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Interesting Conversationalist
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 Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2012 10:39 pm
That glare was a good look for her, he decided rather quickly. The thought of infuriating her seemed to give him a gratuitous amount of pleasure, far more than it should have, considering he had just met her. Then again, as previously mentioned, he was kind of a giant manipulative douchebag, so this would certainly not have come as a surprise to Petra, at least. The fact that he could affect her emotions as readily as he seemed to be able to amused him greatly, to the point where it was unlikely he was going to leave her alone anytime soon. Not now that he'd found his source of entertainment.
Sliding his hands into his pockets again, Cain watched her as she touched his chest, taking note of her expression before she leaned in close to whisper in his ear. Undeniably, it was extremely sexy, her voice low and smooth in all the right ways, her breath hot against his ear. However, it would have been more effective if she hadn't been so intent on keeping away from the slimy substance she had thrown at him. It was, in fact, this very reservation which gave him the self control to keep his hands in his pockets, his muscles coiling only momentarily beneath his skin before relaxing again. And when he spoke, his voice was equally as smooth, and no less arrogant.
"I'm not convinced you could handle me," he replied, steel-colored eyes shifting to the side, where her blueberry-stained hair brushed his neck, "I make far more of a mess than the soup you're so repulsed by."
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Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2012 10:41 pm
The kick had the vampire falling into a chair, laughing as red eyes focused on Gramps. "Yessssssss. That issss what I like." He hissed under his breath as he got up, dusting himself off.
The two young ones made Dis laugh with 'cooties'. "I am afraid that once infected, you can't get rid of it that easily. It never goes away." Rolling his neck he picked under his nails as he looked at Gramps.
He then licked where the candy had landed before laughing.
No boundaries.
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iStoleYurVamps
iStoleYurVamps
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Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2012 10:47 pm
Gramps casually put both hands on Ceres' shoulders and planted her right between him and Dis.
Blatant human meat shield go.
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Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2012 10:50 pm
Saliva had found a nice, clean spot and hopped up, sitting down and reaching over to take a nice little cupcake from a nearby tray and started to dip her finger into the bright frosting and licking it. Ohhh. That was nice. It felt forever since she had something sweet, and she kicked her decorate boots about as she licked her finger, looking about with a smile.
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Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2012 10:53 pm
"Yes you can get rid of homo cooties," the kid replied matter-of-factly, rolling his eyes at Dis. "All you have to do is not be old and ugly and wrinkly. Too bad you'll never get rid of yours." A tongue might have been stuck out at the golem vampire.
Upon realizing that Ceres was not infected with Locke's homo cooties, he quickly let go of her coat, glaring at the carbuncle golem. "You should have at least told me you were giving your cooties away, gross, I almost touched another homo." A sudden moment of revelation. "Wait, if she's homo, and they're homo, and they're touching the floor...."
The PSP clattered out of his cold, surprised hands. "That means everyone else in this room is homo!"
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Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2012 10:57 pm
Dis's laughter became a roar.
He might have begun to wheeze because he was laughing so hard.
"If that- ahaha is the case- pfft." The Vampire was on his knees laughing. "Then everyone on the island is a homo. Your hunter included!"
Dis was was now rolling on the floor, laughing to hard he looked to be in actual pain.
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iStoleYurVamps
iStoleYurVamps
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Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2012 11:01 pm
"Cupcakes? You know, those go straight to your thighs." Glance up. Fake smile. Glance down at boots. "Oh, and I love your shoes. So presh."She grabbed a cupcake of her own, settling down and tossing at her hunter. Wash could only shuffle behind her helplessly. There was nothing more terrifying than a tweenage girl. He caught the sweetened missile, and took a huge bite, as if it would somehow save him from this torment. "So, sweetie, what do they call you? I'm Salacia, but YOU can call me Sally." She reached out to poke her in the chest. Wash nearly dropped his cupcake. "You are KIDDING," he mumbled.
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Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2012 11:07 pm
Jezebel backed away, her smug look fading away with something much more serious. She looked at him for a minute, scrunching up her face in thought, as if trying to remember what she was about to say. Her lip jutted out, just slightly, before she rolled her eyes and waved the odd feeling of nostalgia off. "IIiiiiiiiiii'm sure you're bluffing." She sing-songed, turning away and climbing back up on the table. "Besides, if it's not already obvious, I like making a mess." She punctuated this by picking up a small bowl of mashed potatoes, and dropping it on Gramps' head. "DO YOU ASSHOLES NOT UNDERSTAND HOW A FOOD FIGHT WORKS?"
