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 Posted: Sat Jul 13, 2013 1:07 am
Ladies and gentleman, the collective works of Video Brinquedo. The most shameless ripoffs of Disney, Pixar, and Dreamworks, these "animated films" (and I mean that in the loosest definition of the term possible) are poorly animated, poorly written cash ins seemingly designed with the sole purpose of preying upon the confused grandparent demographic. Why they haven't gotten a cease and desist from any of these companies I don't know. They've ripped off pretty much all of the recent popular CGI family films, but here's some of their most offensive: Kung Fu Panda The Little Panda FighterUp Whats Up: Balloon to the Rescue!Ratatouille Ratatoing
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Posted: Sat Jul 13, 2013 3:24 am
Matasoga and I saw a trailer for "Nude Nuns with Big Guns" that also looks highly promising. That movie is actually on Netflix and my father pleaded that I watch it with him one Saturday when we were able to somehow escape from everyone else long enough to watch a movie xD
It was.... Horrifically terrible.
We laughed through the whole thing at it's ridiculousness. And that's just the kind of father I have. Not sure if that's good or bad.
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Posted: Sat Jul 13, 2013 3:46 am
Ephynas Puggle Matasoga and I saw a trailer for "Nude Nuns with Big Guns" that also looks highly promising. That movie is actually on Netflix and my father pleaded that I watch it with him one Saturday when we were able to somehow escape from everyone else long enough to watch a movie xD
It was.... Horrifically terrible.
We laughed through the whole thing at it's ridiculousness. And that's just the kind of father I have. Not sure if that's good or bad. Sounds like it's everything that I hoped for.
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Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 9:18 pm
Haven't seen more than just a couple clips of this one but... really, a couple clips is all you need for Birdemic: Shock and Terror. Easily some of the shittiest special effects I've ever seen. The birds look like animated gifs from the 90s pasted over the footage. Hilarious! <3
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Posted: Thu Aug 15, 2013 8:56 pm
Saw Nude Nuns With Big Guns, finally. It's basically Kill Bill, if Kill Bill had a thousand times more tits and also really really sucked.
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Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2013 9:58 pm
...Holy mother of shitty movies. Ghost Shark 2: Urban Jaws. Presented in this article with this line of text: Quote: I didn't know there was a Ghost Shark 1, which is probably my loss. But I do know that this one has managed the casting coup of scoring actors from two different "Worst Movies Ever Made": Troll 2's George Hardy and The Room's Juliette Danielle. Unfortunately they appear to be consigned to minor roles, while the leads include a guy named Steve Austin who isn't the famous one. ...So beautiful. crying
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Posted: Sun Aug 18, 2013 8:19 pm
A Talking Cat!?! There is no way this isn't made to be deliberately shitty. Everything about this sucks, right down to the comic sans in the trailer.
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Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2013 2:18 am
So, saw Best Worst Movie on Netflix, the documentary about Troll 2 made by the kid that starred in it. Definitely worth seeing. Not only does it go into how and why such an awful movie came to be, but also about the insane cult following its gotten and the cast and crew's responses to it all. And the actors reenacting funny scenes from it when they're all 2 decades older is pretty hilarious. heart
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Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2013 3:00 pm
׺°”˜`”°º×Life is about balance׺°”˜`”°º× Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus was terrifically horrible.
There was this one scene where the shark jumps out of the water and bites through an airplane. And the graphics and special effects were so corny, I thought I was in a corn field.
Speaking of sharks, I'm also looking forward to seeing the movie Sharknado.
׺°”˜`”°º×But because you're not a straight line doesn't mean you aren't balanced׺°”˜`”°º×
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Posted: Thu Oct 03, 2013 7:22 am
The QuietGod, that one is just painful. I've seen the principal actors in other movies/shows, and enjoyed their work, but the acting in this movie is god-awful. The incredibly terrible dialogue doesn't help, either. I just don't understand how anyone could read the script and think, "Yeah, I want my name associated with this." The premise is interesting enough, I guess. "Deaf-mute girl gradually becomes privy to her adoptive family's darkest secrets". But the way it plays out... sweatdrop
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Posted: Fri Oct 04, 2013 9:49 pm
Taeryyn The QuietGod, that one is just painful. I've seen the principal actors in other movies/shows, and enjoyed their work, but the acting in this movie is god-awful. The incredibly terrible dialogue doesn't help, either. I just don't understand how anyone could read the script and think, "Yeah, I want my name associated with this." The premise is interesting enough, I guess. "Deaf-mute girl gradually becomes privy to her adoptive family's darkest secrets". But the way it plays out... sweatdrop It does sound interesting. The execution must be awful, indeed. Is it fun bad, or painful bad?
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Posted: Sat Oct 05, 2013 10:44 am
Matasoga It does sound interesting. The execution must be awful, indeed. Is it fun bad, or painful bad? I suppose it depends on your personal sensitivity to certain subjects. I just find it painful bad, but it really does pass from "painful" into "so bad it's funny", even if the subject matter isn't at all humorous. IMDB has some pretty good examples, but they will spoil the plot.
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Posted: Sat Oct 05, 2013 2:30 pm
Taeryyn Matasoga It does sound interesting. The execution must be awful, indeed. Is it fun bad, or painful bad? I suppose it depends on your personal sensitivity to certain subjects. I just find it painful bad, but it really does pass from "painful" into "so bad it's funny", even if the subject matter isn't at all humorous. IMDB has some pretty good examples, but they will spoil the plot. Is it worth the watch for someone that enjoys bad movies?
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Posted: Sat Oct 05, 2013 4:47 pm
Matasoga Taeryyn Matasoga It does sound interesting. The execution must be awful, indeed. Is it fun bad, or painful bad? I suppose it depends on your personal sensitivity to certain subjects. I just find it painful bad, but it really does pass from "painful" into "so bad it's funny", even if the subject matter isn't at all humorous. IMDB has some pretty good examples, but they will spoil the plot. Is it worth the watch for someone that enjoys bad movies? Personally, I don't think so. Other than the horrible script, it's pretty boring.
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Posted: Sat Oct 05, 2013 5:00 pm
Taeryyn Matasoga Taeryyn Matasoga It does sound interesting. The execution must be awful, indeed. Is it fun bad, or painful bad? I suppose it depends on your personal sensitivity to certain subjects. I just find it painful bad, but it really does pass from "painful" into "so bad it's funny", even if the subject matter isn't at all humorous. IMDB has some pretty good examples, but they will spoil the plot. Is it worth the watch for someone that enjoys bad movies? Personally, I don't think so. Other than the horrible script, it's pretty boring. That's always a shame.
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