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 Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 3:07 am
As the moon trainee stumbled out of the portal and towards Mark, his frantic intake of breath didn't seem to stop until he realized he was indeed safe. Although he then realized he was safe, but without a TV to present to Mark. Thoughts of his promotion began to fade from his mind as Mark looked at them suspiciously. He wondered how they must look, since his own coat was nearly shredded, his scarf was in tatters and he was covered in bite marks. But the worst part was, what the hell he was going to tell him.
'The time for what? Telling Mark we had issues with the pet store?'
'You mean flat out lying to his face and making things up. Sounds great, but I don't want to lie to him and have it come back to bite me in the a**, I'd rather just tell him the truth'
With a gloomy sigh, he looked at Mark and tried to think of the best way to put it.
"We asked the sales clerks for the TV. They gave us puppies instead." A pause. "Their bite was worse then their bark."
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 7:13 am
As the reached the safety that was Deus ex, Solia had just one regret.
That she really couldn't have gotten a puppy. Sure it was a bit... foolish in some ways, a real puppy would have been nice.
We went in and like, the staff was kinda shitty. They were all mopey or tried to sell me stuff we didn't want or need and then we saw this guy who said he had the special... only to find out that the special was with flesh eating puppies."
A sad shake of her head Israfel reminded her of what else to say.
"Sorry sir."
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iStoleYurVamps
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 7:22 am
".. Is it four o'clock already?" Saya tried to find her cell phone to check the time, maybe they had enough time to go to a different Bestbuy!
"A.. different .. bestbuy is still .. possible sir." Saya ended their brief reports, her hands nervously linked against her chest.
".. One without flesh eating puppies, if possible."
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Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2013 11:52 pm
"What?" Mark whined, "That's like the lamest excuse I've ever heard. How do flesh eating puppies prevent you from buying my flat screen tv, I mean it's right there and this was a very important mission, ths tv would have-"
The Lighthouse sentry Hunter on duty cleared his throat, coughing bullshit rather loudly.
Mark glowered at him. "Clearly we need to discuss this over more private conditions. I am not done with you trainees, I have my methods."
The next day all the trainees each recieved very dirty, grungy boxes, sealed wih a new Intermediate trainee coat and a note that read 'Consider this a bribe for my new TV.... I expect to be in my office by Monday!.' OOC CONGRATS ALL TRAINEES YOU ARE NOW INTERMEDIATE!! Hooray!!!
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