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Green Minuet rolled 1 10-sided dice:
6
Total: 6 (1-10)
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 Posted: Tue May 10, 2016 12:58 am
Points for Brains: 4 + 6 = 10 Treats: -1 = 0 Hurrying back from the treat bin, Ephias hurled it into the arena. “Quick! Now!” He was maybe beginning to get a little too invested.
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Posted: Tue May 10, 2016 9:19 am
LET'S GET READY TO RUM-BRAWL!!! But first, our giveaway... Today's ticket winners are: DraconicFeline Psykgi, again! You really pulled out all the stops for Brainz! Green Minuet I like your attitude! And I think the gerbils do too! Micillia You've got awesome spirit too! And your symbol is wicked cool.
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zeflamigo generated a random number between
1 and 51 ...
16!
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Posted: Tue May 10, 2016 9:27 am
"We've got a very close match today, guys!" Leeroi cheered, drumming up energy from the crowd. "It's anybody's game in this epic match of brain versus brawn! Who know's who'll come out on top!"
Leeroi set up the gerbils on each side of the arena, giving each a pat on the head for good luck- and to get close and check for last minute system glitches. He didn't want a repeat of yesterday's upset.
(Rolling for Knife!)
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zeflamigo generated a random number between
1 and 52 ...
20!
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Posted: Tue May 10, 2016 9:28 am
It was a tense fight. Knife and Brainz circled each other in the pen, both trying to anticipate the other's moves. Knife finally made the first move, leaping at Brainz and headbutting his brain jar.
This dizzied Brainz for a moment, who stumbled backwards to catch himself. Shaking it off, he gave Knife a glare of determination, waiting for her to make another move.
As she did, Brainz knew not to make the same mistake again. He swiftly dodged out of Knife's path, swinging around her left flank to deliver a barrage of tiny kicks. Then he backed away quickly, staying out of her range until she made the mistake of opening up again.
Then, with another barrage of kicks, he knocked Knife on her back and winning the fight. Swooping in, Leeroi scooped up the smart gerbil and raised him up for the crowd. "BRAINZ wins!"
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Lavender Hues rolled 1 10-sided dice:
1
Total: 1 (1-10)
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Posted: Tue May 10, 2016 3:34 pm
Rastin Morden
Okay, so Rastin was starting to find these little robotic monsters charming, and actually wanted to come place a bet today. Today's brawl happened to feature a gerbil that looked a whole lot more normal than the rest, which meant it immediately gained his admiration and pity.
"Ah... RRR, was it?" He said, the name rolling off his tongue like cement. "... Yeah. Just try your best not to die, okay?"
Rolling for RRR!
(Yes there are words, I'm not sure of the amount. I'm tired
Special treats saved: 2)
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Micillia rolled 2 10-sided dice:
4, 10
Total: 14 (2-20)
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Posted: Tue May 10, 2016 4:07 pm
 Caiden examined the two competing gerbils. "I didn't know gerbils could HAVE that many legs!" the orangeblood said in wonder as he looked at RRR. "DAD!! DAD!! DAD!!!" The boy yelled, turning to his father. "I want that many legs!! How do i get um?!? Do i have to, like, train under a gerbil master?!?" CamoDad swiveled his eyes and pulled the brownblood aside. Apparently trolls don't get more legs then what they have as children. Caiden looked a little glum after that but perked up as soon as he saw Tank. "DAD!!! DAD!!! DAD!!!" The boy yelled again. "Could i get a cool thing like that then?! The one Tank has on his legs?!" CamoDad sighed and said maybe someday which satisfied the brownblood, who quickly cheered Tank on. Rolling for TankUSING SPECIAL TREAT
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DraconicFeline rolled 1 10-sided dice:
7
Total: 7 (1-10)
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Posted: Tue May 10, 2016 10:00 pm
Psykgi Mentha
Oh gog, Psy couldn't decide: which gerbil should she root for today?! Oh gog... It had to be RRR, or Donkey, because, as Leeroi kept saying, he was finally back to kick some tail, and gosh, she might as well cheer him on.
"Go, go RRR!" flicking a few warmup targets out for him to shoot, "Kick Tanks s roly-poly tail!"
Psy is cheering on RRR
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KitsuneAura rolled 1 10-sided dice:
4
Total: 4 (1-10)
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Posted: Tue May 10, 2016 10:01 pm
Man, she really wasn't doing so great at judging these little guys, was she? Ephias really had them figured out this, she guessed. So...she leaned in for a closer look. Who would Ephias vote for? RRR, who apparently was also a gun, or Tank, who was slow but steady? She hummed, considering, and made a hesitant guess that maybe Tank was the one to go with? "Come on, Tank! Take him down!"
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Green Minuet rolled 1 10-sided dice:
7
Total: 7 (1-10)
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Posted: Tue May 10, 2016 10:26 pm
Points for RRR: 7 Treats: 0 “N-not what I... what I expected you to pick,” Ephias said beside Etsali. Face gaunt, he stared out into the ring. He had put on a brave face the last couple of nights and the coffee had certainly helped, but his sleep deprivation was finally catching up at him. Now that he thought about it, the gerbils were truly terrifying. There was something very appealing about that though. Ephias had not realised it, but he had begun to tilt sideways. Perking up, he began to shout enthusiastically at the contestants. “DON'T...DON'T JUST STAND THERE. YOU'VE GOT A REPUTATION TO LIVE UP TO TRI-TRIPLE R: RAGE, WRECK, AND RAMPAGE!” He had barely finished speaking when he suddenly keeled over, drooping against the rail.
