[PRP]Indecision Rep + Mark

[Baneful]

"I guess they are pretty good that way then." he said. "You either die or stay here." he nodded. "Think I can live with that." He smirked at Mark. "I WISH I'd been ******** thrown out of division, being thrown out is hell of a lot less embarrassing than having to leave because you can't handle it." He still couldn't bear too much about Sun division because he let it down.

"The suit. Sure." he didn't seem to bothered by the fact he didn't have anything else to wear. He stripped down to his underwear without too much hassle, shrugging at Mark. "You've gotta give me your coat though." he said. "Fair trade."

 

[Zoobey]

"Yeah well, it happens," Mark tried, doing his best to be sympathetically unsympathetic. "I think like, Sun division actually has the highest ratio of uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-"

Mark was having a critical error and then just stared at Rep, entirely less flabbergasted and more incredulous. "Dude, you're supposed to cover those up. Aren't you supposed to wear like at least some form of sexy lingerie for your-" he made motions towards his own chest as if he had boobs as well.

With a deep sigh, the Death assistant finally took off his coat and practically tossed it to Rep. "Look, you can't just- do you two like, mind?"

- The two Mist hunters just continued their journey down the lighthouse path without looking back.

"Right, you can't just," he gestured at Rep's everything, "this you know. Do you even like, have any lady clothing?"

Baneful

 

[Baneful]

Rep looked down at himself and back to Mark. "Tch." he said. "That's a bit prudish of you man." It was pretty ******** ridiculous to him that women were expected to cover up their upper half when he'd spent a good slice of his recent life with his chest bare about seventy percent of the time without anyone caring one whit about it. ******** double standards.

He took the coat and wrapped it around himself with begrudging modesty, not phased one bit by the passing mist hunters who wisely didn't get involved. "No." he said. "I don't have any ******** lady clothing because I was a ******** man, and married to also a man. I don't even know what ******** women even wear these days. I have a bra I got, a pair of trousers from the quartermaster and that's it."

 

[Zoobey]

"Well when I had double D's I totally wore at least something way sexier," Mark said, entirely having blacked out what had actually happened to him during that time (he spent most of it blacked out). "Well I mean in general I was sexier too."

With a deep sigh, he began to head back towards the Lighthouse. "Fine, put your stupid clothing back on I am not like, going to rest until you get sexy." He rubbed his bare arms a little at the chilly wind pressure. "The things I do around here, I'm totally taking this off our division budget, it's not like we use it for anything anyway."

Baneful

 

[Baneful]

"I think that time I ended up in a wee tiny bikini." he said. Though there had been a beach. "That was a lot less like my actual body though, it was like being a cat or something, way out there. This is...I dunno." He put the clothes back on, not feeling the cold too much even without them.

He put Mark's coat on over the outfit like a trophy. "I didn't even ******** know we had a budget. Did you know one time Jordan, Ace and I like, we took out a casino? And we brought back like a million dollars? And ******** H took it?"


 

[Zoobey]

"Oh yeah, I know about the casino thing," Mark didn't even bat an eye, still continuing a much slower path towards the lighthouse. "Trust me, you like, don't want to look to deeply into finances, once you go in there, it's like this black hole. There's like expenses for places off island, establishments, bribery, funding branching organizations, supplies for the island itself and maintenance, so on so forth. Sure, Dr. H may have like possibly theoretically millions of dollars but it doesn't mean he's rich. Standards, we live on moral standards and also like economy ones. If everyone had a million dollars then like, my freaking burgers would be ten thousand bucks each, which incidentally still makes buying stuff off island great and cheap but people would just charge crazy amounts for bringing it back, you know?"

After the long rant, they finally got back to the lighthouse, and Mark kept on trying to reach his coat before remembering he didn't have it and giving Rep a long, sad look. "If I get you your sexy stuff, can I have my coat back?"

Baneful

 

[Baneful]

"Sure you can." Rep said. He hadn't really intended to keep his coat, after all a guy's coat was important on the island, but it was pretty warm right now so he'd pretend he'd intended it as collateral. "Deal."

