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Ways to Annoy your Roommate (for all you's guys with roommates!)

-Administer last rites as s/he sleeps.
-Adopt an iguana. Collect the skin peelings. Give them to your roommate as a peace offering from Peter (the iguana).
-Always flush the toilet three times.
-Announce everything you do as a group activity. (i.e. "We're going to bed now.")
-If your roommate fails to do whatever you said, accuse him/her of not being a "team player."
-Announce on the answering machine that your roommate has moved out. Tell anyone who calls for him/her not to call here anymore.
-Arrange thirteen toothbrushes of different colors on your dresser. Set one aside from the rest. Laugh hysterically at the one toothbrush. When your roommate asks about it, refuse to discuss the situation.

-Arrange your pillows and blankets every night to make it look like you are asleep. Do this for three weeks. Buy a cantaloupe and a knife. Stick the knife in the cantaloupe. Lay it on the pillow where your head should be.
-As soon as your roommate turns the light off at night, begin singing famous operas as loud as you can. When your roommate turns on the light, look around and pretend to be confused.
-Ask your roommate if Bob, your invisible friend, can stay the night. If s/he agrees, ask your roommate if s/he can turn down the music. Explain that Bob has a headache.
-Ask your roommate if your family can move in "just for a couple of weeks."
-Ask your roommate to pose for a portrait. Leave.
-Become a mime. Nothing is more annoying than a mime.
-Become a secret agent for a week. (Eat every piece of paper after reading it. Accuse your roommate of stealing the secret plans to the world's greatest battlestation. Carry a gun. )
-Become a Trekkie. (Talk to your communicator. Tell Scottie to beam you up and run quickly from the room. If your roommate asks, tell him/her "Dammit, Jim, I'm just a doctor!" )
-Become your own twin brother and tell your roommate that you and your brother never appear in the same place at once. Tell your roommate the same thing again after leaving and coming back into the room.
-Begin to accumulate a used gum ball. Weigh it every day. Accuse your roommate of stealing gum.
-Borrow your roommate's clothes. Offer to wash them, then act like they were yours all along.
-Bowl inside the room. Set up tournaments with other people in the building. Award someone a trophy. If your roommate wants to bowl too, explain that s/he needs bowling shoes.
-Break the window with a rock. If your roommate protests, explain that you were hot. Open and close the broken window as you normally would.
-Bring in potential "new" roommates from around campus. Give them tours of the room and the building. Have them ask about your roommate in front of him/her, and reply, "Oh, him/her? S/he won't be here much longer."
-Bring several dogs to your room. Hold conversations with them whenever your roommate comes in. If s/he complains, tell him/her s/he is being prejudiced on the basis of your friends' species. Call him/her a bigot.
-Build a fort out of beer cans. Refuse to come out until you are granted audience with Zontar, High Lord of Saria 3.
-Build a snowman out of big balls of toilet paper. Throw water on it and begin to cry that the snowman is melting.
-Build a snowperson with your roommate and place a hat on its head. When it doesn't come to life, cry hysterically, "It didn't work!"
-Build an antfarm. Let your ants have "jailbreaks". Then ask your roommate to help you hunt down all the renegade ants.
-Burn all your waste paper while eyeing your roommate suspiciously.
-Burn candles at night. Yell at your roommate if s/he turns on any light and claim that they'll scare "your friends" away.
-Burn incense.
-Buy a bunch of T-shirts with flamboyant designs. Wear them inside out. Look in the mirror often and say, "This looked so much better in the store..."
-Buy a copy of Frankie Yankovic's "Pennsylvania Polka," and play it at least 6 hours a day. If your roommate complains, explain that it's an assignment for your primitive cultures class.
-Buy a copy of Helter Skelter or Silence of the Lambs or any equally gruesomely titled book. Sit in a room with your roommate and read the book (or pretend to) with a highlighter mumbling, "That looks good..." as you highlight passages in the book.
-Buy a gerbil. Go into your room and close the door. Hide the gerbil in the closet, and then giggle and squirm uncontrollably for the rest of the day.
-Buy a gun. Clean it every day. One day, put a Band-Aid on your forehead, and refuse to discuss the gun ever again.
-Buy a jack-in-the-box. Every day, turn the handle until the clown pops out. Scream continuously for twenty minutes.
-Buy a lamp. Tell your roommate it's a magic lamp, with a genie inside it. Spend a week thinking about what to wish for. At the end of the week, report that someone has released the genie from the lamp. Blame your roommate.
-Buy a lava lamp. Stare at it for hours, imitating its movements with your face. Explain to your roommate that you have established a connection with the spirit world through the lava lamp. Tell your roommate that "Grandma said 'hi.'"
-Buy a lobster. Pretend to play cards with it. Complain to your roommate that the lobster is making up his own rules.
-Buy a McDonald's "Happy Meal" for lunch every day. Eat the straw and the napkin. Throw everything else away.
-Buy a plant. Sleep with it at night. Talk to it. After a few weeks, start to argue with it loudly. Then yell, "I can't live in the same room with you," storm out of the room and slam the door. Get rid of the plant, but keep the pot. Refuse to discuss the plant ever again.
-Buy a snake. Give it free reign of the room.
-Buy a telescope. Sit on your bed and look across the room at your roommate through the telescope. When you're not using the telescope, act like your roommate is too far away for you to see.
-Buy a watermelon. Draw a face on it and give it a name. Ask your roommate if the watermelon can sleep in his/her bed. If your roommate says no, drop the watermelon out the window. Make it look like a suicide. Say nasty things about your roommate at the funeral.
-Buy an inflatable doll. Sleep with it.
-Buy as many back issues of Field and Stream as you can. Pretend to masturbate while reading them.
-Buy copies of Playgirl if you are male, or Playboy if you are female. Read the magazine very slowly. If your roommate comments, grin and say, "I bought it for the articles."
-Buy forty two-liter bottles of generic soda. Dump out one bottle. Every time you drink a bottle, piss in the empty one. Do so until you have thirty-nine bottles of urine. Complain to your roommate that generic soda tastes awful.

........I hate you... =_=' lol

That sounds fun. Nehaha! Or say 'Watch out for that, oooo ahhh, tree! " XD

I was watching T.V Guide for some odd reason and some person is a prankster on some show. She put a fish head in a box and wrapped it up in nice wrapping paper and gave it to a little boy. OO -grins- Sounds like a stalker occupation.

-Hog the computer so that you can watch yaoi on it. ((-evil grin-)) Extra points if you're a guy and you do this. ^^

According to Kalsu, look at random people and start yelling 'CLEAN IT UP!' at them. It pisses people off to be told to clean something thats not there or that they didn't do. ^^