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Doutei rolled 1 10-sided dice:
8
Total: 8 (1-10)
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Posted: Tue May 10, 2016 11:18 pm
Rolling for Tank!
She wasn't embarrassed to come here anymore. Peeking at today's challengers, Tevini's heart immediately went out to Tank. She didn't know any trolls with missing limbs but knew it was a horrible condition to deal with. The mechanics of Tanks wheels intrigued her too. RRR was a stronger choice for the match up but there was something about rooting for the underdogs that she was starting to understand.
The rebels were underdogs after all. Calculations and analyzing things could only get so far, she was learning. But that didn't mean she was going to abandon those things completely. Understanding your odds wasn't necessarily a bad thing. It just didn't mean that probability was consistent.
"You can do this Tank."
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thyPOPE rolled 1 10-sided dice:
4
Total: 4 (1-10)
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Posted: Wed May 11, 2016 3:40 am
Alifax was currently zero for three on guessing the outcomes of these probably-rigged matches correctly. That didn't mean he couldn't...try? It wasn't like he was actually putting down beetles on the outcomes. He'd realized a while ago that Furore just wanted the money for merchandise. Alifax did not want "merchandise" if it wasn't free.
There were two new gerbils. Cheering them on still felt silly. He gestured at Tank. "That one doesn't require a constant supply of projectiles to function," he shrugged. Also, you know, it'd probably survive longer. Alifax didn't know how guns worked but it was not a method conducive to allowing a biological organism to survive. This was why beast modification was a stupid idea, especially when someone like this was in charge. Alifax was no foe to new technologies or genetic engineering; he just knew how to identify a short-lived project.
Like, well, the entirety of this booth. Those laser eyes had been promising when he'd thought the gerbils were completely robot. Now they were just kind of stupid-looking. Real gerbils weren't sentient enough for laser eyes to be safe in any capacity. But it wasn't Alifax who'd be dying in the laboratory.
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zeflamigo generated a random number between
1 and 2 ...
1!
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Posted: Wed May 11, 2016 8:13 am
LET'S GET READY TO RUM-BRAWL!!! But first, our giveaway... Today's ticket winners are: Micillia Leeroi slides you a shoddy business card. For whenever your lusus lets you get sweet robotics. Doutei Who knew such a soft-spoken troll could rile up our gerbils! DraconicFeline rolling for winner, 1 for Psykgi, 2 for Ephias leeroi is clearly employing nepotism at this point
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zeflamigo generated a random number between
1 and 40 ...
6!
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Posted: Wed May 11, 2016 8:14 am
The lights flicked off in the arena. For a moment, there was silence, but then— gerbils. Their mechanics whirred and revved, stirring up the crowd. Then, to their musical cue, the spotlights turned on, highlighting the day's competitors.
"ARE YOU ******** READY?" He asked. "LET'S HEAR YOU CHEER ONE MORE TIME!" He yelled, living up the energy. This booth was the best idea he ever had.
"LET'S HEAR IT FOR TANK!" Leeroi yelled, pointing at the gerbil with his whole body. Tank revved his little engine, soaking in the crowd's excitement. Then he shed a single, manly gerbil tear.
"LET'S HEAR IT FOR TRIPLE R!" Leeroi continued, motioning to the other corner of the ring. The other gerbil posed excitedly, jumping from place to place, ready to fight.
"READY?" Leeroi asked, pulling out his airhorn, starting to back out of the ring. Once he was out and the exit was closed, he sounded the start of the match with a loud honk.
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zeflamigo generated a random number between
1 and 25 ...
22!
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Posted: Wed May 11, 2016 8:15 am
The gerbils immediately clashed, Tank speeding off (although not nearly as fast as Peepaws) after RRR. His tactic was to back the gun gerbil into a corner, where he'd be less likely to attack in close range.
But RRR was resilient and crafty, and generally much faster. He hopped quickly around Tank, shooting at him when he let his guard down. Most of the hits deflected off of the tires just fine, being made out of a strong, resistant material.
Eventually however, a bullet struck at just the perfect angle, wedging itself into Tank's wheel belt. Tank let out a dramatic cry as the belt jammed, whirring and making horrible screeching noises as it malfunctioned.
Seeing his opening, RRR raced up and did a backflip off of Tank, knocking the other gerbil onto his back. "******** sick," Leeroi whispered in awe, moving in to declare the winner.
"ONE, TWO, THREE," Leeroi counted off as Tank wiggled on the floor, unable to get up. "AND WE HAVE OUR WINNER!" Leeroi announced, holding RRR up for the crowd.
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zeflamigo rolled 5 10-sided dice:
7, 2, 3, 6, 8
Total: 26 (5-50)
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Posted: Wed May 11, 2016 8:19 am
One of today's gerbils has received extra training from entering the ice skating event...
(Read, I need to balance it so Peepaws doesn't slaughter him)
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