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Blessed Conversationalist
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 Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 9:17 pm
(Scene opens with a TOO-CLOSE-FOR-COMFORT SHOT of CARLOTTA’S face.)
CARLOTTA (at the climax of an extravagant cade.)
This trophy from our saviors, from the enslaving force of Pants!
GIRLS' CHORUS
With feasting and dancing and song, tonight in celebration we greet the victorious throng, returned to bring salvation!
MEN'S CHORUS
The trumpets of Carthage resound!
Hear, Pants, now and tremble!
Hark to our step on the ground!
ALL
Hear the drums - Hannibal comes!
(PIANGI comes into shot.)
(PIANGI enters, as HANNIBAL)
PIANGI (HANNIBAL)
Sad to return to find the land we love threatened once more by pants far-reaching grasp.
(REYER comes into shot from orchestra pit.)
REYER (interrupting him)
Signor . . . if you please: "Pants." We say "Pants' not "Pantsa."
(CUT to: PIANGI)
PIANGI
Si, si, Pants, not pantsa. Is very hard for me.
(practicing) Pants . . . Pants . . .
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Posted: Sun May 08, 2005 12:38 pm
Long ago. It seemed so long ago. How young and pantsless we were.
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Posted: Sun May 08, 2005 1:49 pm
((Originally made by Elven Foxx....she was singing it at school....lol))
(the mirror scene)
"Flattering child you shall know me
See why in shadow I hide
Look at your PANTS in the mirror
I AM THERE INSIDE!"
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Posted: Sun May 08, 2005 2:38 pm
Ah, I'm no good at these, but reading them made me crack up in laughter and make my family members stare at me strangely.
No. I change my mind. I want to try one neutral
"Like yellow parchment is his pants...a great black hole serves as the pants that..never grew. You must be always on your guard, or he will catch you, with his magical...pants!"
That's all I've got.
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Posted: Sun May 08, 2005 3:12 pm
OMG gonna go watch the DVD now and dio the "In my pants" game as well XD
"Phantom of the Opera" ...IN MY PANTS! XD
All I ask is for one pant one pant-time
Pant the word and I will follow you
Share each pant with me each night each morning...
Anywhere you pant let me pant too
That's all I pant of you!
xd
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Posted: Sun May 08, 2005 5:43 pm
oh god, those are so ******** hilarious blaugh i've never laughed so much!
you guys thought of some good ones: "little lotte let her pants wander" and "open up your pants, let your fantasies unwind" lmfao
o Insolent boy, this slave of PANTS!
o Shame, shame, PANTS (sorry xd )
o The Phantom of the opera is there... inside YOUR PANTS
o You must always be on your guard... or he'll grab you with his magical PANTS!
o He is a genius! Architect, desingner, PANTS, truly a genius!
o Turn your PANTS away from the garish light of day (meaning Raoul)
o I gave you my PANTS
o Made your PANTS take wing
o You alone can make my song take flight... help me make the music of the PANTS
o Gossip's worth its weight in PANTS
o Think of it; a secret PANTS
o Look... your future PANTS
o Think of me... trying to hard to put you from my PANTS
o There will never be a day when I don't think of PANTS!
o Whenever I used to come down here to light a candle for my PANTS...
o Joseph Buquet, hold your PANTS!
o You did very well... PANTS is pleased with you
o The sleeping PANTS burst into bloom...
o When will the PANTS at last consume us?
o Say you'll share with me one PANTS... one lifetime
o Save me, lead me from my PANTS
o That fate which condemns me to wallow in PANTS
o It's in your PANTS that the true distortion lies...
lmfao this is so much fun!!!
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Posted: Sun May 08, 2005 6:07 pm
lmfao rofl im gonna put some of these in my sig
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Posted: Mon May 09, 2005 12:16 am
guys.. i re-read some of these...ugh back way back there...
and god..i feel sick now xp
uughh my stomach feels sick and my cheeks are all worn out. + my eyes are poofy from being watery whee xp
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Posted: Mon May 09, 2005 8:32 pm
phantom: ";you have truly made my pants!"
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Posted: Mon May 09, 2005 9:50 pm
Erik: Curse you! You little lying pants! You little viper!
(Hmm. That wasn't good.)
Carlotta: Piangi! Mi pantalones...
(Heh, spanish)
Erik: Down we plunge to the prison of my pants...
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Posted: Mon May 09, 2005 10:39 pm
okay there is only a certain # of lyrics we can use in this game. and an even more certain # of lyrics that turn out funny w/ pants. so...
yeah i cant think of n e more besides repeated ones. xp
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Posted: Tue May 10, 2005 11:27 am
XDDDDD HOLY BEEP. -dies laughing-
This made my day!
You people cheered me up! -was previously crying and yelling out "Why him!?" when they were talking about hiring Gerard Butler to play Erik-
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Posted: Tue May 10, 2005 2:26 pm
Phantom: *is disguised as the driver of the carriage*
Christine: Take me to my father's pants...
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Phantom: I advise you to comply, my pants should be clear. Remember, there are worse things then a shattered chandelier...
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Phantom: Down that path into pants deep as Hell!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Raoul: You're safe, no one will find you. Your pants are far behind you...
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
I don't think all of those have been said already...^^; I know this is a little old, but damn it's funny! XD
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Posted: Tue May 10, 2005 9:37 pm
Meg: Where in the world have you been hding? Really you were pantless. I only wish I knew your secret, who is your great pants?"
Chrisitne: Father once spoke of an Angel, I used to dream he'd have pants. Now as I sing I can pants him, and I know he's here! Here in this pants he calls me softly, somewhere inside my pants. Somehow I know he's always Pantsing, secret and strange Angel!
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Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 1:47 am
HAHAHA!! I almost woke everyone from laughing too much!! I have tears running down my face!!!
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