KakaxIru moments

[Kaname Kyoto]

The Black Poker Chip

*points to online mansex* Right here! ^_^ It is nice to have fellow yaoi fans... even if they are scary deadly ANBU memebers! ^_^ If you promise to stop killing alchemist-san I will let you look on with me!

He said he'll stop.  

[C h i p p y]

Than welcome to the mansex! *whisperes to self* and while the others are distrated with the mere fanfiction, I will watch real life mansex! The others will only get the made up stuff while I watch the acuall Kakashi and Iruka! moahahahhaha all for me! all for me!

 

[Kaname Kyoto]

The Black Poker Chip

Than welcome to the mansex! *whisperes to self* and while the others are distrated with the mere fanfiction, I will watch real life mansex! The others will only get the made up stuff while I watch the acuall Kakashi and Iruka! moahahahhaha all for me! all for me!

*glues self to your back*I WANTS MY MANSEX! HOW DARE YOU DISTRACT ME! scream  

[C h i p p y]

OH NO! I HAVE A MANSEX ADDICT ON MY BACK! SOMONE CALL THE POLICE! ANBU! TSUNADE DAMMIT JUST GET IT OFF! *tries to shake you off* It wont work! I must use fist to back ressesitation! *starts trying to punch back but can't reach*

 

[Kaname Kyoto]

The Black Poker Chip

OH NO! I HAVE A MANSEX ADDICT ON MY BACK! SOMONE CALL THE POLICE! ANBU! TSUNADE DAMMIT JUST GET IT OFF! *tries to shake you off* It wont work! I must use fist to back ressesitation! *starts trying to punch back but can't reach*

MUAHAHAHAHAHA! GIVES ME MYS MANSEX!  

[C h i p p y]

Fine. Take the mansex. I know when I have been deafeated. *gives you tape of Kakashi and Iruka mansex* At least I have ....

1,000 more copies of doom!

 

[Kaname Kyoto]

The Black Poker Chip

Fine. Take the mansex. I know when I have been deafeated. *gives you tape of Kakashi and Iruka mansex* At least I have ....

1,000 more copies of doom!

....if i bring food, could I come watch them at your house?  

[C h i p p y]

If you bring popcorn... We can also watch Iruka danceing to broadway hits! *holds out a vidioe cassete* Or we can watch it on Dvd and have a look behind the scenes on how I acually got him to do it in the first place! ^_^

 

[Kaname Kyoto]

The Black Poker Chip

If you bring popcorn... We can also watch Iruka danceing to broadway hits! *holds out a vidioe cassete* Or we can watch it on Dvd and have a look behind the scenes on how I acually got him to do it in the first place! ^_^

LET'S DO THAT! xd We could also watch 'Iruka does Tokyo'*I had another idea like that but it was for Gravitation*On DVD and go behind the scenes and find out how I got him to do something as ludicrous as THAT.  

[C h i p p y]

YES! And we can also have a Iruka fashion show where we force him into embrassesing dresses and cat and bunny suits! ^_^

 

[Kaname Kyoto]

The Black Poker Chip

YES! And we can also have a Iruka fashion show where we force him into embrassesing dresses and cat and bunny suits! ^_^

YAY! And I already have one dress I saved JUST for him. *pulls out one of those really skimpy dresses with large slits everywhere*  

[C h i p p y]

YEASH! TEH SKIMPY DRESS! twisted Ruka chan! Come over here so we can force you into sluttish dresses and force you into mansex! scream

 

[Kaname Kyoto]

YAY! 4laugh *runs to get her bishie catcher*  

[C h i p p y]

*goes up behind Iruka, and catches him in giant net* COME MY DOLPHIN OF YOUTH! WE MUST HAVE YOU SWIM INTO THE OHRIZON OF MANSMEX LOVE WITH KAKASHI!

Iruka: Another dolphin joke? God you people have no life.

STFU N00B AND GET ON WITH THE MAN SEX!

 

[Kaname Kyoto]

Cassie:Hey, I have not made ANY Dophin jokes...on the web.

Iruka:But that means you atill do.

Cassie:Yeah, BUT IT WAS ONLY ONCE! gonk

Sanzo:Try five.

Iruka:WHAT?!

Cassie:OH SHITE!*runs*