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 Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2022 11:33 am
Pineapple Carter is turned into pineapple juice as he picked up and brought down with the champion's take on the stunner that sends him out of the ring through the middle rope as Damita drops Mary with her belly to back uranage called the Ore Ga Damita and Damien clotheslines Corey over the top rope, leaving the four to stand tall in the middle of the ring.
Snypa asks for a mic and receives it, finally able to speak when the crowd relaxes.
"Three years. Three years. That's how long ago it was when I lost my very last match to the man who ended my career, who also happens to be the same chav in charge of this company."
The crowd boos at the mention of Cartwright.
"See, it seems like when you try to be decent to Cartwright and let sleeping dogs lie, those dogs come back to bite. I tried to be the bigger man and stay away from wrestling, but I had a feeling something wouldn't be right."
Damita takes the mic.
"Which is why we're here. See, when Drako gave the boss what he deserved at Halloween Havoc, we knew there'd be some flack for him to catch. Just look at who he brought in to stack the deck."
And the mic is passed to the other man who, little does anyone remember, was the first of the family to defeat the Extraordinary Englishman.
"Yeah, hanging around here tonight paid off. See, Cartwright didn't tell y'all who those three goofs are but we will. He didn't tell you their last names. We wanna introduce y'all to Pineapple Carter Cartwright, Corey "Theta" Cartwright and Mary Cartwright-Haynie, Jed Haynie's ex-wife. The boss brought his cousin, big brother and sister to do to Drako what he ain't go the balls to."
Snypa takes the mic.
"Aren't these guys known collectively as... Cartwright Strong Style?"
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Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2022 12:42 pm
Staff Member Russo grabs a microphone to loud boos.
SMR: "Bro, as the representative of Cartwright Strong Style, I have to tell you all that we didn't sign-up for this!"
The crowds booing continues as Staff Member Russo begins to lead The Cartwright's up the ramp.
SMR: "But bro, it looks to me like you all have made a choice tonight.
You all want to watch Drako's back bro?
Drako thinks that it is a good idea to attack me, The King of New York, bro?!
Well bro, that means that you have a problem with all of us!
The World Wrestling Federation Guild is The Cartwright's World and bro, we will kick you all out of it if we want to!"
Staff Member Russo gives a furious glare towards everyone inside the ring.
Pineapple looks like he is waiting for the dentist, he is so in to this.
Corey is making wild pointy motions with his fingers towards everyone in the ring.
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Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2022 12:50 pm
Damien takes the mic and moves to the ropes.
"Hey, Shitstain. Why don't you try kicking me out of your world yourself? I don't wrestle anymore, but I guarantee I could do something I've been wanting to do since I was 16. What do you say, bro? How about you get your a** in this ring and for each and every wrestling fan over the age of 25, I singlehandedly make you pay for every crime you've ever committed against professional wrestling?"
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Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2022 1:00 pm
Staff Member Russo isn't sure, but Cartwright Strong Style whisper various ideas in to his ear.
SMR: "You know what bro?
As a former World Heavyweight Champion, why should I be worried about some retired wrestler?
I tell you what bro.
We can have a match, but you have to accept my terms and conditions.
If you really want it, if you really want to do it for these MARKS in the crowd bro, you know what to say!"
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Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2022 1:07 pm
Damien rolls his eyes, pretty sure he's gonna get led into a trap of some sorts.
"Start talking. What hoops do I gotta jump through to bash your skull in?"
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Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2022 1:13 pm
Staff Member Russo puts his right hand on his heart.
SMR: "Bro, I swear to you now bro, like my life depends on it bro!
No hoops bro.
Because even though I don't know you, I already hate you bro.
It's just a match that is fitting for such an occasion."
Pineapple gives Staff Member Russo a nod to tell Damien.
SMR: "Bro, if you want a piece of my fine a** body bro, then you have to accept...
...Russo's Revenge bro!"
Not the worst War Games match in WCW history!
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Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2022 1:22 pm
Damien howls in laughter, because he remembers the Russo's Revenge match as a teenager. The worst War Games match in wrestling history and to boot, this match featured the triple cage from the worst professional wrestling movie known to man, Ready to Rumble. Just when the retired athlete is about to answer, his violent younger brother snatches the mic.
"Fine, we accept under one condition... bro."
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Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2022 1:34 pm
Staff Member Russo acts like he is hard of hearing.
SMR: "Excuse me, bro?
You think you get to issue conditions bro?
I guess he doesn't really need the match bro!
So long bro!"
Staff Member Russo continues walking up the ramp to leave the arena.
Corey steps in-front of him with his pointy fingers.
Corey: "Let's hear it!
I want to know!
It can't be as bad as anything I ever did in Japan!"
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Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2022 2:05 pm
Snypa rolls his eyes, knowing Staff Member Russo is indeed a coward and reacts just as predictably.
"So much for the almighty Vince Russo being a former World Champion. I thought you were tough. This is your match, right? You've got nothing to be afraid of since you hold the advantage. Our condition was simply this: we accept your challenge but YOU get to be the first entrant with my brother. Remember, you're not worried about some retired wrestler... bro."
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Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2022 2:38 pm
Staff Member Russo's face says it all as the crowd cheers.
Pineapple: "You said no hoops."
Staff Member Russo rolls his eyes as Pineapple kindly reminds him of what he said earlier.
Corey: "You've been way more active as a wrestler and member of the wrestling community than this guy!
It will be a piece of cake!
You are The King of New York!"
Staff Member Russo puts on a brave face as he looks back at Damien.
SMR: "Alright bro.
I am a man of my word bro.
You are going to have the biggest beating of your life at the hands of Staff Member Russo bro!"
He talked himself in to it!
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Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2022 2:52 pm
The three Aces smile wickedly as the worst War Games match in history has been made and this time, Staff Member Shitstain has no way out.
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