Bobbovski
*sprays "Romani eunt domus" on your thread*
ninja Niko: What is this then? Romanes eunt domus, "People called Romanes they go the house"?
Bob: It-it says, "Romans, go home"!
Niko: No, it doesn't! What's Latin for "Roman"? [grabs Bobs's ear] Come on, come on!
Bob: Romanus!
Niko: Goes like?
Bob: Annus!
Niko: Vocative plural of annus is...?
Bob: Anni?
Niko: [writes] Romani. And eunt? What is eunt?
Bob: "Go"! Let-
Niko: Conjugate the verb "to go".
Bob: Ire; eo, is, it, imus, itis, eunt!
Niko: So eunt is...?
Bob: Third person plural, present indicative. "They go!"
Niko: But "Romans, go home" is an order, so you must use the...?
Bob: The... imperative!
Niko: Which is...?
Bob: I!
Niko: [twisting Bob's ear] How many Romans?
Bob: [yelling] I.. Plural, plural! Ite, ite!
Niko: [writing] Ite. Domus? Nominative? But "go home", it is motion towards, isn't it, boy?
Niko: Dative, sir!
[Niko promptly draws his swords and presses it against Bob's throat.]
Bob: No, not dative! Not the dative, sir! No! The... accusative, accusative! Domum, sir, ad domum!
Niko: Except that domus takes the...?
Bob: The locative, sir!
Niko: Which is?
Bob: Domum!
Niko: [writing] Domum... -um [sheathing his sword] Understand?
[Bob nods eagerly]
Now, write it out a hundred times!
Bob: Yes, sir, thank you, sir! Hail Caesar!
Niko: Hail Caesar. If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off!