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 Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 1:55 am
Velvetnight Crumpet Lord Timelady42 Bajazette Velvetnight Bajazette I'd sing the new Australian anthem goes like so: Australians all let us rejoice
The weekend now is near
We've worked all bloody week for this
Dear god lets get a beer
Our desks abound in paper work
Our hands are stained with ink
In desperate stage, we'll fly the cage
Advance to Friday drinks!!
With joyful strains, destroy our brains
Advance to Friday drinks.
Beneath our radiant local sign
We toil with glass in hand
To be the one to skull the most
Fall down, or lose your pants
Tequila shots, we'll take the lot
That guy behind us stinks
Beer goggles on it's time to run
Go home for Friday drinks
Spew rumb stains and vodka trains
I'm done with Friday drinks!!!lol. where did you get that one? my mum surprisingly your mum sounds interesting. My mums an oompa loompa. she said so herself. I wAs an ooompa loompa in the school play! no, not Charlie and the chocolate factory, joseph and the amazing technicolour dreamcoat. Inicidentally, in the bible it was a brown coat with long sleeves, but anyway... We all had to wear make up to go on stage. Orange make up. (I wore more than anybody else and still looked white on stage. We should have done dracula) and garish T-shirts, and I was also an ishmaelite and had to wear a green wig. So, garish orange T-shirt+ orange face+ green wig and badda bing badda boom, oompa loompa. thats cool. our school did grease as a play. i was a stage hand so i could boss the actors around. in our last perfomance (last night) we were changing the scene durning black-out and the crowed started cheering for us. it was weird. thats a good crowd. like the ones at tennis matches. with irish people. they do mexican waves and the chicken dance. justin went to one of them.
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Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 2:09 pm
I would get timelord dna, then touch it, making it like me like in that episode with Van Staten. Then it would be like me and kill itself.
Or I would stick it infront of Torchwood's Jafaa sun glider laser and fire the laser, blowing it to pieces.
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Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 5:40 am
Smother its eyepiece with yummy foods, then hire some natives to use ropes to fling it down an elevator shaft. "HELP ME! HELP ME! I CANNOT SEE THE ENEMY! HELP! HELP!" *boom*
Meh, it worked in that film.
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Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 5:48 am
i would run upstairs in go into my attick that has a detractable roof. the i would pour water on it xd or throught dinomight on it wich ever is more effective 3nodding
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Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 2:40 pm
I would either frisbee my hat over its eyestalk and push it into a wall with an explosive (handily left lying around by Davros) attached ((Destiny of the Daleks)) or put a cork in it's eggwhisk, I always wanted to do that!
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Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 4:00 am
This thread is a bit dead, nevermind. I'd strike it down wiith a deadly jelly baby!!
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Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 7:58 pm
Jettrick They could in the Dalek Invasion of Earth 2000 and whatever the year was o.O That must have been fairly awesome to see in the cinema 3nodding Anyhoos I'd have to favour the old 'blanket over the head and shove it in a dark cupboard somewhere' routine. I don't think they've yet found a way to manipulate doorknobs =D you mean besides blasting it away? Id probably shove it into the funhouse mirror place....thats what one of the doctors did. It got stuck in a dead end shot its lazer numerous times, and hit itself by accedently bouncing it off the mirrors.... I think the gun looks sorta like an eggbeater...I laughed the first time I saw it...
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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 8:27 pm
I'd ask it to beat eggs with its blaster and unclog toilets with its plungery facesucking thing and iron clothes (their bottoms are shaped like irons, I swear!) until it decided to go exterminate someone less annoying. 3nodding
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Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 11:20 am
Well for me, I'd probably own the place where the dalek is, and a dream of mine is to sleep under the stars... but not freeze to death. So assuming I'm clever enough when I'm older I'd press a wee button on an remote in my pocket, and the ceiling would seperate, by sliding left or right. And the dalek is probably visiting me in se summer, and in the midday, when the sun is out. The sun would fry the darleks defences so I could contact it. Then I'd press a button on me wee remote, and the ceiling would come back on. Then I would put the central heating on ((Because if I could afford a moving cieling, then I could probably afford central heating)) and will put it to -30oC. I'd open all the freezers and fridges, and wrap myself warm. The metal on the dalek would expand from the heat, and contract with the cold. Then! I would get a massive water gun, ((which ofcourse would be lying around and filled up!)) and squirt the dalek. The water would go in the cracks made by expanding and contracting. I'd also squirt it on it's eye piece so it would get scared. Now, you may think it could attack me with it's wee weapon. Well, it wouldn't ^^ Then I'd keep opening and closing the cieling, making the dalek hot and cold, expand and contract, then! Finally I'd squirt it with water, and the water would go to it's system, and it would buzz ap.
Wow, that's alot of typing 0_o
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 6:16 am
I'd get into a dalek costume and try to convince it that I was a dalek too.
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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 2:51 pm
I'd would destroy the laser somehow and then ride it.
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Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 1:10 pm
I would wrap my scarf around it, cover the eye stalk thing, and then watch as it falls off a cliff, into a pit of fire, and then explodes. And I would keep the lazer because I riped that out before it exploded.
And then I would shoot some cybermen. And maybe the master too.
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Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 12:06 pm
[x] Natasha [x] I'd get into a dalek costume and try to convince it that I was a dalek too. LOL!!!!
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Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 1:32 pm
I would firstly improve my dalek impression. Then i would repeat it to confuse it and it's head would implode.
Like this
It: EXTERMINA...
Me: EXTERMINATE!
It: All lifeforms will be anniha...
Me: All lifeforms will be annihalated!
It: *implodes*
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Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:50 pm
Crumpet Lord I would firstly improve my dalek impression. Then i would repeat it to confuse it and it's head would implode. Like this It: EXTERMINA... Me: EXTERMINATE! It: All lifeforms will be anniha... Me: All lifeforms will be annihalated! It: *implodes* Like that would work..... mrgreen
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