCTOR.
IF IT'S NOT ON THE FIRST PAGE, THEN IT'S BURIED.
LEAVE IT ALONE AND LET IT REST IN PEACE.

- Brought to you by the A.G.D.A.
A.G.D.A. = Anti-Grave Digging Association
PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 1:08 pm


1. I'm not fat ((some kid tell you ICP dont like fat ppl others claim all juggalettes are fat))
2. I don't listen to them on a daily basis
3. I love Hells Pit ((someone claimed that if you like Hells Pit your fake))
4. Never been to a concert
5. Rather not spend $500 to go to the gathering
6. I believe in God ((despite the fact that that is their message their are still the morons out there who think that bein Juggalo is about bein athiest))
7. My myspace isn't covered in hatchetmen
8. The 1st cd I think of to listen to isn't usually ICP...
9. I dont drink faygo on a regular basis, and quite honestly I dont care to.
10. I love Esham ((since he fell off accourding to some you are untrue if you listen to him))
11.I don't date a Juggalo
12. I listen to Eminem on occasion


wow....sux to be me I guess

KeLLy_Kayotik


InnocentlyEvil
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 7:22 am


Juggalette_baby
1. I'm not fat ((some kid tell you ICP dont like fat ppl others claim all juggalettes are fat))
2. I don't listen to them on a daily basis
3. I love Hells Pit ((someone claimed that if you like Hells Pit your fake))
4. Never been to a concert
5. Rather not spend $500 to go to the gathering
6. I believe in God ((despite the fact that that is their message their are still the morons out there who think that bein Juggalo is about bein athiest))
7. My myspace isn't covered in hatchetmen
8. The 1st cd I think of to listen to isn't usually ICP...
9. I dont drink faygo on a regular basis, and quite honestly I dont care to.
10. I love Esham ((since he fell off accourding to some you are untrue if you listen to him))
11.I don't date a Juggalo
12. I listen to Eminem on occasion

Welcome to my world.
Just add a bit more concerned about my future and how things are going,
and a little more bubble gum "punk" music in there.
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