WHO ARE YOU ENTERING AS : Mercury (with the creepy black eyes from the manga please, if I’m allowed to specify? xD)
YOUR USERNAME : Naien Haigara
SONG YOU WOULD GIVE THEM IF YOU GOT THEM : The Dickhead Song – Miles Betterman


QUESTION 1 HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT DR. WILY AND WHY?

A crackpot a*****e who lives in a huge building- I think he’s overcompensating for something. No idea why the ******** anyone listens to this weirdo. And his hair is even stupider than Terra’s.


QUESTION 2 HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT DOCTOR LIGHT AND WHY? (Answering this incorrectly may result in the direct termination of your application*)

A crackpot a*****e who lives in a dump instead of a big-a** tower. I don’t really see the difference, actually.


QUESTION 3 HOW MUCH DO YOU SHIP BASS AND PROTO

Holy s**t, eww, eww, why!? Mental images that need deleting! Keep your creepy earth-bot porn fantasies away from me you ******** deviants!


QUESTION 4 WHAT ARE YOUR CURRENT THOUGHTS ON THE STATE OF THE CITY?

Shits given: 0.


QUESTION 5 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE REBELLION?

More stupid earth-things. Are these ones different from the others or something? I’m not seeing it.


QUESTION 6 HOW HOT IS FLASHOVER? (hah, get it? Hot, cuz fire)

Dying a really stupid, anticlimactic death at the hands of a shitty earth bot doesn’t win you any ‘hot’ points, sorry.