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[ Amputated Freckle ] Vice Captain
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 Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 6:07 pm
I have like no arm/upper-body strength And no stomach muscles 
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Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:33 pm
I have stomach muscles, but almost no arm muscles. You don't really need arm muscles in this modern world anymore... wink Which is why we need to train if we want muscles. Human beings in the past had more muscles, 'cause they needed to work, 'cause they had no machines or computers. I guess I'm just making up an elaborate excuse for not having strong muscular arms... sweatdrop
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Jing the King of Bandits Crew
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Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu Captain
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Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 2:41 am
Jing the King of Bandits I have stomach muscles, but almost no arm muscles. You don't really need arm muscles in this modern world anymore... wink Which is why we need to train if we want muscles. Human beings in the past had more muscles, 'cause they needed to work, 'cause they had no machines or computers. I guess I'm just making up an elaborate excuse for not having strong muscular arms... sweatdrop Actually, forearm muscles are far larger than ever before in the past, because we use our fingers and wrists so much.
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Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 11:10 am
*has no upper body strength*
Kicking people is better. :D
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[ Amputated Freckle ] Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 7:03 pm
But you need strength to not get screamed at by your evil, sadistic PE coach
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Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 1:28 pm
[ Amputated Freckle ] But you need strength to not get screamed at by your evil, sadistic PE coach :imitates elementary school PE teacher: YOU are belOOOW AV'RAGE! :imitates 9th grade PE teacher: What? No one gets negative scores on the flexibility test! No girl ever gets below a three! I got - 0.5.:imitates 10th grade PE teacher: Why are you just standing there? Wouldn't you rather run around and have fun? :imitates self: Fun? Fun like getting hit in the face with a ball? :imitates 10th grade PE teacher: :not listening: Yeah! See, doesn't that sound better? The only half-decent thing that ever happened in PE was archery. That unit was too damn short. >_<
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Jing the King of Bandits Crew
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Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 2:12 pm
Tavreynya [ Amputated Freckle ] But you need strength to not get screamed at by your evil, sadistic PE coach :imitates elementary school PE teacher: YOU are belOOOW AV'RAGE! :imitates 9th grade PE teacher: What? No one gets negative scores on the flexibility test! No girl ever gets below a three! I got - 0.5.:imitates 10th grade PE teacher: Why are you just standing there? Wouldn't you rather run around and have fun? :imitates self: Fun? Fun like getting hit in the face with a ball? :imitates 10th grade PE teacher: :not listening: Yeah! See, doesn't that sound better? The only half-decent thing that ever happened in PE was archery. That unit was too damn short. >_< You had archery? Wow... The coolest thing I ever had in PE was......... Was there ever anything cool? No, I don't think so. I think I always hated PE... It never stopped me from participating though... Sometimes... 3nodding
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Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 6:53 pm
Elementary school PE teacher: DON'T BE A NERD! MOVE THOSE FEET! NO WATER FOR YOU!
Middle school PE teacher: I don't exist! Wheeee!
9th grade PE teacher: COME ON, RUN! DO YOU WANT TO BE A WEAKLING? THAT'S JUST JOGGING, RUN! I DON'T CARE IF YOUR LEGS FEEL LIKE THEY'RE GOING TO FALL OFF!
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[ Amputated Freckle ] Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 6:56 pm
[ Amputated Freckle ] Elementary school PE teacher: DON'T BE A NERD! MOVE THOSE FEET! NO WATER FOR YOU!
Middle school PE teacher: I don't exist! Wheeee!
9th grade PE teacher: COME ON, RUN! DO YOU WANT TO BE A WEAKLING? THAT'S JUST JOGGING, RUN! I DON'T CARE IF YOUR LEGS FEEL LIKE THEY'RE GOING TO FALL OFF! Yes, PE teachers and I have had many arguments about the definition of "running." Finally I perfected a method of walking semi-fast with just enough bounce so that it looked like you were running but you weren't really. ...And it took as much effort as doing it for real. So I was forced to abandon my grand scheme.
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Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 6:57 pm
We ran for 2 minutes today and my heart felt like it was going to explode
I must be really out of shape
And I'm not fat, either!
I'm skinny!
I shouldn't be having so much trouble running!
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[ Amputated Freckle ] Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 6:59 pm
[ Amputated Freckle ] We ran for 2 minutes today and my heart felt like it was going to explode
I must be really out of shape
And I'm not fat, either!
I'm skinny!
I shouldn't be having so much trouble running! Ahaha. Yeah, most people think that skinny = in shape. It is a prejudice I have been battling all my life. I mean, yeah, I've run for an hour without stopping before and could theoretically do it again. But who the hell wants to?
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Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 7:02 pm
Not me
2 minutes left me gasping for water and air
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[ Amputated Freckle ] Vice Captain
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Jing the King of Bandits Crew
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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 8:51 am
Yeah, skinny means nothing. I'm waaay outta shape. I never do any kinda activities outside the house. Well, sometimes soccer for fun, but not enough to make me fit... sweatdrop
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Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 4:56 pm
Blahs, I won't have P.E. until junior or senior year. Me elementary teacher wasn't a tortuous fiend, but my middle school one was. But, he got suspended for kicking a cop. Hmmmmmmmsssssssss.
Ah dear, my body is wasting away, awwaaayy. I used to have some muscles in my arms, now they're barely there.
Pshhh, I'm no skinny person. I'm inbetween average and overweight, psh.
I'm blabbering, hurrah!
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Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 5:11 pm
My PE teachers were nice. D:
You could jog for a few minutes for the mile run, then walk the rest and they'd be fine.
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