"Guess you are right about the money though, it's prison rules on the island. Like I sell cigarettes and s**t, I hoard like the essentials so when the portals are down I can make bank, but people consider like, I dunno, a carton of fresh milk way more important than 100 dollars when they can't get hold of any themselves and they have too much savings. "

He was really genuinely curious to see what constituted sexy to Mark.

 

[Zoobey]

"Yeah dude, so like if you think about it, five hundred is a steal," He was recalibrating the portals operating system to set the right destination. Mark also kindly omitted the park where if a carton of milk was a hundred bucks, it meant that Hunters on average got paid ten cartons of milk.

The loading screen greenlighted entryway and Mark pulled out his wallet and checked about five different credit cards, before just striding into the portal as if it were a door. Rep would meet him at the Gap again, Mark sharing the same changing room for a second. "Okay, Victoria's Secret first, then maybe some jeans and then like Macy's because I gotta like, return my toaster oven." It was to be noted that Mark wasn't actually holding a toaster oven.

Baneful

 

[Baneful]

Rep shrugged. Maybe it was a steal, anything that didn't cost him money directly was ultimately one.

"You need to teach me how to do that sometime." he said, before following through back into the mall. "What's Macy's?" Rep asked. "And er, are guys even allowed in victoria's secret?"

 

[WE ARE HALLOWEEN]

"The big department store," Mark explained as he checked the mall map outside, "it has like everything. Oh hey, they have a Gamestop here too, we should go in and laugh at how outdated hard copy games totally are."

And when he finally did locate Victoria's Secret he stopped dead cold outside of the entrance. "Uhhhhhh," Mark gave Rep the slightest nudge and then push forward. "Ladies first. Just like, ask for their sexy bras and stuff."

There was a store clerk standing at the entrance, looking at the two while trying to maintain a slowly fading smile.

Baneful

 

[Baneful]

Rep had gone from worried to excited at the mention of games and the bounce from this got him all the way to Victorias secret where he too hovered in the doorway before edging in. He'd memorised the strange cryptic numbers and letters that he'd been told were his bra size and hesitantly said.

"Err, I want to see the sexy bras?"

He felt like an alien and found it hard to imagine how women did this stuff at all.  

[Zoobey]

The girl rolled her eyes as Mark gave them a double thumbs up at the entrance and then began to scoot slowly away as a security guard passed his direction."Right so first, we're going to do some measurements okay?"

She didn't wait for Rep to say yes or no, before stuffing him into a changing room moving surprisingly quickly and efficiently without making him feel too violated. "So when you say sexy, are you looking for something more modern, more vogue, chic, is it comfort or are you just wanting something fun?"

If she had made any judgements about Rep's outfit or lack thereof of bra she said nothing.

Baneful

 

[Baneful]

Rep gave the assistant a hesitant smile as she headed over to him, hopeful that maybe something actually halfway decent would come out of this little excursion. He was unsure but he intended to make the most of it, needing things to wear that fitted this weird ******** body.

When the questions came up in the changing room about what he was looking for he found himself puzzled on how to reply. "Maybe both?" He kept that hopeful smile up regardless.

 

[Zoobey]

She looked at Mark still poking out from the side of the store and then back at Rep, and her extremely fixed smile wobbled a bit. "Great! I have a few things in mind, I'll be right back."

The representative came back rather quickly with about four bra sets, ranging from rainbow polka-dot to jaguar and zebra print. "Here, try these on, my name is Sara if you need anything, and I'll be around," she pointed to her name tag, handed everything to Rep and practically bolted off.

Five seconds later-

"Cool," somehow Mark had found a way through. "Let's get everything and run." He pulled out his choice of lingerie as well. "You should get this one too, it's totally super sexy and stuff."

Baneful

 

[Baneful]

Rep was about to try the things on when Mark showed up again, unable to so much as take off his coat. So they were stealing now, he assumed, and with the air of an experienced shoplifter tucked the items away into the recesses of his clothing, including the one Mark had picked out.

"Checkout or are we checking out?" he said with a smirk.