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Syusaki rolled 2 10-sided dice:
3, 1
Total: 4 (2-20)
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 Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 3:18 pm
Frowning, Wilson glanced at Madeline then back at Terry. “True.” He took a moment to contemplate why exactly he had decided to come here and then remembered oh right one hundred dollars an hour. The man might have still been grasping Madeline’s arm when he finally stepped into the room—frantically side stepping to avoid the mess Bix had made—then crinkled his nose with disgust. How could minipets make such a….?
He silently gagged before immediately summoning his weapon and gladly slipping on the mask. Wilson held up his weapons, careful to not let the cannons touch the floor. “Well,” he began as he turned toward Madeline, “this is going to be one long hour.”
Gramps might have been gagging and screaming when Wilson began to clean up the poop.
Room HP: 172
Minutes: 5
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Blade Kuroda rolled 1 10-sided dice:
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Total: 4 (1-10)
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 3:20 pm
Suddenly he was covered in poop now. "AAAACCCK!" he cried out while looking at the brown stains covering his white coat. "Biiiiiiiiiiiiixx..." he whined. He was going to need to take like four showers after this or something. And laundry. Definitely the laundry. With a sort of whimper he just tried to shove some poop in Bix's direction with the mop. Pitiful retaliation. Oh and there was Wilson. Who had a gasmask. Deryk was jealous. Room: 168 Minutes: 10
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 3:22 pm
Otto watched as Bix make s**t splatter on fellow trainees because of his weapon.
. . .
He de-summoned Tenya.
<I get covered in--->>
I'm sorry! I swear I'll give you a bath.
<>
Actually we don't have bathtubs so..
<<....Rose pedal.. shampoo?>>
. . . Fine.
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keiifuu rolled 2 8-sided dice:
4, 5
Total: 9 (2-16)
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 3:25 pm
( NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! )
Madeline wrapped her scarf around her head like a goddamned mask and got to work.
The poop covered room was going down.
ROOM HP: 159
Minutes: 5
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Lilwolfpard rolled 1 8-sided dice:
6
Total: 6 (1-8)
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 3:27 pm
"BIX!" She called out, crying out and stepping backwards to avoid... most of the splatter, only to step in a giant pile of the s**t. Her boots were now covered... thank goodness she wore them today.
"....You best be expecting retaliation later." She glared at him, the white haired man would be getting payback someday, oh yes... or maybe she would make him wash her clothing.
Either way, she mopped still muttering something about BOYS.
HP: 153
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 3:29 pm
Marcus got as far as the door before he let out a resounding "Nope."
Backing away he was not sticking around for that. "I'll take my chances with the runic coffee. Anyway you guys have fun."
Marcus booked it out.
He also might have dumped his coffee in a potted plant somewhere.
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iStoleYurVamps
iStoleYurVamps
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revenant aria rolled 1 8-sided dice:
4
Total: 4 (1-8)
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 3:36 pm
"Think about it, your watery nature means .. you'll be able .. to wash this off fast." Saya argued, internally in her head, with Prompto. The weapon didn't budge.
You are not summoning me. I wont do it.
Saya sighed, being the push-over she often tended to be, she decided to leave her weapon for now and work with what she had. Poop wasn't too bad. It was similar to her temporary job of cleaning the horse stables, it wasn't.. that .. bad.
damage: 4
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Syusaki rolled 2 10-sided dice:
3, 7
Total: 10 (2-20)
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 3:39 pm
Ten minutes and Gramps was already beginning to sound like a dying buffalo.
Wilson sort of pitied his weapon, but then remembered he really needed the mask.
He kept scraping away at the walls.
Room HP: 139
Minutes: 10
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keiifuu rolled 2 8-sided dice:
1, 8
Total: 9 (2-16)
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 3:42 pm
In retrospect, using a spiked mace in a room full of s**t was not the best course of actions.
( PLEASE MADS PLEASEISWEARI'MGONNADIEPLEASE no moreeee --- )
"Again!"
ROOM HP: 130
Minutes: 10
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Scyerline rolled 1 8-sided dice:
4
Total: 4 (1-8)
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 3:44 pm
With tissues jammed up her nose, Hazel gave both Ceres and Bix a toothy smile, "Name's Hazel." She looked back at the poop covered room. "LETS DO THIS!" she bellowed and grabbed the gross mop to start cleaning.
Room HP: 126
Time: 5 Mins
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Bittiface rolled 1 10-sided dice:
10
Total: 10 (1-10)
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 3:48 pm
Minutes: 10
Room: 116
Otto grabbed a mop this time, coughing behind his scarf and trying to mop up the disgusting slop.
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iloveyouDIE rolled 1 10-sided dice:
5
Total: 5 (1-10)
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 3:51 pm
"Nice to meet you Hazel." Bix nodded as he hefted a wet broom and slapped it against the floor. He started to push, fumbling with keeping his nose covered for a moment.
"Well we're definitely working for this money.." He grumbled.
Room: 111
Minutes: 15
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Scyerline rolled 2 8-sided dice:
7, 8
Total: 15 (2-16)
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 3:52 pm
"Just tell yourself it's all mud!" Hazel yelled at Bix over the wails of other hunters, "Need some tissues?"
Hazel stopped mopping for a moment to open her pouch, causing the mop to fall into the muddy floor of feces and splattering it all over her front side. "Oops! Nevermind!" the tissues were covered in poo as well.
Now that the mop is lost, Hazel needed a new utensil. The other hunters were using their weapons, so why not!?
< You are kidding me, right? >
"Out you go!" Hazel pulled him out against his will. Not that stabbing the poop could do any sort of clean up, but maybe it can crack away at the hard stuff.
Room: 96
Minutes: 10
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Ravvlet rolled 2 8-sided dice:
8, 8
Total: 16 (2-16)
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 3:54 pm
At first, it was a snicker.
Then a chuckle.
Finally, Wash was full-on belly laughing, clutching himself and bending over, heedless of the smell of poop. It was awful, but after months of dirty diapers it'd become significantly less scary than say, battling horrible monsters. It might not be something he'd like to do day to day, but for $100/hour it wasn't bad.
He summoned Sally, and she immediately began to protest.
No no no no no no no no no no-
Her chanting was cut off in an inarticulate scream as he used the edge of the shield to scoop up and shovel a sizeable amount of refuse. "Come on, guys, this isn't the first time we've shoveled this place's s**t, and it won't be the last!"
The tissue the kind young lady had given him was safely stowed in a pocket. He'd use it later.
POOP DAMAGE: 16
MINUTES: 5
ROOM HP: 80
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Blade Kuroda rolled 1 10-sided dice:
10
Total: 10 (1-10)
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 3:56 pm
Deryk's stomach continued to churn as he mopped away, weeping internally.
Room: 70
Time: 15
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