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PostPosted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 5:26 pm



Okay, I got this this off of a Playboy magazine. xD I love the jokes in there.

A man stepped onto a bus with both pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blond. The puzzled blond kept looking at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after noticing her many glances, he finally said, "It's gold balls." "Oh," she said. "Does that hurt as much as tennis elbow?"


I'm a natural blond, and I normally tend to make fun of other blonde's more then others.

PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 2:24 pm


I went to the department store the other day. The lady who was working there got pissed at me. When she said "What size are you?", I said "Actual. This ain't a lie."

~Demetri Martin

I don't know if anyone posted this already, too lazy to look through these pages. ^^;

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 3:49 pm


Two doctors, a psychiatrist and a proctologist, opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors." The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to read, "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids." This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council, they
changed the sign to "Catatonics and High Colonics."
No go.
Next, they tried "Manic Depressives and a**l Retentives."
Thumbs down again.
Then came "Minds and Behinds."
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt Holes."
Unacceptable again!
So they tried "Analysis and a**l Cysts."
Not a chance.
"Nuts and Butts?"
No way.
"Freaks and Cheeks?"
Still no go.
"Loons and Moons?"
Forget it.
Almost at their wit's end, the doctors finally came up with: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends."
Everyone loved it.
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