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Tyler's only three months, so he doesn't have many funny incidents yet, besides the projectile vomiting into my face issue.

Though last night, my fiance was playing with him. Tyler was laying on the floor, giggling and kicking up a storm. Next thing I know, my fiance falls over onto the floor. Apparently he had gotten too close, and Tyler gave him a swift kick in the balls. My fiance wasn't very amused, but I was practically rolling.

LMAO! Isn't it great when daddies realize that a baby's leg is the most deadly thing in the world? Izzy is reminded of that almost daily when he wrestles around with little bit. Kids have this built in, "If I kick a man there, he'll make funny sounds and faces" radar.


Our recent funny story involves body parts. Recently, little one has realized that mommy is "bumpy" up top. She asks me what they are and I tell her boobies. Now she insists on running around yelling, "BOOBIES!!!" at the top of her lungs anytime, anywhere. Sometime she adds to the act by pulling up her own shirt and patting her chest. Mortification at its best.

Lissa likes...er wait LOVE LOVE LOVES to draw...on anything with anything, so I got her a magnadoodle awhile back.

Yesterday her and daddy were sitting in the hall and kept hearing him say "You need to share!" and then she'd say dadadadada! and scream at him.

I peeked down the hall and she's snatching the magna doodle away from him and walking away and then she sits down out of arms reach and ERASES the picture he drew! He then takes the little magnet stamper and stamps a heart on the thing and she SCRIBBLES over it and gets all pissy with him then she gets up with her magnadoodle and walks into her room and CLOSES THE DOOR on him!

I was like, well you shouldn't have tried to take it from her. He looks at me and gets all defensive and says, "She wasn't PLAYING with it, I picked it up and started drawing on it and she FREAKED out!"

and on the magna doodle note,

This morning I picked it up while cleaning up her toys while she was eating breakfast and she started screaming NO! and pointing at me. I was like what is your problem? And lo it was because I had touched her most precious of items.

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This is a good one! My 4 year old son insists he loves my "little" boobies. He has told the cashiers at the grocery store this. As well as the line of people behind me. But its not just the whole boobie he says, just the little part in front. Now how do you explain this? Can't pass it off from breastfeeding... he's 4. redface

When I was pregnant with my youngest, we waited quite a while before telling Cody (then 3) and Aidan (a year and a half at the time) because we figured the waiting and anticipation would be tough on them. Cody took the news of the new baby in classic big brother style. He stuck his thumb out at his brother and asked, "Are we taking this one back?"

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When Kinzie was about two and a half, she was totally fascinated by family picture albums and baby books. One day, she found her ultrasound picture tucked into her baby book. She came toddling up with it, held it up to the light, and said, "Look! A monkey!"

I tried to explain that it was not a picture of a monkey but a picture of baby Kinzie while she was still in Mommy's tummy. But as Kinzie had not gone through the process of watching my tummy get big with baby, the concept was a tough one for her to grasp. Her brothers by that age had felt baby kick, visited mommy in the hospital, and discovered the 'joys' of big brotherhood. She listened carefully while I explained about how babies grow in their mommy's tummy, how she had grown that way too, how this was a special picture taken before she'd been born... She listened, and looked at me, and looked at the picture, and looked at me, and looked at the picture... Finally, she pressed her little hand on her own tummy, looked up at me very seriously and said, "I have a monkey in my tummy?"

lol...my son makes all the teletubie noises...usually when were out and its most innapropriate stressed

heeeheee xd can't stop that testosterone asserting itself xd
Theo hugged a little girl at playgroup a while ago, and then he thought he might up the ante and give her a big smooch. She punched him so hard he fell flat on his bum- my poor little casanova.

Apparently he was quite shocked- he's never been refused a smooch before xd but he's pretty resilient, he's not nursing any deep-seated psychological problems because of it- but then again, you never know- Bella (thats the object of his affections) could well be paying his shrink bills in twenty years time xd