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Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2012 11:09 pm
Locke had begun to panic again at Dis' claim. Or he did, up until Noah corrected the older boil.
"Hah hah!" He laughed, pointing at Gramps and spat the candy back out. He was old, so he was beyond help. But they were still young. They could be saved!
"Hey! You wiped them on me first and they were your cooties to begin with!" He reminded. "It wouldn't be my fault if you got infected again." He countered, moving back to make that he kept his hands away from Ceres. She was a homo now.
Or had she always been...?
Locke's eyes widened in horror at Noah's revelation. If that was the true then--then---
Dis' claim confirmed it.
No where was safe!
"W-what do we do? There's no 'power' to beat them this time!"
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Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2012 11:15 pm
Clerise appreciated the preening, and let her fingers run along Nona's skin, skimming her touch along the woman's wings, just where they met the shoulder. "Messy, huh?" She spotted someone in ...Jerry's coat. She could put two and two together. "Company is brought, her name's Nona," Clerise replied cheekily, offering Roar a mock bow. "Don't call him a meatbag, he's all skin and bones anyway, mister." Tilting her head one way, then the other, the redhead just smirked. "Dude. You ruined that coat. Can I touch the spikeys?" Before he could answer, Clerise stepped closer, running one finger carefully over one. "You look cool as hell, like some sort of gargoyle thing." She poked his chest with a finger. "What are ya, anyway?"
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Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2012 11:15 pm
He stiffened as still as a sheet, blood running cold, which was something figurative since both golems and ghosts did not have actual human blood, as he stared at everyone around them. The whole island, the whole island, which meant-
-"That means the whole world has Homo! The whole universe!" Panic was rising in big time: pure, unfiltered panic and a little bit of nausea. He slapped Locke as the carbuncle golem also began to panic. "No, man. We have to stay calm. If we give up the Homos will win. Okay, this is what we need to do, we need a plan of action. We need to build an anti-homo fort that will protect us even from everyone - even from our owners - until they are cured okay. A real anti-homo fort. Trust noone. You understand?"
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Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2012 11:16 pm
Gramps blinked as he felt mashed potatoes slide down his neck. He said nothing. Slowly, he turned toward Jezebel. "Bug off."
He tried to wipe off the potatoes off of his head before he stalked over toward his hunter and smacked him awake. "We're leaving."
"?!?!?" The catoblepas grabbed Wilson's arm and jerked him away from the table.
"We're ditching."
As they left the cafeteria, Wilson curiously stared at the carbuncle.
[[ raegquit~? ]]OnionGrump hey ryan i saw some carbuncle looking kid at the cafeteria. he yours?
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iStoleYurVamps
iStoleYurVamps
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Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2012 11:17 pm
Snorting back his laughter, Dis got up, grinning before taking what looked like ice cream and shoving it into Jezebel's chest. "My dear, I understand perfectly. I do look forward to having to wash up when all is said and done. We might have to use the communal showers after all."
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Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2012 11:21 pm
The spines quivered as she ran her fingers along them, and he hopped off the table heavily before straightening to peer down at her, his skinny naked tail wagging behind him under the coat, "You are lookin' at a prime specimen of Howler, kid," He literally purred, the noise a deep rumble from his massive, muscled chest before suddenly lurching forward to rub his head against her chest, just barely missing poking one of her eyes out with one of his porcupine-like quills. "You can touch more'n my spikeys, Amazon," He growled in her ear before his massive jaws tenderly nibbled at the side of her face.
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Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2012 11:24 pm
Saliva licked her lips, glancing at her tights a moment and then scooted to the girl, nudging her playfully with her curvy hip. "I do hope they do. I actually think I lost some weight being a weapon." She whispered, shaking her head at the thought. How was she supposed to be beautiful if she lost all her bodacious curves? The junk in her trunk was just going to melt away at this rate, and then what? She'd become one of those stick human ghouls walking around? UGH! She wanted to break them like toothpicks. They probably snapped in half just lifting up their makeup kits. Not that SHE needed any of course.
Watching her throw the cupcake, she grinned. "You've got him trained like a nice little foxfire. Mine just threw a fit and got sick. Ungrateful." She said with a wave of her hand, before she patted the ghoul on the shoulder. "Names Saliva. You really should eat more." She poked the ghoul's ribs to point out she was lacking. Quote: Saliva looks like this. Her hair is deep red, with golden ornaments and bead work. Her clothes are also red, but with green trim.
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